SSNL [cheese] thread: OCT 2 (nc)

[bubaloo]

a 24/19 just outdrew a 38/3 and the 38/3 started berating the 24/19 "donkey" and claiming that the site was rigged and rewards bad players.

[Shizzle12345]

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Im gonna ask ongame for all adresses of shortstacks. Then i will go to their homes and do all kinds of brutal horror things with them. Pm me if you want to stake me for firearms and other weaponry.

If you excuse me im gonna kill a couple hundred kittens now.

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i put in a few hundred k hands short-stacking ongame before UIGEA

I miss the place...it was like $40/hr in bonus money alone

silly site that let one work around ratholing rules with ease
ratholing only counted on one skin
you could be logged in on multiple skins at a time (but couldn't play at the same table or in the same tourney as another account)
as soon as I tripled up or more (10BB buyin), I could have another skin log into the very same table

I was a complete [censored] menace to fullring $200 to $1,000 buyin

I miss that place...it was sweet

I wasn't even a decent shortstack at the time...it would be so monetary now

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If you see some guy with a machine gun heading your way, you better start running fast...

@bubaloo: Those passive donks always berate me for being lucky for hitting every hand lol.

[Dire]

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where?

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flop cr/turn lead is what i don't like. most of the time, whatever he's calling w/on the flop, he's calling the turn with when the 8 hits since it's a pretty innocuous card. i also don't like c/r w/draws against bad players that won't fold anything.

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I obviously could not expect him to have 85o after the flop, but JQ/etc would not be suprising. I was betting for FE as much as I was for value. Hmmm.. check raising the turn all in would be a neat idea.

[thac]

Villain is 22/19 over 500, all datamined.

Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

BTN: $112.80
Hero (SB): $100
BB: $125.45
UTG: $117.90
CO: $124.05

Pre-Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (SB)
UTG folds, <font color="red">CO raises to $3.50</font>, BTN folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $13</font>, BB folds, CO calls $9.50

Flop: ($27) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $19</font>, CO calls $19

Turn: ($65) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero gives up?

[Fat Nicky]

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Villain is 22/19 over 500, all datamined.

Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

BTN: $112.80
Hero (SB): $100
BB: $125.45
UTG: $117.90
CO: $124.05

Pre-Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (SB)
UTG folds, <font color="red">CO raises to $3.50</font>, BTN folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $13</font>, BB folds, CO calls $9.50

Flop: ($27) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $19</font>, CO calls $19

Turn: ($65) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero gives up?

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i'd check and call a smallish turn bet, folding to further aggression.

if he checks the turn, c/c river.

[0evg0]

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I'm better than every single poster in this forum at poker

except 0evg0

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bump for me

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missed the context of this, so if im being retarded i apologize, but i dont think its all that clear cut. i def. respect both of your games though i just think thats a pretty big claim.

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You're definitely right.

Noah needs to be included in there somewhere, thanks.

[Keyser.]

nitdonks are without a doubt the most frustrating people to play HU.

[nuggetz87]

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a 24/19 just outdrew a 38/3 and the 38/3 started berating the 24/19 "donkey" and claiming that the site was rigged and rewards bad players.

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in other news the sky was blue today

[thac]

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Villain is 22/19 over 500, all datamined.

Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

BTN: $112.80
Hero (SB): $100
BB: $125.45
UTG: $117.90
CO: $124.05

Pre-Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (SB)
UTG folds, <font color="red">CO raises to $3.50</font>, BTN folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $13</font>, BB folds, CO calls $9.50

Flop: ($27) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $19</font>, CO calls $19

Turn: ($65) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero gives up?

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i'd check and call a smallish turn bet, folding to further aggression.

if he checks the turn, c/c river.

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I couldn't figure out what to do with only 1 psb left and when I get confused, I shove.. so I did and he owned me with his 88.

[Keyser.]

Playing with nitdonks tilts me so bad. There's this guy who thinks for like 15 seconds before every decision, AND THEN HE DOES SOMETHING IRRATIONAL. Like, WTF is he thinking about before he decides to take a minbet/overbet/minbet line? It'd be one thing if he just quickly did that line, BUT HE THOUGHT ABOUT IT FIRST AND SOMEHOW CAME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT WAS OPTIMAL. HYCHACHACHACHCAH