Brag First day at college

[JayA]

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A real tip. College is a lot like prison, it's important to establish dominance your first day. The best way to do this is to get blackout drunk and piss in someones vagina while saying "Relax baby, I'm just taking a piss" and while others look on in horror.

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[ICMoney]

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A real tip. College is a lot like prison, it's important to establish dominance your first day. The best way to do this is to get blackout drunk and piss in someones vagina while saying "Relax baby, I'm just taking a piss" and while others look on in admiration and take notes.

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[Weir]

HEY MAN LOOK AT ME

I GO TO COLLEGE

I IS SO COOL I GOT 5 CHICKS EVERYWHERE YEAH MAN HOW ABOUT THAT YEAH


CHILL OUT MAN, SURE THEY ARENT SING MY D YET, BUT DONT WORRY MAN ITS ONLY 12


IM SO COOL 12 ISNT EVEN LATE

IN FACT, ITS EARLY. YEAH DOG THATS RIGHT BRO.

[popeye18]

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HEY MAN LOOK AT ME

I GO TO COLLEGE

I IS SO COOL I GOT 5 CHICKS EVERYWHERE YEAH MAN HOW ABOUT THAT YEAH


CHILL OUT MAN, SURE THEY ARENT SING MY D YET, BUT DONT WORRY MAN ITS ONLY 12


IM SO COOL 12 ISNT EVEN LATE

IN FACT, ITS EARLY. YEAH DOG THATS RIGHT BRO.

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huh

[ghostface]

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5th year sophomore

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[Weir]

SORRY DUDE ILL WHIP UP A LITTLE TRIP REPORT LATER.

I GOT GIRLS ALL OVER MY D RIGHT NOW


HOLY [censored] AND I AM DRINKING ALCOHOL.

[Kirbynator]

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stop posting there's five chicks in your freaking house.

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They are going to get more alcohol. It's only 1200 man. Relax.

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silly freshman posting on bbv in his room acting like he is used to having 5 chicks in his house

tip: if you wear 2 pairs of pants they wont notice your hard on and you can leave your room again

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nossir you can tuck it upwards into your waistline and not have to launder two pairs of pants, that is, if you wash your clothes n stuff.

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[popeye18]

Im a junior with over 60 credits and no major.

[ghostface]

Total Hours Attempted
ABCD hours: 66
F hours: 11
S hours: 9
U hours: 18
Transfer hours: 0
Total: 104

gotcha

[ghostface]

my god that is awesome

and yeah i have a major