I want the coolest, most original card guard...ideas?

[kkcountry]

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hockey puck

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curling rock

[SurferEd]

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If I thought there was ANY chance of me getting away w/ this...........

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There might be if you cover it with one of these: [ QUOTE ]
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[Gonso]

This is mine. I actually keep it under my cards, so Chinese poker dealers can't muck my hand.

You've probably seen it.

[skin city]

i use a pretty cool card guard, 2-3 years ago i was playing 10-20 NL at the palms here in vegas. Joe Awada is a staple in that room, anyway we got mixed up in a pot that had been raised and re-raised, a few times. when te river hit i ended up going all in a joe thought for about 30 seconds, he had about 40 bucks less than i had, and i said to him, if he called i would let his cards guard cover the last 40 bucks ans we could put them in the pot. he agreed and lost the pot to my queens full with his nut flush.
anyway the card guard is (3) 5/8" sterling silver nuts welded together (nuts as in nuts and bolts)
they're very cool and i use em all the time playing live, however somehow ive built up a complex over the last 2 years.....i get all weird when a guy at the table asks if he can "see your nuts"
i just think it is cool because i won them in a pot,or because they were givin to me by a professional and a very cool guy btw.
i think if you buy it, it makes kind of....stupid and donkeriffic!!!!

[ibstudly1]

I use an out of circ binion chip. I keep it in a chip protector cover.

[KurtSF]

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i use a pretty cool card guard, 2-3 years ago i was playing 10-20 NL at the palms here in vegas. Joe Awada is a staple in that room, anyway we got mixed up in a pot that had been raised and re-raised, a few times. when te river hit i ended up going all in a joe thought for about 30 seconds, he had about 40 bucks less than i had, and i said to him, if he called i would let his cards guard cover the last 40 bucks ans we could put them in the pot. he agreed and lost the pot to my queens full with his nut flush.
anyway the card guard is (3) 5/8" sterling silver nuts welded together (nuts as in nuts and bolts)
they're very cool and i use em all the time playing live, however somehow ive built up a complex over the last 2 years.....i get all weird when a guy at the table asks if he can "see your nuts"
i just think it is cool because i won them in a pot,or because they were givin to me by a professional and a very cool guy btw.
i think if you buy it, it makes kind of....stupid and donkeriffic!!!!

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I just wanted to give props to this great story.

[zerocarb]

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Hi guys...I hope this is the right forum; if not, please forgive; at any rate, I'm looking for a very cool, very original, very personal card guard...can you guys pool your collective brainpower and give me some cool websites to visit in this pursuit? Thanks!!!...

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Cool, original AND personal? A bundle of your own pubic hair? Two out of three isn't bad...

[Bulldog]

How about a fossil?

[RydenStoompala]

A shrunken human head...wearing sunglasses.