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Re: Prayer Chain
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Hey all, I will probably be flamed for this but I don't really care. Some of you may get those prayer chain emails coming across begging you to pray for some old man with emphysema, or a little kid with cholera. I usually discard them because I am what one would call a non believer. But after a brutal session of having several topset and straightdraw combos out run by some brain dead Corky type, I got the idea to harness the power of these forums. If tonight we would all pray to the gods of poker , vishna, allah, methusala, yaweh, whomever I would be most grateful. Pray that this herd of drooling morons either lose the blessed horseshoe that is up their collective ass for a couple weeks, or as a sweeter alternative let them all die an extremely painful death. Let them all collect on an island to inbreed themselves into oblivion. Anything that could allow me to have a hand hold up anywhere near expectation. If we all say these prayers and eat some vitamins tonight maybe the good players can have a period of time where their intricately laid traps end up snaring the correct victims. Cliff notes......I hate all the morons out there that are decimating me thinking that their 5 high runner runner flush draw is good vs top set wrap, and I want the proverbial grease fire to melt their eyelids closed, and fuse their fingers into the hooves that they actually are. [/ QUOTE ] Learn how to play poker? |
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Thats some funny shi t dude. Just what I have always wanted, a photoshop that I can call my own. Like Ansel Adams you have eloquently captured the essence of a moment in time. I have to print that out and frame it. I will forever be gratefull.
It least I can now get a laugh outta my misery. |
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Remember when you shoved QJ in the main event, begged another guy to fold in the most blatant display of weakness ever, and then told him he made a terrible call with AQ?
Funny stuff. Good times. |
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OMFG...IM SO EXCITED, IM LIKE 3 POSTS DOWN FROM RANDY [censored] JENSEN. WE'RE SO CLOSE I CAN ALMOST FEEL HIS SUXORZINESS!
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Yellowjacket ftw great post.
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So how does everyone feel about Randy Jensen's poker playing?
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OP, anytime i see you on tv in a hand i always root for the other person. because you're [censored] annoying and cocky as [censored] for no reason. i hope you never stop running bad. k that is all [/ QUOTE ] take a chill pill |
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i thought this was pretty funny and..
lol at all you internet pros hiding behind your computers talking [censored]. you guys would never have the balls to say any of that stuff to his face. |
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i thought this was pretty funny and.. lol at all you internet pros hiding behind your computers talking [censored]. you guys would never have the balls to say any of that stuff to his face. [/ QUOTE ] People tend not to insult the fish to it's face. |
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Re: Prayer Chain
Randy please play more PLO on FTP.
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