** Official July Chat Thread: The Black Swan **

[TheProdigy]

lol ur nuts man

[D.L.M.]

thats not completely true. accually i made 1600 then lost 1k of it but i still feel like its a losing session cause i got kinda pwned on those hands.

[diebitter]

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experimenting with a totally new style at .25/.5 today

should be a lot of fun once I get things sorted out

won 2buyins in 325hands even lol

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you were shortstacking amirite?

[LearningCurve]

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experimenting with a totally new style at .25/.5 today

should be a lot of fun once I get things sorted out

won 2buyins in 325hands even lol

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you were shortstacking amirite?

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LOLOLOLOL

[billzfan86]

I planned this line out before deciding to check the turn, i hate the villian btw

PokerStars Game #11213763495: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/07/30 - 06:20:40 (ET)
Table 'Gismonda II' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: andrewknight ($72.05 in chips)
Seat 2: Broaders ($127 in chips)
Seat 3: Beenie1984 ($18.15 in chips)
Seat 4: IKA258 ($279.55 in chips)
Seat 6: yonnybmx ($99 in chips)
Seat 7: 5Donna5 ($48.30 in chips)
Seat 8: dong88 ($29.60 in chips)
Seat 9: billzfan86 ($164.30 in chips)
mdboy218 was removed from the table for failing to post
yonnybmx: posts small blind $0.50
5Donna5: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to billzfan86 [6d 7d]
dong88: folds
billzfan86: raises $3 to $4
andrewknight: folds
Broaders: folds
Beenie1984: folds
IKA258: calls $4
yonnybmx: folds
5Donna5: calls $3
*** FLOP *** [5h 7c 5d]
5Donna5: checks
billzfan86: bets $9
IKA258: calls $9
5Donna5: folds
*** TURN *** [5h 7c 5d] [3s]
billzfan86: checks
hamkoo69 joins the table at seat #5
IKA258: bets $14
billzfan86: calls $14
*** RIVER *** [5h 7c 5d 3s] [9c]
billzfan86: checks
IKA258: bets $25
billzfan86: raises $112.30 to $137.30 and is all-in
yonnybmx is disconnected
IKA258 said, "river a boat?"
billzfan86 said, "obv"
IKA258: folds
billzfan86 collected $105.50 from pot
billzfan86: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $108.50 | Rake $3
Board [5h 7c 5d 3s 9c]
Seat 1: andrewknight folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Broaders folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Beenie1984 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: IKA258 (button) folded on the River
Seat 6: yonnybmx (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: 5Donna5 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 8: dong88 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: billzfan86 collected ($105.50)

[LifeTilt]

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IKA258 said, "______________________"
billzfan86 said, "obv"
IKA258: folds

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I just thought it would be fun to do a mad lib with what could be said here...

[LearningCurve]

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I just thought it would be fun to do a mad lib with what could be said here...

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IKA258 said, "You win!"
billzfan86 said, "obv"
IKA258: folds

[CaptVimes]

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I just thought it would be fun to do a mad lib with what could be said here...

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IKA258 said, "You have balls the size of coconuts!"
billzfan86 said, "obv"
IKA258: folds

[CaptVimes]

Just a reminder to all: If you have money on Neteller you can request a withdrawl starting today. I requested mine 5 minutes ago. We'll see when the EFT hits the bank, hopefully before the weekend.

[iponnet]

god past 5days I have been getting sucked out and coolered left and right have droped almost 2k to this [censored](yeah some tilt less than 2BIs) and it seems it doesnt want to stop. my 3.5ptbb wr has been crushed for july and poker isnt fun any more, and after this [censored] below happening for the 10th time I am gona stop playing for a while... you just cant help feel you cant win a hand and start seeing monsters under the bed everytime someone raises you,

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 9 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $228.55
BB: $200.40
UTG: $169.85
UTG+1: $168.00
MP1: $150.00
MP2: $190.35
MP3: $221.50
CO: $294.45
Hero (BTN): $194.75

Preflop: Hero is dealt T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (9 Players)
UTG calls $2.00, UTG+1 folds, MP1 calls $2.00, 3 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $8.00</font>, SB folds, <font color="red">BB raises to $20.00</font>, 2 folds, Hero calls $12.00

Flop: ($45) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $20.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $60.00</font>, <font color="red">BB raises all-in to $180.40</font>, Hero calls all-in for $114.75
Uncalled bet of $5.65 returned to BB

Turn: ($394.50) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

River: ($394.50) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $394.50 ($3 Rake)

BB had A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Aces) and WON (+$196.75)
Hero had T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] and LOST (-$194.75)