Rio: Would the real Scotty Nguyen please stand up?

[Danieln]

I stopped when you said Scotty was drinking Corona...

Scotty Nguyen drinks Michelob.

Men Ngyugen drinks Corona.

[Labarde]

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I bought some scissors and scotch tape. Back in the stall, I cut off Scotty’s greasy mullet and taped it to the back of my head. Putting his hat, sunglasses, leather jacket, and gold chains on as well. “I’m Scotty Nguyen, baby,” I said to myself in the mirror. “I’m Scotty Nguyen.”


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This is the funniest paragraph ive ever read.

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[likeyoustoleit]

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I bought some scissors and scotch tape. Back in the stall, I cut off Scotty’s greasy mullet and taped it to the back of my head. Putting his hat, sunglasses, leather jacket, and gold chains on as well. “I’m Scotty Nguyen, baby,” I said to myself in the mirror. “I’m Scotty Nguyen.”


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This is the funniest paragraph ive ever read.

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QFT x 1000

[Karak567]

A++++ btw

[devilbiss]

nice work...keep them coming

[Suigin406]

good stuff OP, this was pretty good and i appreciate the effort...

[jose_marti]

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“Wait a minute,” the dealer said. “You’re not Scotty Nguyen, you’re the guy who had Quads!”
I laughed nervously, still stacking chips. “Baby, you crazy. I’m Scotty Nguyen baby. Call me and it’s all over, hahahaha.”


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This is my favorite part .. I actually imagine Scotty Nguyen saying this to everyone he meets ..

[TStoneMBD]

ive never read any of your stories until this one, then read every one of them in one sitting and now youre my new favorite poster.

[Full-Metall]

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ive never read any of your stories until this one, then read every one of them in one sitting and now youre my new favorite poster.

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[DaExMan]

I think he could write 50 of these and then sell them as a book