*OFFICIAL* Sexytime Containment Thread

[Baloosh]

GA, how do I purchase a compilation of your sage-like wisdom?

[Droogie]

Whatever you do on a phone keep it as short as possible. AS SHORT AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE.

Get in, get the date, get out. Taking over 5 mins... meh. Passed 10 mins... you are officially taking too much risk of screwing things up now.

[Poofler]

Just think of it like a covert op in some video game, apparently.

[4_2_it]

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Just think of it like a covert op in some video game, apparently.

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Goofy needs to channel Leisure Suit Larry imo

[goofyballer]

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Also, call her RITE NOW. Don't wait. Call, chat for 3 minutes, ask to coffee, gogogo.

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I definitely had this in mind; I called her at around 10pm, stayed on target, and got off the phone with her just now after like 2 hours. lol, I listen to advice good!

But yeah, she's really nerdy and was all trying to convince me that she qualifies as a nerd cause I was saying that being a lawyer is far more acceptable socially than a computer nerd, and she's possibly smarter than me which is awesome because we were arguing about something (bumper lanes in bowling alleys) and she smacked me down which I'm not that used to and is really hawt imo, and I think we click really well and make each other laugh.

Towards the end I was like "so when are you coming to San Francisco" and she was like "well this weekend but it's for a big family reunion etc etc" oops big red flag, so I bit the bullet and told her I'd drive up to Davis. She has a tonnnnn of law school crap going on like all the time so it was hard to find time, and she was like "well November 10 I'm not doing anything" and I was like WTFFFFFFFFFF so she went through her itineraries in future weekends and Sun. Oct 28 she was like "yeah I have this thing i'm studying for" and I was like wtf studying all day so I suggested I take her out to dinner and we go bowling, and she said ok! She even mentioned something like "haha now I'll have to spend 2 hours getting ready" and obv wanting to look hot for me is hot. I said something like "oh, is that typical for you lol?" and she said "well I assume if you drive all this way you're gonna want me to look good!"

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I am hopeful.

[terp]

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Also, call her RITE NOW. Don't wait. Call, chat for 3 minutes, ask to coffee, gogogo.

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I definitely had this in mind; I called her at around 10pm, stayed on target, and got off the phone with her just now after like 2 hours. lol, I listen to advice good!

But yeah, she's really nerdy and was all trying to convince me that she qualifies as a nerd cause I was saying that being a lawyer is far more acceptable socially than a computer nerd, and she's possibly smarter than me which is awesome because we were arguing about something (bumper lanes in bowling alleys) and she smacked me down which I'm not that used to and is really hawt imo, and I think we click really well and make each other laugh.

Towards the end I was like "so when are you coming to San Francisco" and she was like "well this weekend but it's for a big family reunion etc etc" oops big red flag, so I bit the bullet and told her I'd drive up to Davis. She has a tonnnnn of law school crap going on like all the time so it was hard to find time, and she was like "well November 10 I'm not doing anything" and I was like WTFFFFFFFFFF so she went through her itineraries in future weekends and Sun. Oct 28 she was like "yeah I have this thing i'm studying for" and I was like wtf studying all day so I suggested I take her out to dinner and we go bowling, and she said ok! She even mentioned something like "haha now I'll have to spend 2 hours getting ready" and obv wanting to look hot for me is hot. I said something like "oh, is that typical for you lol?" and she said "well I assume if you drive all this way you're gonna want me to look good!"

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I am hopeful.

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you all can thank me for this. not that i need a new custom title or anything

[EricW]

Well, I'm done with trying to hookup/build rapport with chicks. As most of you know, I was trying my best to meet new girls and fornicate with them. I tried my best, and I've been failing. I'm done with trying and failing.

I should have known better - an ugly troll like me has no business trying to score with chicks.

I should have just remembered the words of Homer Simpson and I would have saved my wasted energy:

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Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

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[Jamougha]

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she's possibly smarter than me which is awesome because we were arguing about something (bumper lanes in bowling alleys) and she smacked me down which I'm not that used to and is really hawt imo,

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This is definitely a brag.

[EricW]

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How to ask a girl out:

Call her
Hi whats up?
Then something about:
1. the time you met ("lol your roomate was silly drunk...did she really ___________?" <--- Something she didnt do)
2. something you're doing ATM ("lol I need to pick a kind of wine for this party and I'm in the wine store... HALP I dont understand wine!" <--- Chick actually used this on me: gold.)
3. Something funny that happened to you since you saw her ("you are fine? Well I'm going nuts, my car got keyed by some skateboarders/got cut off by a priest driving a hearse/pipes burst and water got into my laptop which now only had chinese characters w/e.)

Then ask her something about her life, her commute, her job, w/e and bs for one subject.
Then say, "Oh, so why don't we have coffee/drinks this ___day?" She goes OK and you go, " how about ____ it's pretty cool." Already know where you should take her.
If that day isnt good have a backup plan AND different place if she rejects first one.
Once you have plans, have one more story/subject lined up (well, I gotta go, Californication is coming on and I MUST watch it. Have you seen that show? No? Did you like X-files? You probably just worship Greys Anatomy huh? LOLOL at you"
then get off the phone.

This post turned out especially diebitteresque didnt it?

meh.

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GA,

this is usually what happens when *I* ask a chick out for coffee:

We talk for a few min, I think the convo is going well:

Me: "Hey let's grab a cup of coffee sometime"

Pretty Girl: *with much hesitation and uneasiness* "Ummmmmmmmmmm suuuuuurree....how about I get your number from you"

OR

Me: "Hey, let's grab a cup of coffee sometime"

Her: "ummmmmmmmm surrrreeeee..."

Me: "Oh, there's quite a bit of hesitation there."

Her: *Relieved that she has an opportunity to make up an excuse* "Ya it's that my ummmm boyfriend... ya... boyfriend... of course I have a boyfriend... ya my boyfriend wouldn't think it's too cool if I go to coffee with another guy

Me: "Oh Okay. I understand. Have a good life" *Walks away in shame*

[EvanJC]

This thread tilts me so bad. GA do you need a personal assitant or anything?

God.




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