people with ridiculously appropriate names

[Actual God]

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My prosthetist is Dr. Mark Stubbs.

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My taxidermist is Mr. Jon Taxiderm

[Nick B.]

I have a cousin that is Dr. Finger.

[XXXNoahXXX]

[ QUOTE ]
I have a cousin that is Dr. Finger.

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gyno?

[Toro]

There used to be a weather girl on channel 7 in Boston named Chikage Windler. She's gone now but they got another girl named Dylan Dryer. Windler, Dryer. Pretty good names for weather forecasters.

[prohornblower]

Sir Jason Dildo, inventor of a sex toy.

And Lady Elizabeth Braces, inventor of tooth-straighteners.

There was also Lloyd Tissue, inventor of a sanitary napkin.
Henri Internet, inventor of a worldwide instantaneous communication system.
Steve Keg, inventor of a party accessory., etc. ...

[econophile]

[ QUOTE ]
There used to be a weather girl on channel 7 in Boston named Chikage Windler.

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omg yes, i always thought her name was ridiculous yet cool

[The DaveR]

Storm Field, longtime weatherman in NYC.

Mike Quick, former WR for the Eagles.

[BillNye]

[ QUOTE ]
Sir Jason Dildo, inventor of a sex toy.

And Lady Elizabeth Braces, inventor of tooth-straighteners.

There was also Lloyd Tissue, inventor of a sanitary napkin.
Henri Internet, inventor of a worldwide instantaneous communication system.
Steve Keg, inventor of a party accessory., etc. ...

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All of these suck, its common knowledge that people name inventions after themselves.

[BillNye]

[ QUOTE ]
Storm Field, longtime weatherman in NYC.

Mike Quick, former WR for the Eagles.

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There is also a wr w/ lastname: Goodspeed. Seems fitting.

Also Scott Player, Kicker/Punter? for Ari.

[miajag]

There's a dentist in my hometown named Dr. Bonebreak. Would be better if he were an orthopedic surgeon, but still pretty funny imo.