BEAT: Maria Sharapova a Frigid Biatch (w/PICS) - Page 3

SneakyFerret · #21 08-20-2007, 03:51 AM

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WTF at that second pic, she doesn't wear a sports bra while playing?

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That pic makes it look like her areolas are massive

edfurlong · #22 08-20-2007, 03:52 AM

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WTF at that second pic, she doesn't wear a sports bra while playing?

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That pic makes it look like my pants are too small

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diebitter · #23 08-20-2007, 03:53 AM

She screamed her head off for me. Only after the loud ripping sound though.

Jiganti · #24 08-20-2007, 04:54 AM

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She screamed her head off for me. Only after the loud ripping sound though.

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A+

Gobias Ind. · #25 08-20-2007, 04:56 AM

Is it just me or are the same 5 guys [censored] EVERY HOT BITCH in Hollywood and the areas it encompasses????

I can't hate this guy.

I can't hate John Mayer

I can't hate Justin Timberlake

diebitter · #26 08-20-2007, 05:20 AM

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“She wouldn’t make any noise during sex. I can’t tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she’d be the loud screaming type. But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog.

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OOhhhhhhhhhhhh, that's soooooo hot.

rothko · #27 08-20-2007, 05:28 AM

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never really liked that guy until now [b]i completely hate him.

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edfurlong · #28 08-20-2007, 05:50 AM

BooNaNy · #29 08-20-2007, 05:59 AM

That's funny, she moaned like a little tramp for me. She even used the deep-throat-swallow method. I was quite impressed...

27offsuit · #30 08-20-2007, 10:02 AM

It's hard to be frigid and silent when you are on all fours, getting power-slammed from behind by your man, who also has a a big handful of the hair from the back of your head wrapped in his fist for leverage.

Adam Levine: Fail

I also would've guessed she is a dead lay. Jessica Simpson too.

Also:

"You're breaking my concentration..."

"Here, concentrate on this...*stuff*"