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Old 07-14-2007, 08:44 PM
raptor517 raptor517 is offline
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poor chud [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] i guess we have a new personal assistant. chud i need my laundry done, and i like salmon every other day for lunch. make sure to clean the grill. ty.
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Old 07-14-2007, 10:47 PM
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think:


50k-1 on 3 consecutive holes, giving him probably 100 chances. also, durr is obviously the only person i would book this bet with.

i give tom odds of about 35-1. and i figured the 'tilt/pressure' factor would outweigh durrr getting into any sort of groove. i know this is a slightly -EV bet, but i am a loose gambler and like to give my friends a little action sometimes.

so he shoots, and with his inconsistent jerky non-follow through putting stroke he sends 16 balls in 16 directions with none threatening the hole.

as i am getting tired of tossing golfballs back to him i am thinking about food and soon suggesting quitting, and going to get some lunch and tom just picking up the tab.

on his 17th shot he holes it for the first time. and then again. and then he offers a buyout of 2.5k. being the prop betting genius i am i decline in the favor of +ev. and backswing and hit and 'well he didnt miss-hit it' and 'that could be the right speed' and by the time it was halfway across the green i knew i was doomed.

durrrr > chuddo

*also there is a chance by this time tomorrow i am unstucko, up 50k, or busto to durr -5M if some high stakes rock-paper-scissors goes down, because durrr is a stone cold fish, and i got a read baby!
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Old 07-15-2007, 10:38 PM
Maulik Maulik is offline
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time to get a maserati
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Old 07-15-2007, 10:53 PM
SkeetyMcdoogle SkeetyMcdoogle is offline
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wow wake up emil for this one
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Old 07-16-2007, 04:21 PM
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poor chud [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] i guess we have a new personal assistant. chud i need my laundry done, and i like salmon every other day for lunch. make sure to clean the grill. ty.

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easy game obv.
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Old 07-16-2007, 04:24 PM
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Nicely done.
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Old 07-16-2007, 04:27 PM
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Tom you are my hero. For serious.
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Old 07-16-2007, 04:31 PM
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time to get some white undershirts

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Old 07-16-2007, 04:33 PM
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lol chuddo will now have to [censored] 50,000 fat chicks
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