Wife Cheats On Me So I Hide In Her Trunk

[Himself]

I like this story. I am amused.

[ZOMG_RIGGED!]

Totally misplayed your hand IMO. You spent 3+ hours in a trunk and didnt even get to hit the guy? this was totally +EV for him. You a) spent 3+ hours in a car trunk, b) go no revenge at all, and c) got hit by a car. Dane on the other hand will a) still be secksing up your wife, and b) hit you with a car

[Madman Madman]

wow the trunk thing is a good idea, when he comes out of the house all gay with his spiked hair and his pink shirt ready to go clubbing you pop out of the trunk with a crowbar and a madman look in your eyes and start beating him to death with a crowbar, good plan but i see you screwed up

[27offsuit]

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BBV: what's my next move?

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Kick Dane in nuts.

Divorce wife.



Also, 3 hours in a trunk is a lot of time. Was it a new, plush carpeted trunk you can put stuff in and not get it dirty or was it and old, grimy trunk with oil, grit, and tire irons in it?

Either way, I feel bad for you. About the wife, not the trunk...

[nineinchal]

How old are you, Ginger and Dane?

[Dudd]

All that's left is the case number, let's see it.

[gumpzilla]

Names changed to avoid trainwreck, followed by purposeful attempts to induce said trainwreck . . . OP grows desperate.

[IRuleYouHard]

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Names changed to avoid trainwreck, followed by purposeful attempts to induce said trainwreck . . . OP IS WHAT EVERY OP SHOULD STRIVE TO BE.

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[Life]

how do you know when youre there and you should get out, instead of her just stopping at a red light or something?

[prodonkey]

what kind of numb nuts is chatting with his cheating wife on aim too.