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#22
05-31-2007, 03:00 PM
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Re: Share your Prison Experience
i almost got sent to prison once
i have never been there, but i did watch all of the episodes of HBO's OZ. I can therefore answer any questions about Vern Schillinger, Tobias Beecher, or Simon Adebisi. 
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#25
05-31-2007, 03:11 PM
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Re: Share your Prison Experience
we were going to a strip club for our senior wills night (omgfuck frats) so instead of crammin into a [censored] bus with 40 other guys me and my 4 buddies tell this pledge to drive us in my car, pledge was sober but me and my buddies were drunk and drinkin in the car, end up getting pulled over in some boondock county for speeding, cop smells the liquor and my idiot buddies [censored] tell him even tho i told them to stfu, all 4 of us get arrested, im the only one to get handcuffed wtf? and we proceed on a 50min car ride to the county jail, pledge follows in my car.
get to the jail, get breathalized and finger printed and make fun of inmates who are spraying their matresses with lysol with the cops who were cool as [censored]. get everything processed and they let us go, had to take a 6 week [censored] class and go back to the courthouse 2 times which was like 1hr30mn away we never got to goto the strip club =/
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#26
05-31-2007, 03:29 PM
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Re: Share your Prison Experience
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Federal Prison Camp - Yankton, SD - 15 months It was an old college campus right in the middle of a residental area. We had to walk across public streets to go to the gym or to eat. Had free movement during non-working hours until 10:00 pm. Camp had an ornamental, wrought iron , waist-high fence. That was it. No ass-poundings (unless you wanted one) [/ QUOTE ] I had an experience at the Yankton prison. My in-laws used to live in Yankton and when were visiting my mother-in-law suggested we check out the prison. She knew the assistant warden or something and thought maybe we could get a tour or something. I guess there's some historical significance to some of buildings there or whatever. So we park the car in front of the place and just walk right on the grounds. There were no gates or anything. You could just walk right in on the sidewalk. So there we are, wandering the grounds. We don't see a single person. My wife goes up to a door of one of the buildings and tries to open it. Just then a guard walks around the corner. He flips out. Who are we. Let's see some ID. WTF are you doing here. Do you know where you are... all that crap. He radios and a few more show up. We're escorted off the grounds and warned if we come back we will be arrested for federal trespassing. I know, it sounds dumb. But there were no signs, no guards, no gates, only that waist high fence. The only signs we did see said something about federal property and all visitors are subject to search. Nothing about no trespassing, keep out, etc. One of the guards walking us out told us they were doing a head count at the time, that's why there was no one out and about. So yeah, my prison story is about me trespassing in a prison and being asked to leave. I guess I'm just not criminal material.
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#28
05-31-2007, 03:47 PM
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Re: Share your Prison Experience
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So we park the car in front of the place and just walk right on the grounds. There were no gates or anything. You could just walk right in on the sidewalk. [/ QUOTE ] This happened no less than 6 times while I was at Yankton. There are signs now, but people obviously just don't read them. One time, this 30-something woman and kid walked right past me on the grounds. I couldn't say anything. Inmates were never allowed to interact with the public. People waved at us in passing cars, but we had to act as if they weren't there. You'd think this woman would have realized she was the only woman, in street clothes, walking amongst all men wearing white t-shirts and khaki's. Nope. She was oblivious. Finally, a guard ran up and escorted her to the visitor's area. Crazy stuff.
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