Hustled in home game last night?

[aaokwitme]

Post the address and time of this game and how much they play with (feel free to exaggerate) everywhere and hopefully they get robbed.

[south chicago]

you are correct, sir. at my home games i have no friends! they are all theiving degenerates. got to the point where everytime i got up to piss id get dealt rockets and lose of coarse. so i started pissing in the laundry tub in plain view. i had to adapt, not playin hands when certain people dealt. this group of 3 or 4 were so busy trying to cheat theyd often get confused and werent even good poker players, after hitting a couple people with chairs, and adapting to the situation, and still killin the table, it made it a profitable situation. now they only try to signal each other, no more stacin the deck, thank u , chair! if the game dont feel right odds are it aint, stay away, if your not winnn what ur stats say u should be winning, start smashing heads open. ask questions later!

[ryanghall]

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you are correct, sir. at my home games i have no friends! they are all theiving degenerates. got to the point where everytime i got up to piss id get dealt rockets and lose of coarse. so i started pissing in the laundry tub in plain view. i had to adapt, not playin hands when certain people dealt. this group of 3 or 4 were so busy trying to cheat theyd often get confused and werent even good poker players, after hitting a couple people with chairs, and adapting to the situation, and still killin the table, it made it a profitable situation. now they only try to signal each other, no more stacin the deck, thank u , chair! if the game dont feel right odds are it aint, stay away, if your not winnn what ur stats say u should be winning, start smashing heads open. ask questions later!

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*crickets chirping*