** Official July Chat Thread: The Black Swan **

[TheProdigy]

So uhh..

Rivered flush, turned flush all in on flop, turned set over set, and then this:

PokerStars Game #11219932984: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/07/30 - 15:27:57 (ET)
Table 'Geramtina' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Raaif ($194 in chips)
Seat 2: joeha1315 ($60 in chips)
Seat 3: sevenyrold ($147.70 in chips)
Seat 4: 123574853 ($41.45 in chips)
Seat 5: Schwallie4 ($200 in chips)
Seat 6: ccc12 ($325.65 in chips)
Seat 7: Shad_Star ($375.55 in chips)
Seat 8: RiverRd ($207.40 in chips)
Seat 9: Ståpikk ($215.10 in chips)
123574853: posts small blind $1
Schwallie4: posts big blind $2
joeha1315: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Schwallie4 [Ks Kc]
ccc12: folds
Shad_Star: folds
RiverRd: folds
Ståpikk: folds
Raaif: folds
joeha1315: checks
sevenyrold: folds
123574853: calls $1
Schwallie4: raises $10 to $12
joeha1315: calls $10
123574853: folds
*** FLOP *** [9h 5s 5d]
Schwallie4: bets $18
joeha1315: raises $18 to $36
Schwallie4: raises $18 to $54
joeha1315: calls $12 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [9h 5s 5d] [3c]
*** RIVER *** [9h 5s 5d 3c] [3h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Schwallie4: shows [Ks Kc] (two pair, Kings and Fives)
joeha1315: shows [5h As] (a full house, Fives full of Threes)
joeha1315 collected $119 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $122 | Rake $3
Board [9h 5s 5d 3c 3h]
Seat 1: Raaif folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: joeha1315 showed [5h As] and won ($119) with a full house, Fives full of Threes
Seat 3: sevenyrold (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: 123574853 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Schwallie4 (big blind) showed [Ks Kc] and lost with two pair, Kings and Fives
Seat 6: ccc12 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Shad_Star folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: RiverRd folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Ståpikk folded before Flop (didn't bet)


I REALLY [censored] HATE POKERSTARS. I THOUGHT THEY WERE UNDOOMSWITCHING ME CAUSE I WON LAST NIGHT BUT [censored] NO

[TheProdigy]

[censored] YOU SO MUCH STARS

PokerStars Game #11219970325: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/07/30 - 15:30:04 (ET)
Table 'Carolina V' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Kutila ($114.60 in chips)
Seat 3: vigari ($207.45 in chips)
Seat 4: jetsetboy ($198 in chips)
Seat 5: bridkid007 ($240.25 in chips)
Seat 6: Dilith ($210.70 in chips)
Seat 7: lmoelius ($217.90 in chips)
Seat 8: Schwallie4 ($205.70 in chips)
Seat 9: Royaltee_Gee ($199.95 in chips)
bbbbbkkkk joins the table at seat #2
jetsetboy: posts small blind $1
bridkid007: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Schwallie4 [Ad Kd]
Dilith: folds
lmoelius: folds
Schwallie4: raises $6 to $8
Royaltee_Gee: folds
Kutila: folds
vigari: folds
jetsetboy: folds
bbbbbkkkk leaves the table
bridkid007: calls $6
*** FLOP *** [7c 3c As]
bridkid007: checks
Schwallie4: bets $12
bridkid007: raises $12 to $24
Schwallie4: calls $12
*** TURN *** [7c 3c As] [3s]
bridkid007: checks
Schwallie4: bets $30
bridkid007: calls $30
*** RIVER *** [7c 3c As 3s] [Qc]
bridkid007: bets $64
ACESEDAI joins the table at seat #2
Schwallie4: folds
bridkid007 collected $122 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $125 | Rake $3
Board [7c 3c As 3s Qc]
Seat 1: Kutila folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: vigari (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: jetsetboy (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: bridkid007 (big blind) collected ($122)
Seat 6: Dilith folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: lmoelius folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Schwallie4 folded on the River
Seat 9: Royaltee_Gee folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[chicken10der]

you left out this standard part (for me anyways)

hero: wtg tard
villain: bluff lol

they always think they can say anything is a bluff to cover up their obvious horrible chases

[TheProdigy]

does legopoker's converter ever work for anyone? I just tried the last two and it kept messin up and now this one came through after like 20 tries?

edit: just [censored] you stars

[1p0kerboy]

BEAT: AC system went out 2 weeks ago and had to replace for 3.3k.
BEAT: Ran like crap this month where I was 1.7k in lost equity .
BEAT: Woke up this morning and my hard drive is done forth. Spent $800 on a new laptop.
BEAT: Went deep in the 100k Saturday only to lose a key pot with 85 players left where my AK lost to A6 AIPF.

[censored] life.

[1p0kerboy]

[ QUOTE ]
Oh there will be on moneymaker's birthday.

[/ QUOTE ]

Seriously?

[Steelerman]

[ QUOTE ]
BEAT: AC system went out 2 weeks ago and had to replace for 3.3k.
BEAT: Ran like crap this month where I was 1.7k in lost equity .
BEAT: Woke up this morning and my hard drive is done forth. Spent $800 on a new laptop.
BEAT: Went deep in the 100k Saturday only to lose a key pot with 85 players left where my AK lost to A6 AIPF.

[censored] life.

[/ QUOTE ]

In the interest of being thorough, don't forget the Tigers got swept this weekend. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

[1p0kerboy]

If anybody (who lives near me?) is interested in some multi-tabling equipment, I have a video card, a power adaptor, and 2 1600x1200 CRT Samsung monitors that I'll part with for really, really cheap. I spent $550 on all of it less than 2 years ago. Yours today for $70.

[1p0kerboy]

I have quit poker and life and decided to take up jumping off of bridges instead. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[GrandMelon]

I value shove goot

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

<font color="#C00000">Hero ($479.30)</font>
UTG ($465.35)
<font color="#C00000">UTG+1 ($230.65)</font>
MP1 ($425)
MP2 ($224.65)
MP3 ($1343.75)
CO ($486.80)
Button ($198)
SB ($223.75)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 raises to $16</font>, MP1 calls $16, <font color="#666666">5 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $56</font>, UTG+1 calls $40, MP1 folds.

Flop: ($130) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $320</font>, UTG+1 calls $174.65 (All-In).

Turn: ($479.30) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($479.30) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $479.30

Results in white below:
Hero has Ad Kd (one pair, sixes).
UTG+1 has 7s Qs (one pair, sixes).
Outcome: Hero wins $624.65.