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Old 07-06-2007, 06:21 PM
DaCooler DaCooler is offline
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Default Re: Things non 2+2\'ers/Ballers/Poker Players Say That Tilt You

had a nice 4k downswing the other day in 1000 hands, told a few buddies of mine, I will never do it again...
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Old 07-06-2007, 06:29 PM
RikaKazak RikaKazak is offline
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Default Re: Things non 2+2\'ers/Ballers/Poker Players Say That Tilt You

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My parents must thinkg I am a millionare by now because in there eyes I have never had a losing day.

Them: How was gambling today.
Me: Pretty good

End convo

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took about a year, but now I'm 100% honest with my fiance and parents about my swings (future mother/father in law is a COMPLETELY different story). It's such a good stress reliever to talk to my fiance about my downswings. And the funny thing is, she NEVER gets tired of hearing a bad beat story, he actually asks for them.
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Old 07-06-2007, 07:49 PM
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Default Re: Things non 2+2\'ers/Ballers/Poker Players Say That Tilt You

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"thats nice but you will lose it all once you stop getting lucky"

they don't seem to understand the difference between poker and a slot machine

"It does matter if you think your good you will lose when the others start getting the good hand like you are getting now"

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all the [censored] time

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qfmft. jokes aside i do really well b&m and everyone says [censored] like " do you always win" , or " ur just lucky now, everyone losses eventually." sooo annoying

also being asked how i did everytime i come back from ac.
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Old 07-06-2007, 07:52 PM
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Default Re: Things non 2+2\'ers/Ballers/Poker Players Say That Tilt You

follow up

AIM nazies are ZE WORST.
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Old 07-06-2007, 07:54 PM
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Default Re: Things non 2+2\'ers/Ballers/Poker Players Say That Tilt You

this is my favorite,

"You think I could give you... ya know like ten bucks and maybe you could... run it up or something?"

..after my blank stare..

"I'll cut you in on the profits"

..still staring blankly..

"Well lets call it $40"

..blah blah explaining why it doesn't make sense..

"Ok well I'll give you $100, but play careful with it"
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Old 07-06-2007, 07:58 PM
Shizzle12345 Shizzle12345 is offline
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Default Re: Things non 2+2\'ers/Ballers/Poker Players Say That Tilt You

haha if they say that to me i insta agree, and then blow it on black jack hahah.
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Old 07-06-2007, 08:01 PM
Conte Rules Conte Rules is offline
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The house always wins, Conte.
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Old 07-06-2007, 06:06 PM
mce86 mce86 is offline
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Default Re: Things non 2+2\'ers/Ballers/Poker Players Say That Tilt You

I get that one too..."But, how much did you lose?"...then I explain, the winnings take the losses into account.
Once I was explaining how much "time" or rake we pay at the casino. I was up about $2000 for the month after 110 hours...at 12 bucks an hour I said I had paid over $1200 in time...my buddy said.."so your only up 800 then, huh."
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Old 07-06-2007, 06:08 PM
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"I thought online poker was illegal"...

makes me want to punch a baby in the face
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Old 07-06-2007, 06:50 PM
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"I thought online poker was illegal"...

makes me want to punch a baby in the face

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