Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August '07

[nath]

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WTF IS WRONG WITH ME.

IM GOING [censored] BUSTO, AND THEN I GET DEEP IN TWO DOGSHIT TOURNAMENTS TO TRY AND ROBUST MYSELF< AND THEN I [censored] TILT OUT OF THEM.

[censored] ME [censored]< FUCKF UFKC :LDKJFWE FJSD
L:A:FKSDLfg i want of uckin gkill something

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yeah, i feel like this a lot, that's why i moved to cash

[Annulus]

someone please trade ft for stars? ill send $400 on ft if you can send $400 on stars. ill transfer first obv. tks. pm me please.

[Butcho22]

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here's my tournament spreadsheet since i won the 50k. i don't think it needs explanation.



and people think i'm kidding when i say i hate tournaments and want to quit them.

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Looks to me like you're due for a sick run, dude.

[bigballz]

[censored] MTTS WHEN WILL I EVER LEARN

[nath]

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Looks to me like you're due for a sick run, dude.

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Still waiting for it!

[willie]

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For anyone that might know,

i'm planning on staying in AC for the Borgata series, where's a smart place to stay? for maximum value/not trashy place. Can i get the poker rate at borgata just by playing the tournaments or would i need to log cash hours too.

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if you are going to have a car, the 10-15 minute drive out to absecon is your best bet if you have no comp history in ac

they are stingy w/ poker players at the borg. my pit game junky friend is black label so he gets free rooms and i'll prolly shack up with him...but rooms out in absecon are like 40 bucks a night and decent enough.

[benneh]

i hate poker

a8 < a6 on the 67862 board

[Butcho22]

Just started playing teh online donkaments again and been running like [censored].

I know, I know...at least players make these calls at this level, blah blah..every [censored] time, i could find wayyyy more like these but i'm [censored] lazy.

PokerStars Game #11660328394: Tournament #59156110, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (150/300) - 2007/08/24 - 02:40:03 (ET)
Table '59156110 16' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Butcho22 (6195 in chips)
Seat 2: swisherswt22 (3750 in chips)
Seat 3: kevco125 (24850 in chips)
Seat 4: dontusethis (6622 in chips)
Seat 5: EMRALD11 (5138 in chips)
Seat 6: dacatch26 (8610 in chips)
Seat 7: capndad (6645 in chips)
Seat 8: bgshooter45 (10132 in chips)
Seat 9: Johnny layy (5095 in chips)
Butcho22: posts the ante 25
swisherswt22: posts the ante 25
kevco125: posts the ante 25
dontusethis: posts the ante 25
EMRALD11: posts the ante 25
dacatch26: posts the ante 25
capndad: posts the ante 25
bgshooter45: posts the ante 25
Johnny layy: posts the ante 25
swisherswt22: posts small blind 150
kevco125: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Butcho22 [Jd Ad]
dontusethis: folds
EMRALD11: folds
dacatch26: raises 600 to 900
capndad: folds
bgshooter45: folds
Johnny layy: folds
Butcho22: calls 900
swisherswt22: folds
kevco125: folds
*** FLOP *** [Qs 7s Ac]
dacatch26: bets 1500
Butcho22: raises 3770 to 5270 and is all-in
dacatch26: calls 3770
*** TURN *** [Qs 7s Ac] [Th]
*** RIVER *** [Qs 7s Ac Th] [3s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
dacatch26: shows [Jh Kh] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Butcho22: shows [Jd Ad] (a pair of Aces)
Butcho22 said, "hahahaha"
dacatch26 collected 13015 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 13015 | Rake 0
Board [Qs 7s Ac Th 3s]
Seat 1: Butcho22 (button) showed [Jd Ad] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: swisherswt22 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: kevco125 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: dontusethis folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: EMRALD11 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: dacatch26 showed [Jh Kh] and won (13015) with a straight, Ten to Ace
Seat 7: capndad folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: bgshooter45 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Johnny layy folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[Butcho22]

AND THIS JUST [censored] HAPPENED SUCK MY [censored] DICK POKERSTARS

PokerStars Game #11660405827: Tournament #58540351, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level X (400/800) - 2007/08/24 - 02:49:54 (ET)
Table '58540351 19' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: floguana (21826 in chips)
Seat 2: slooplay (30679 in chips)
Seat 3: dpavsek (20361 in chips)
Seat 4: Powell4400 (6155 in chips)
Seat 5: Drewsy33 (9797 in chips)
Seat 6: Butcho22 (40377 in chips)
Seat 7: LAfrom NY (4009 in chips)
Seat 9: MK519 (10166 in chips)
floguana: posts the ante 75
slooplay: posts the ante 75
dpavsek: posts the ante 75
Powell4400: posts the ante 75
Drewsy33: posts the ante 75
Butcho22: posts the ante 75
LAfrom NY: posts the ante 75
MK519: posts the ante 75
MK519: posts small blind 400
floguana: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Butcho22 [Qc Qs]
slooplay: raises 29804 to 30604 and is all-in
dpavsek: folds
Powell4400: folds
Drewsy33: folds
Butcho22: raises 9698 to 40302 and is all-in
LAfrom NY: folds
MK519: folds
floguana: folds
*** FLOP *** [8d 9d 7d]
*** TURN *** [8d 9d 7d] [3s]
*** RIVER *** [8d 9d 7d 3s] [5c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
slooplay: shows [As 6h] (a straight, Five to Nine)
Butcho22: shows [Qc Qs] (a pair of Queens)
slooplay collected 63008 from pot
floguana said, "wow"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 63008 | Rake 0
Board [8d 9d 7d 3s 5c]
Seat 1: floguana (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: slooplay showed [As 6h] and won (63008) with a straight, Five to Nine
Seat 3: dpavsek folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Powell4400 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Drewsy33 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Butcho22 showed [Qc Qs] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 7: LAfrom NY (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: MK519 (small blind) folded before Flop

[Butcho22]

I MEAN WHAT KIND OF OPEN SHOVE WAS THAT?????????

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