Choose your CYOA

[Iron_Yuppie]

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WHERE DID WE GO WRONG???

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You shouldn't have crossed Andy.

[Patton4]

Has this been killed due to lack of participation or will there ever be a new one?

[Nicholasp27]

Our hero is gone....

Do you:

A) Start a new adventure with a new hero/heroine in this thread

B) Start a new adventure in a new thread

C) SCKY

D) SIIHP

E) Wait for someone else to start a new one

[Magra]

E) Wait for someone else to start a new one



You sit paciently staring at the computer screen, when a fly lands on your screen.... do you:

A) Kill it

B) Torture it, slowly

C) Flick it away

D) Name it, and keep it as a pet

E) Eat it

[chuckleslovakian]

You see this thread bumped. You think

A. WTF is IY doing creating a CYOA game
B. Wow, I remember this thread
C. Why did Chuck bump it

[Thebram]

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C. Why did Chuck bump it

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[Thebram]

You wake up refreshed from another peaceful night of no-sex. The second trimester surge of testosterone and energy has waned. But you look on the bright side, at least you'll get a few good nights of sleep before D-day. Or, B-day, if you will. The calm before the storm.

You decide to peruse the forums. There's the usual fare of last night's discarded turbos, scott's desperate attempts at a daytime turbo, but wait, what's this?
"Choose your CYOA by Iron Yuppie"??
In your lustful excitement for CYOA, recently stoked by the creative powers of VR and GT, you quickly dive into the thread.
You read each page turning entry by IY and Patton, even as you slowly realize you're heading down the familiar path of heterosexual cross dressing curiosity.
Then it happens.
You take notice of the posting dates and realize, this thread has died.
You leap from your chair, pushing it with such force, that it hurtles into the cubicle of the quiet Ethiopian gentleman behind you.
You scream, "Andy! Why have you forsaken me!"
Slowly, you collect yourself, and your chair as the Ethiopian gentleman scurries away in fear. He's secretly feared you for quite some time.

As you calm down, you start to feel sorry for Andy. He did nothing to you, and isnt deserving of your rage.
Chuckles on the other hand...
How could he do this? Why chuckles, why?
You have to do something, and you have to do it now.

Do you..

A) Begin the story anew.
B) Trace chuckle's location using the expensive computer resources at your disposal
C) Use this opportunity to angleshoot any long games you're currently in?

[Iron_Yuppie]

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B) Trace chuckle's location using the expensive computer resources at your disposal

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[VoraciousReader]

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B) Trace chuckle's location using the expensive computer resources at your disposal

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IY...

for the 359th time...we are NOT paying you royalties.

take us to court...i'm green. we'll bury you.

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[Iron_Yuppie]

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B) Trace chuckle's location using the expensive computer resources at your disposal

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You decide to put the world-class resources at your finger tips to use for something else besides tracking down the best in beastiality porn. The fact that someone would bump such an old and unremarkable thread has kindled your curiousity.

You backtrace the IP address by using that mod's account which you were able to hack the password to.

In the middle of the trace, the computer screen goes blank, and then this pops up:


Do you:

A) Keep the trace going.

B) Go about your normal Friday work activities of web-surfing and calculating how early you can sneak out.

C) Turn off the computer and take the Ethiopian guy to lunch.