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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
Me. I'm not leaving that crap around.
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
Left : I gotta run to the dojo to meet up w/ sensei Wookie. We are gonna go over "forward thrusts" and roundhouse kicks before he bans me.
Right : ORLY? I picked him up last night at the dance hall wearing this sexy outfit. I just finished him off again and forced him to make us coffee. He's in he kitchen right now doing the damn dishes. Left : No wai! BTW, have you seen Tyler or Shadow? I heard a bunch of screaming last night. |
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
Just played a few hands in a weird game. A private (but open to public) 3-handed .25/5 table with the description "NO MANIACS !!! OK? FOR BONUS CLEARING". The idea seemed to be: see loads of flops cheaply, then play really weak-tight. The table creator assured me this was the best way to clear a bonus. At one point he told me to keep betting because he would call down. Not sure if this is kosher and it was all too dumb, so I left.
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
:g:
Fold flop, as played, c/r turn. nh. |
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
isn't it time for a micro well?
i nominate: harv buzz (the procastinator) ozi tyler |
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
Hand #1
Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 4 players Preflop: Hero is Button with 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] CO folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">SB 3-bets</font>, BB calls, <font color="#FF0000">Hero caps!</font>, SB calls, BB calls. Flop: (12.00 SB) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, SB calls, BB calls. Turn: (7.50 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, SB calls, BB calls. River: (10.50 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, SB folds, BB folds. Final Pot: 10.50 BB Results: Hero shows 6h, 8s (One pair, kings). Outcome: Hero wins 10.30 BB. Hand #2 Absolute Poker $10/$20 Limit Hold'em - 6 players Preflop: Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] UTG folds, MP folds, <font color="#FF0000">Button raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, BB folds, Button calls. Flop: (7.00 SB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Button raises</font>, Hero calls. Turn: (5.50 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> Hero checks, Button checks. River: (5.50 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">Button bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, Button calls. Final Pot: 9.50 BB Results: Button mucks 9s, 7s. Hero shows Kd, Kc (Full house, aces full of kings). CO doesn't show. Outcome: Hero wins 9.35 BB. Hand #3 Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 5 players Preflop: Hero is Button with 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#FF0000">UTG raises</font>, CO folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, SB folds, <font color="#FF0000">BB caps!</font>, UTG calls, Hero calls. Flop: (12.60 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> <font color="#FF0000">BB bets</font>, UTG calls, Hero calls. Turn: (7.80 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> <font color="#FF0000">BB bets</font>, UTG calls, Hero calls. River: (10.80 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> BB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks. Final Pot: 10.80 BB Results: Hero shows 3d, 6d (One pair, sixes). BB shows 5h, Ah (One pair, fives). UTG mucks Ts, Ac. Outcome: Hero wins 10.45 BB. Hand #4 Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 6 players Preflop: Hero is UTG with 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, MP calls, CO folds, Button calls, SB folds, BB folds. Flop: (7.60 SB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, MP calls, <font color="#FF0000">Button raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, MP folds, Button calls. Turn: (7.30 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Button raises</font>, Hero calls. River: (11.30 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">Button bets</font>, Hero calls. Final Pot: 13.30 BB Results: Hero shows 4s, 7s (Two Pair, fours and threes). Button shows Kc, Jh (One pair, threes). Outcome: Hero wins 12.95 BB. ($3.50 Rake) Hand #5 Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 5 players Preflop: Hero is SB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] UTG calls, CO calls, <font color="#FF0000">Button raises</font>, Hero calls, BB calls, UTG calls, CO calls. Flop: (10.00 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font> Hero checks, BB checks, <font color="#FF0000">UTG bets</font>, CO folds, Button calls, Hero calls, BB calls. Turn: (7.00 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font> <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, BB folds, UTG calls, Button calls. River: (10.00 