Half ton man leaves house for first time in five years. w/pic

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I saw on the news the other day some lady was so fat that she didn't realize she was pregnant until the day she gave birth. That day she complained of stomach pains and other pains etc. and went to the hospital and they said, "guess what you got a kid comin' out of ya!!"

I thought two things:

1) How unfortunate for the child since it didn't receive any pre-natal care.
2) The story just seemed way too impossible, not that she didn't realize she was pregnant but that some dude actually [censored] her.

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hahaha I saw this, I was like wtf

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"I wash myself with a rag on a stick"

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Its called an aubeejun.

[miajag]

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"I wash myself with a rag on a stick"

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Its called an aubeejun.

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Horrible spelling. There must not be an Aubesians & Such in St. Louis.

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"I wash myself with a rag on a stick"

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Its called an aubeejun.

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Horrible spelling. There must not be an Aubesians & Such in St. Louis.

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See, I googled it, I thought it was Augbesian, but nothing came up, so I messed with teh spelling and that is what urbandictionary came up with.

[WalkUpCondo]

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It's no wonder you have a star already.

He's basically saying don't be like me. It's pretty [censored] sad if you think his current state is funny.

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Thank you for interpreting what he's saying. How, exactly, do you find anything in OOT to your liking if you don't think a man who weighs a thousand pounds and needs to be moved with a [censored] truck is hilarious?

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How, exactly, do you find anything in OOT to your liking if you don't think a man who weighs a thousand pounds and needs to be moved with a [censored] truck is hilarious?

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There's plenty of funny stuff that doesn't involve laughing at some dude's crappy life. Sorry for being empathetic. I forgot that's not cool these days.

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haha. i have no response.

[Lestat]

Wow, I hope his heart can hold out for 4 more years. That's so sad, it's hard to make fun of the guy. I'm pulling for him. One thing I couldn't help but notice is that the article labeled him as 41 years old. Yet he looks like a teenager! Now that I think about it, most obese people DO look young for their age. I wonder why? Could the fountain of youth be discovered by studying overweight people?

[ImsaKidd]

How would it feel to go to sleep one day, then get up and be bedridden for the next 3 years? Seems kinda weird to me.