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Old 03-29-2007, 10:04 PM
React1oN React1oN is offline
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"You will fly some day"
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Old 03-29-2007, 10:05 PM
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"I pissed in your rice" and it was hand written

[/ QUOTE ]i lold'
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Old 03-29-2007, 10:43 PM
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"Help! I'm trapped in a Chinese bakery!"
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Old 03-30-2007, 12:54 AM
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"You will wake up with peep on back"
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Old 03-30-2007, 01:44 AM
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I got one once that said "You will meet a beautiful women and she will take your breath away" or something alot like that. I saved it in my wallet for a long time hopeing to use it to pick up a girl or something but i never did and eventually threw it away.
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Old 03-30-2007, 02:20 AM
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"good clothes make a man. go shopping"
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Old 03-30-2007, 02:26 AM
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I very well may win/lose this:

"You like Chineses food"

About a year later I was there as my uncle got the same fortune at a different retaurant.
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Old 03-30-2007, 02:29 AM
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"cook's urin was in soup"
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Old 03-30-2007, 06:01 PM
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"We play joke. We go wee wee in your coke"
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Old 03-30-2007, 07:01 PM
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I very well may win/lose this:

"You like Chineses food"

About a year later I was there as my uncle got the same fortune at a different retaurant.

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was it a japanese restaurant?
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