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, UTG folds, Button calls. Final Pot: 12.00 BB Results: Button mucks Kc, Th. Hero shows 4d, 3d (Two Pair, sevens and fours). Outcome: Hero wins 11.70 BB. Hand #6 Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 4 players Preflop: Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] CO folds, <font color="#FF0000">Button raises</font>, SB folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, Button calls. Flop: (6.60 SB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, Button calls. Turn: (4.30 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, Button calls. River: (6.30 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">Button bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, Button calls. Final Pot: 10.30 BB Results: Button mucks 8h, Qd. Hero shows Qs, Kc (One pair, kings). Outcome: Hero wins 10.10 BB. Hand #7 Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 4 players Preflop: Hero is BB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] CO folds, <font color="#FF0000">Button raises</font>, SB folds, Hero calls. Flop: (4.60 SB) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">Button bets</font>, Hero calls. Turn: (3.30 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">Button bets</font>, Hero calls. River: (5.30 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">Button bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, Button calls. Final Pot: 9.30 BB Results: Button mucks 6c, 5s. Hero shows 4c, As (One pair, aces). Outcome: Hero wins 9.10 BB. Hand #8 Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 4 players Preflop: Hero is SB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] CO calls, Button folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, BB calls, CO calls. Flop: (6.00 SB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">BB raises</font>, CO calls, Hero calls. Turn: (6.00 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">CO raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, BB folds, CO calls. River: (13.00 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, CO calls. Final Pot: 15.00 BB Results: CO mucks 7h, 8d. Hero shows 9s, 9c (One pair, nines). Outcome: Hero wins 14.80 BB. Hand #9 Absolute Poker $10/$20 Limit Hold'em - 4 players Preflop: Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Button folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">BB 3-bets</font>, Hero calls. Flop: (6.00 SB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">BB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero caps!</font>, BB calls. Turn: (7.00 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">BB raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, BB calls. River: (13.00 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, BB calls. Final Pot: 15.00 BB Results: Hero shows Kh, 5c (One pair, kings). BB mucks As, Jc. CO doesn't show. Outcome: Hero wins 14.90 BB. |
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
Every time Miles posts a hand in the NC thread it blows away everything I think I know about poker. Hand 1 in particular is ri-donk-ulous.
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
[ QUOTE ]
Hand #1 Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 4 players Preflop: Hero is Button with 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] CO folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">SB 3-bets</font>, BB calls, <font color="#FF0000">Hero caps!</font>, SB calls, BB calls. Flop: (12.00 SB) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, SB calls, BB calls. Turn: (7.50 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, SB calls, BB calls. River: (10.50 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, SB folds, BB folds. Final Pot: 10.50 BB Results: Hero shows 6h, 8s (One pair, kings). Outcome: Hero wins 10.30 BB. [/ QUOTE ] every decision in this hand is spew until the river imo. [ QUOTE ] Hand #3 Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 5 players Preflop: Hero is Button with 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#FF0000">UTG raises</font>, CO folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, SB folds, <font color="#FF0000">BB caps!</font>, UTG calls, Hero calls. Flop: (12.60 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> <font color="#FF0000">BB bets</font>, UTG calls, Hero calls. Turn: (7.80 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> <font color="#FF0000">BB bets</font>, UTG calls, Hero calls. River: (10.80 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> BB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks. Final Pot: 10.80 BB Results: Hero shows 3d, 6d (One pair, sixes). BB shows 5h, Ah (One pair, fives). UTG mucks Ts, Ac. Outcome: Hero wins 10.45 BB. [/ QUOTE ] wow preflop is awful. flop call standard. turn very thin but likely ok with 5 outs to 2pr+ and a chop out to the straight. [ QUOTE ] Hand #4 Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 6 players