Worst movies you've ever seen - Page 28

ImAKing · #**271** 08-22-2007, 05:08 AM

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darom03 · #**272** 08-22-2007, 09:50 AM

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Alien vs. Predator

Eight Legged Freaks

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You sir, are an imbecile.

Droogie · #**273** 08-22-2007, 10:48 AM

I'll restrict my list to the 5 worst movies I've seen in the cinema (and I've probably blocked a few from memory that should make this list):

5. Goal!
4. The Haunting
3. Primeval (WHAT THE [censored]!?!)
2. 2 Fast 2 Furious
1. (Easily) Signs (Maddox review sums it up so well)

Of all crappy movies I've seen on TV and managed to sit out entirely the one that comes to mind most as being utterly horrible is "Mortal Kombat".

suzzer99 · #**274** 08-22-2007, 10:59 AM

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I'm not sure how this gets nominated given that he's definitely made two (and possibly three or four depending on your perspective) worse movies than this.

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Not by my count. The scene where they shoot eveyrone on the bus, then Matt Damon gets off the bus and says "Who's house? Run's house." is worth the nomination for sheer cringeworthiness all by itself.

No_Mercy · #**275** 08-22-2007, 11:09 AM

I actually walked out of the theater while watching Legally Blonde 2. Hated it from the start.

And even though my favorite genre is horror, I am usually disappointed because the movie industry just doesn't get it. Trying to substitute blood and guts and special FX for true suspense doesn't work. I am pretty "ho-hum" about the same-o, same-o slasher stuff, but I'd love it if a movie could actually scare me. Seems all they do now is just try to gross viewers out.

prohornblower · #**276** 08-22-2007, 11:37 AM

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Caddyshack 2. What I got was a dead chicken with scales glued on it trying to be passed off as the missing link.

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Hilarious. Also, I thought Jaws 2 was the worst out of the 4. In order of goodness I would go: Jaws, Jaws 3-D, Dying in a grease fire, Jaws 4, Jaws 2.

I mean, Chr*st, Brody electrocuted the shark in Jaws 2. I don't remember how it died in Jaws 4, though. So maybe Jaws 4 is worse. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

Scorpion · #**277** 08-22-2007, 11:45 AM

Sonny directed by Nick Cage.

Klompy · #**278** 08-22-2007, 11:46 AM

corsakh · #**279** 08-22-2007, 12:08 PM

"Kung Pow: Enter the Fist"

I was traumatized.

talentdeficit · #**280** 08-22-2007, 12:13 PM

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"Kung Pow: Enter the Fist"

I was traumatized.

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haha, i forgot this movie even existed. i saw it with a couple of friends in a literally empty theatre. we laughed hysterically at all the awfulness for the first 15 minutes, like killing ourselves laughing, then sat in horror for the next hour until we left. seriously terrible.