Official September Thread: General Discussion, whining .. etc

[nuggetz87]

reef is a giant ho mo i hate his chat.

[Colombo]

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $10 BB (2 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Hero ($3119.50)
BB ($1923)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $35</font>, BB calls $25.

Flop: ($70) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $60</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $180</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $370</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $560</font>, Hero calls $190.

Turn: ($1190) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets $200</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $2524.5</font>, BB calls $1128 (All-In).

River: ($5042.50) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $5042.50

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has 8d 8h (full house, eights full of fours).
Hero has Ad 4h (three of a kind, fours).
Outcome: BB wins $3846. Hero wins $1196.50. </font>


oof

[AAismyfriend]

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sick cooler

PokerStars Game #12284653497: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2007/09/26 - 16:31:13 (ET)
Table 'Leuschneria II' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: davidoanas ($704.10 in chips)
Seat 2: MT UR Wallet ($194.20 in chips)
Seat 3: forcewithme9 ($447.80 in chips)
Seat 4: Blizzy23 ($431 in chips)
Seat 5: Poly_Baller ($1232.80 in chips)
Seat 6: Reefypoopoo ($393.80 in chips)
Reefypoopoo: posts small blind $2
davidoanas: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Poly_Baller [Qc Th]
MT UR Wallet: folds
forcewithme9: folds
Blizzy23: folds
Poly_Baller: raises $10 to $14
Reefypoopoo: calls $12
davidoanas: folds
*** FLOP *** [Qh 8s 8h]
Reefypoopoo: checks
Poly_Baller: bets $25
Reefypoopoo: calls $25
*** TURN *** [Qh 8s 8h] [5c]
Reefypoopoo: checks
Poly_Baller: checks
*** RIVER *** [Qh 8s 8h 5c] [6d]
Reefypoopoo: checks
Poly_Baller: bets $64
Reefypoopoo: calls $64
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Poly_Baller: shows [Qc Th] (two pair, Queens and Eights)
Reefypoopoo: mucks hand
Poly_Baller collected $207 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $210 | Rake $3
Board [Qh 8s 8h 5c 6d]
Seat 1: davidoanas (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: MT UR Wallet folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: forcewithme9 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Blizzy23 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Poly_Baller (button) showed [Qc Th] and won ($207) with two pair, Queens and Eights
Seat 6: Reefypoopoo (small blind) mucked [7d Ad]
Reefypoopoo said, "do u ever miss vs me?"

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llllllooooooollllllllll

[bigbabyjesus]

At the end of a donkament day, I always feel the urge to kill.

[censored] these [censored] 99% luck [censored] fagit little [censored] donkfests.

[JKratzer]

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does the hotel at Commerce have free internet access in the rooms?

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It costs money. I think $10 a day. Make sure you remeber the time you bought it at so that 24 hours later it doesn't shut down in the middle of a session.

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QFT

[JEFF or DAD]

4/8 deep is a lot of fun i wish it ran more often

also on a related note, pasterbator is a gigantic vagina

[IHaveStrong9]

ship it shipurstack

FullTiltPoker Game #3679185567: Table Wyteazn - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:53:05 ET - 2007/09/26
Seat 4: shipurstack ($1,371.50)
Seat 5: IHaveAStrong9 ($1,020)
Seat 6: Grimstarr ($1,000), is sitting out
IHaveAStrong9 posts the small blind of $5
shipurstack posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to IHaveAStrong9 [Ts 9s]
IHaveAStrong9 raises to $30
shipurstack raises to $100
IHaveAStrong9 calls $70
*** FLOP *** [Qh 8s Kc]
shipurstack checks
IHaveAStrong9 bets $100
shipurstack has 15 seconds left to act
shipurstack raises to $350
IHaveAStrong9 has 15 seconds left to act
IHaveAStrong9 calls $250
*** TURN *** [Qh 8s Kc] [4c]
shipurstack checks
IHaveAStrong9 has 15 seconds left to act
IHaveAStrong9 bets $570, and is all in
shipurstack has 15 seconds left to act
shipurstack adds $78.50
shipurstack folds
Uncalled bet of $570 returned to IHaveAStrong9
IHaveAStrong9 shows [Ts 9s] King Queen high
IHaveAStrong9 wins the pot ($899.50)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $900 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Qh 8s Kc 4c]
Seat 4: shipurstack (big blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 5: IHaveAStrong9 (small blind) collected ($899.50)
Seat 6: Grimstarr is sitting out

[Pasterbator]

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4/8 deep is a lot of fun i wish it ran more often

also on a related note, pasterbator is a gigantic vagina

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[img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[Eagles]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY down 10k this month

[G_Dollaz]

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reef is a giant ho mo i hate his chat.

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PokerStars Game #12285306411: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2007/09/26 - 17:07:30 (ET)
Table 'Alexandra' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Reefypoopoo ($1256.15 in chips)
Seat 6: Bouge_Todd ($776.35 in chips)
curtains joins the table at seat #4
Bouge_Todd: posts small blind $3
Handicaper26 joins the table at seat #3
Reefypoopoo: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Bouge_Todd [2d Kd]
Bouge_Todd: raises $12 to $18
Reefypoopoo: calls $12
*** FLOP *** [5d 9s 9d]
Reefypoopoo: checks
Bouge_Todd: bets $24
Reefypoopoo: raises $56 to $80
andyinmoney joins the table at seat #2
Bouge_Todd: calls $56
*** TURN *** [5d 9s 9d] [6d]
Reefypoopoo: bets $164
Bouge_Todd: raises $514.35 to $678.35 and is all-in
Reefypoopoo said, "trips + gutshot"
Reefypoopoo said, "this sure sucks"
Reefypoopoo: calls $514.35
*** RIVER *** [5d 9s 9d 6d] [5c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Reefypoopoo: shows [9h 8h] (a full house, Nines full of Fives)
Bouge_Todd: mucks hand
Reefypoopoo collected $1551.70 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1552.70 | Rake $1
Board [5d 9s 9d 6d 5c]
Seat 1: Reefypoopoo (big blind) showed [9h 8h] and won ($1551.70) with a full house, Nines full of Fives
Seat 6: Bouge_Todd (button) (small blind) mucked [2d Kd]



then he went on to complain for 2-3 more hands about how he got set up and he runs so bad....

And there goes another 2 buy in shot @ the 600 for me. It's [censored] embarrassing that I'm comfortably rolled for the 50/100 but cant beat the mother [censored] 3/6, it really [censored] is.