Ask goofyballer about shipping his first $10k month running 16/13

[ikestoys]

how does it feel like to run like a god?

srsly, a W$SD above 60%???

[Prodigy54321]

but how much sexytime did you lose?

seriously, get on that

[keikiwai]

congrats and what did you do for the other 704 hours of the month?

[Directrix]

Nit is the new LAG. Seriously, are you playing against extreme fish with this style, or are TAG's paying you off as well?

Also, slowplaying is the new fastplaying? Confirm/Deny

[LovedBySgtSaLT]

TR of the day u lost your virginity pls

[SuperUberBob]

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how does it feel like to run like Gold?

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[goofyballer]

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congrats and what did you do for the other 704 hours of the month?

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I graduated from college, drove to Vegas, played lots of live poker, and slept a ton.

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how does it feel like to run like a god?

srsly, a W$SD above 60%???

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Obviously I'm just ridiculously good at poker. For example:

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Hold'em Cash Game
$2/$4 Blinds
6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

<u>goofyballa (SB): $447.30</u>
BB: $848.00
UTG: $532.00
<u>MP: $400.00</u>
CO: $341.05
BTN: $154.00

Preflop: goofyballa is dealt Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">MP raises to $14.00</font>, 2 folds, <font color="red">goofyballa raises to $50.00</font>, BB folds, MP calls $36.00

Flop: ($104) 8 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6 (2 Players)
<font color="red">goofyballa bets $72.00</font>, MP calls $72.00

Turn: ($248) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
goofyballa checks, MP checks

River: ($248) K (2 Players)
goofyballa checks, <font color="red">MP bets all-in for $278.00</font>, goofyballa calls $278.00

Pot Size: $804.00 ($3 Rake)

MP had J A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ([Jc Ah] Ace King high) and LOST (-$400.00)
goofyballa had Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Queens) and WON (+$401.00)

Villain is a TAG. When you make calls the way I do, your W$SD skyrockets.

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Nit is the new LAG. Seriously, are you playing against extreme fish with this style, or are TAG's paying you off as well?

Also, slowplaying is the new fastplaying? Confirm/Deny

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I do my best to play against fish, but TAGs don't really know how to play against me either. For example, this is the hand that got me above $10k:

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Hold'em Cash Game
$2/$4 Blinds
6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

<u>goofyballa (SB): $415.90</u>
BB: $620.10
UTG: $440.90
MP: $213.00
CO: $2,027.55
<u>BTN: $620.10</u>

Preflop: goofyballa is dealt K K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6 Players)
3 folds, <font color="red">BTN raises to $14.00</font>, <font color="red">goofyballa raises to $50.00</font>, BB folds, BTN calls $36.00

Flop: ($104) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7 5 (2 Players)
<font color="red">goofyballa bets $72.00</font>, BTN calls $72.00

Turn: ($248) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">goofyballa bets all-in for $293.90</font>, BTN calls $293.90

River: ($835.80) 3 (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $835.80 ($3 Rake)

BTN had J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Jacks) and LOST (-$415.90)
goofyballa had K K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Kings) and WON (+$416.90)

Preflop and turn are both easy folds against me, but people play dumb. Dude was 18/13.

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TR of the day u lost your virginity pls

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I've already discussed this in-depth on 2+2. I'll challenge you guys to find out where.

[goofyballer]

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goofy,

do you mind if I call you poopdick?

&lt;3 kyle

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This is the most retarded question anyone has asked in the thread. Go look for pictures of Courtney on the Internet.

[Kilillan]

pua lessons plz

[NL Newbie]

Do you feel running hot has given you a 2p2 godly status, when do you think this will wear off.

After you put more hands in perhaps?