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Old 06-01-2006, 01:07 PM
dogdrool dogdrool is offline
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Default Re: if you could be invisible for one hour ...

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Here's a better idea

take your friend to vegas with your entire life savings

tell him to bet maxium bet on 0

you (while invisable) get in good position to make the ball look like its bouncing around and land in 0.

Or if you'd rather u can do the big thing u spin and make it land on $40 every time

Nice streak of luck then leave 20 million dollars richer

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The spinning wheel thing would probably be cake. It spins slowly so it would be easier to grab and control. But you'd have to win on one or two huge scores before they decided to check the wheel or something.

It seems clear that somehow making out with a zillion casino dollars is the way to go.
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Old 06-01-2006, 01:09 PM
prohornblower prohornblower is offline
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Default Re: if you could be invisible for one hour ...

I'd save it for a time when I really needed it.

If I could do it twice, then I suppose I'd go to a ladies locker room, or the backstage area of a nice strip club, or maybe even a sex palace.
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Old 06-01-2006, 01:23 PM
piggity piggity is offline
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Default Re: if you could be invisible for one hour ...

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Can I break up the hour into segments (i.e. use 15 min now and save 45 min for a later use) or do I have to use it all at once?

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i was thinking a contiguous segment, but if you have a clever idea involving multiple slices, i'd be interested in hearing that too..
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Old 06-01-2006, 01:39 PM
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Default Re: if you could be invisible for one hour ...

Do things I pick up turn invisible too? Or am I naked?
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Old 06-01-2006, 01:39 PM
Ren McCormack Ren McCormack is offline
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Default Re: if you could be invisible for one hour ...

I would buy 2 big cans of baked beans and a box of exlax and some corn and a m80 firecracker. I then would go to mcdonalds and have a big mac combo and a chocolate milkshake, eat the baked beans and corn and exlax. I would then drive to the whitehouse and turn my superinviso powers on and unload mass diarrhea on Bush's face while he is having a live televised appearance, if for some reason my p00p would come out chunky i light the m80 and insert it in the p00p. Afterwards i would have sex with condoleeza.
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Old 06-01-2006, 01:40 PM
piggity piggity is offline
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Default Re: if you could be invisible for one hour ...

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Do things I pick up turn invisible too? Or am I naked?

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- only your body would be invisible, not anything you wear, carry, etc.

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Old 06-01-2006, 01:43 PM
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Default Re: if you could be invisible for one hour ...

i would use it to steal

since i can't carry anything, i would steal precious gems and swallow them
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Old 06-01-2006, 02:00 PM
piggity piggity is offline
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i would use it to steal

since i can't carry anything, i would steal precious gems and swallow them

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good one
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Old 06-01-2006, 02:03 PM
theben theben is offline
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hopefully, i would be able to get somebody else to play in the mud for me, since i absolultely detest vomiting
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Old 06-01-2006, 02:05 PM
MyTurn2Raise MyTurn2Raise is offline
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hopefully, i would be able to get somebody else to play in the mud for me, since i absolultely detest vomiting

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well...you should have the resources to pay for such a service, but could you trust them?
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