Preflop: Hero is UTG with 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, MP calls, CO folds, Button calls, SB folds, BB folds. Flop: (7.60 SB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, MP calls, <font color="#FF0000">Button raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, MP folds, Button calls. Turn: (7.30 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Button raises</font>, Hero calls. River: (11.30 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">Button bets</font>, Hero calls. Final Pot: 13.30 BB Results: Hero shows 4s, 7s (Two Pair, fours and threes). Button shows Kc, Jh (One pair, threes). Outcome: Hero wins 12.95 BB. [/ QUOTE ] preflop is bad. flop bet/3-bet is spew. turn call of the raise is bad. [ QUOTE ] Hand #5 Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 5 players Preflop: Hero is SB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] UTG calls, CO calls, <font color="#FF0000">Button raises</font>, Hero calls, BB calls, UTG calls, CO calls. Flop: (10.00 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font> Hero checks, BB checks, <font color="#FF0000">UTG bets</font>, CO folds, Button calls, Hero calls, BB calls. Turn: (7.00 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font> <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, BB folds, UTG calls, Button calls. River: (10.00 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, UTG folds, Button calls. Final Pot: 12.00 BB Results: Button mucks Kc, Th. Hero shows 4d, 3d (Two Pair, sevens and fours). Outcome: Hero wins 11.70 BB. [/ QUOTE ] fold preflop. check fold the river. i can't believe that guy called you with king high. [ QUOTE ] Hand #7 Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 4 players Preflop: Hero is BB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] CO folds, <font color="#FF0000">Button raises</font>, SB folds, Hero calls. Flop: (4.60 SB) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">Button bets</font>, Hero calls. Turn: (3.30 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">Button bets</font>, Hero calls. River: (5.30 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">Button bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, Button calls. Final Pot: 9.30 BB Results: Button mucks 6c, 5s. Hero shows 4c, As (One pair, aces). Outcome: Hero wins 9.10 BB. [/ QUOTE ] awful without a read. by the time he bets the river his hand range is either 3-barrel bluffs or good hands. you luckily found a tard to bluff bottom pair and then bluff call a raise. [ QUOTE ] Hand #9 Absolute Poker $10/$20 Limit Hold'em - 4 players Preflop: Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Button folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">BB 3-bets</font>, Hero calls. Flop: (6.00 SB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">BB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero caps!</font>, BB calls. Turn: (7.00 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">BB raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, BB calls. River: (13.00 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, BB calls. Final Pot: 15.00 BB Results: Hero shows Kh, 5c (One pair, kings). BB mucks As, Jc. CO doesn't show. Outcome: Hero wins 14.90 BB. [/ QUOTE ] spew. you got lucky. |
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FFFFIIIIIINNNNALLLLLLYYYYY
basically half 5/10 half 3/6....Ran like [censored] @ 36, went on a nice heater towards the end @ 5/10. Notice my BB/100
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
Rant coming. I am at the perfect table. To my left I have a guy who caps with inside straight draws. To his left I have a guy who will reraise/3 bet cold on the flop any two cards. Opposite me in this 6 handed 1/2 FT game I have a guy who is bet/fold. 3 to my right I have a guy who calls down from his 70% VPIP with 9 high. Two from my right is a guy who plays 5% PFR with an aggro of 1 and the guy to my right is a good player at 22/18/2 but who I completely own in blind vs blind or when he steal attempts.
If it weren't for the good player I would have been down 40bb with the annoying AA over KK capped and he hits K on river. Top two pair losing to runner runner 9 and Set losing to 5 completing inside straight draw on river. I am jinked by bonus I swear to you. UB after 6k hands down 100 bb and now FT after 8k hands down 30 bb. PS I average 3 bb/100 and the players are so much more worse at FT than at PS. Variance thou vexing temptress Weaving and sweeping through the night Ever striking those with might To destroy the fortune that is our right In such a journey we shall fight Casting shadows, casting doubt Variance strikes without fright Another battle another day Struggle onward without sway For Variance the vicious temptress will betray And yet we live and fight away Variance thou wicked temptress, I shall win tomorrow of that I pray and so it goes without delay.... Shuffle up and deal. |
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