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View Poll Results: Which has been JaBlue's most embarrassing OP to date?
The one where he almost throws a jar of piss at a car 1 2.17%
The one where he can't be bothered to go to a funeral even though it means a lot to his dad 28 60.87%
The one where he wants to let snakes loose in a theater 2 4.35%
The one where he tells his grandmother to go [censored] herself 13 28.26%
Other (please specify) 2 4.35%
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Old 09-03-2007, 07:24 AM
goofyballer goofyballer is offline
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I can't just ask her out yo, she lives like 200 miles from here.

EDIT: fwiw, I looked [censored] hot tonight. I made my hair look good, wore my hot Dolce & Gabbana jeans + shoes + shirt, and generally looked like a pimp. So take that into consideration.
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Old 09-03-2007, 07:26 AM
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I cry myself to sleep at night on occasions due to my inadequacies. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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I'M SO [censored] EMO I JUST WATCHED GARDEN STATE ALONE!

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if i was an average looking chick iw oudl [censored]
goofy even if i was sober

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I like you.

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DO YOU WEAR MOSTLY BLACK CLOTHIGN THAT IS ALWAYS 2 SIZES TOO SMALL AN D SUPER TIGHT SHIRTS TO SHOW OFF UR GUZNZ AND ALSO BOOTCUT JEANS?! if so i hate u cuz i hate everoen!
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Old 09-03-2007, 07:26 AM
Cue-Ball 66 Cue-Ball 66 is offline
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The facebook option is so the easiest and best imo.
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Old 09-03-2007, 07:26 AM
Fonkey123 Fonkey123 is offline
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I can't just ask her out yo, she lives like 200 miles from here.

EDIT: fwiw, I looked [censored] hot tonight. I made my hair look good, wore my hot Dolce & Gabbana jeans + shoes + shirt, and generally looked like a pimp. So take that into consideration.

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goodfy will umrry me?!
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Old 09-03-2007, 07:30 AM
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I just saw this for the first time. Just wow. Miss Teen America thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WALIARHHLII

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I love it. Take a look at this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pbmZ...ed&search=

Funny as well.
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Old 09-03-2007, 07:35 AM
Cue-Ball 66 Cue-Ball 66 is offline
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Hmmm I didn't find that all that funny.

But she is so hilariously retarded. It actually hurts me to watch that talk.
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Old 09-03-2007, 08:07 AM
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Tomomi is hot. I love the pouty lips.


To anyone who hasn't been to Japan, Killian looks like a Eurasian version of the cool young Japanese guy: the hair, the clothes, the rather gaunt features. That's what JP chicks apparently like.


Goofy,
You should have kissed her on the neck a little to get her warmed up then slid her pants off while she was still on the phone. She's exactly the sort of girl who'd get all hot about being "naughty" like that.

Not sure how much trouble I'd go to just to hook up with her, though. She's definitely not the kind of girl you want to fall for, and she's definitely the kind of girl who would make plans with you then flake out when something else came along.
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Old 09-03-2007, 08:40 AM
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The owner of the hotel I'm staying at really likes me, and will let me stay for free at his little brother's house for a couple weeks. Brag?

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This is going to end like something from the movie Hostel.

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prob, only more korean...

Here's a picture of me and tomomi before I left. She's going to let me stay at her place for 1-3 months in Osaka. Brag?
I really like her.



If you don't find her cute then you suck

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she looks cute, like she's got some attitude

but kil.... are you wearing a striped shirt below an open pink shirt??????????????????????????????????????

i mean i'm no fashion guru, but that's pretty crazy

but i have to say, i like the open shirt over something else look..... THE 80S ARE BACK>>> YES!

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It's like...fashionable in Japan. I also wear 3 rings and a silver necklace. Girls seem to like it.

Also, she worked in a hostness club for a while, and she's hot, so she has a pretty big bitch shield if you don't know her.
She keeps saying I should become a host because I can talk well and am half-asian.

And goofy, she doesn't seem like the sort of girl you'd want to hook up with. Especially long distance, she'll flake out on you and the relationship would suck.
As played, kiss her neck and tell her she smells awesome. then breathe into her ear.
If she lets you go that far then you'll get laid.
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Old 09-03-2007, 08:41 AM
Jay Riall Jay Riall is offline
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Kill - I remember hearing somewhere that the Japanese are a cruel looking race. I think this definitely applies to your girl (at least in this pic), but she is def cute. Looks like the sort of girl who will kick the crap out of you then sex you 6 ways from Sunday.
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Old 09-03-2007, 08:45 AM
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Killian, you met her online?
Was this JapanZone or something like that?
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