Senior Quote

[James Boston]

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My HS senior quote in 1991 was "We may lose and we may win, though we will never be here again. So open up, I'm climbing in. Take it easy."

You don't like the Eagles? [censored] you. I love my senior quote.

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That's almost as bad as mine was - "Meet the new boss, same as the old boss." This was, pretty much, apropos of nothing.

[Pudge714]

"You can only be young once you can be immature forever" Dave Barry

" If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, why do they keep score?" Vince Lombardi

"A witty saying proves nothing." Voltaire

"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man" - Jack Handey

[The DaveR]

"It's a town full of losers and I'm pulling out of here to win."

[AngusThermopyle]

Too long, but:

The best thing for being sad, is to learn something.
That's the only thing that never fails.
You may grow old and trembling in your anatomies,
you may lie awake at night listening to the disorder of your veins,
you may miss your only love,
you may see the world about you devastated by evil lunatics,
or know your honour trampled in the sewers of baser minds.
There is only one thing for it then --
to learn.
Learn why the world wags and what wags it.
That is the only thing which the mind can never exhaust,
never alienate,
never be tortured by,
never fear or distrust,
and never dream of regretting.
Learning is the only thing for you.
Look what a lot of things there are to learn.

[Mr November]

"but how much did you lose?"

edit- "ORLY?"
-"There's snakes on this [censored] plane."

[zipppy]

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Kinda weak asking others for your HS yearbook quote.

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3rd level humor? I like it.

[pokergrader]

"Have you ever heard the expression, 'When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and then toss it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you asked for in the first place'?"
- Bill from newsradio

[neuroman]

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"ship it, holla"

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[Coffee]

"It places the lotion in the basket. It places the lotion in the basket. PUT THE [censored] LOTION IN THE BASKET!!!" - Buffalo Bill*

*alternatively, you can attribute this to "Dad" or some sort of clergyman

[mmbt0ne]

"Thanks [really hot girl] for the greatest prom night ever."