Discussion of Mat's new sticky

[iron81]

Bluff, for your 10k post, please compose a "The world according to Bluff and how you may improve your life by listening to Bluff" post.

I think I got presents for my teachers twice, but I don't remember what they were.

[kipin]

Mat,

I need assistance. I figure I will just post it here first.

I am out of toilet paper, and my roommate who I share the bathroom with uses like 5x the normal amount of toilet paper. (Seriously I marked a roll once when my roommates wouldn't believe me that he eats TP, and the WHOLE roll was gone in 24 hours).

Anyway, he bought the last round of TP, and I bought the one before that. Seeing as how he uses like 5x the amount of toilet paper I do, am I obligated to buy TP next, or should I just continue to steal 10 sheets at a time from my other roommates until the TP over user just breaks down and buys the next round?

Thanks for the help!

[iron81]

Kipin, toilet paper is too cheap to pick a fight over, just buy the next round. If you want your revenge, just buy cheap paper. It sounds like it will hurt him more than you. If you really want to get creative, buy cheap paper and good paper and hide the good paper.

[Suigin406]

kipin, tell ur roomate to start beating it in the shower to save some damn TP, jeez man

[Suigin406]

either that or lay off the damn beans

[Mat Sklansky]

Iron?

good to see you were on top of that.

[tuq]

iron is mod of this forum? Does this mean we have to be helpful like him now? [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

[Suigin406]

lol, wth with iron being listed...

[kipin]

OK, I seriously don't understand how my roommates uses so much friggin toilet paper, maybe he stuffs his undies with it when he goes out on the town?

I think I will buy the cheapest grade toilet paper possible. Extra Soft Sandpaper or something.

[mason55]

omg this is like that horrible experiment when BET gave Bill O'Reilly a show in the mid-90's