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craigthedeac · #**261** 05-06-2007, 01:19 PM

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I have money on Bodog (thanks Mayweather) that I'm looking to get off. I have to fill out a million forms and fax them and I don't feel like doing that.

Unfortunately they don't have P2P transfers.

I'm looking to chip-dump $540 to someone else's Bodog account in exchange for a Stars/UB/FTP/Cake transfer.

I will dump before you transfer and I will pay you $30.

PM if interested.

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why dont you just turn it into robusto, then do the forms and make a real cashout? you can always fall back on the casino/sportsbetting and make a sick run at it.

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That's Plan B.

moira · #**262** 05-06-2007, 01:25 PM

wtf?! second big losing day in a row. I play bad - but nonehteless should I win...

these two hands killed my day in about 3 minutes:
Party Poker (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
3 folds.

Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)

Turn: 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)

River: 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)

Final Pot:

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $6 BB (4 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|saw showdown

Hero ($1)
UTG ($628.95)
Button ($1)
SB ($104.66)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
1 fold, Button raises to $18, SB calls $15, Hero raises to $66, Button calls $51, SB folds.

Flop: ($156) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $114, Button raises to $246, Hero calls $132.

Turn: ($648) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $252, Hero calls [$-5] , Button calls $1 (All-In).

River: ($901) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $901

Results in white below: 
Hero has 8d 6d (flush, ace high).
Button has Ks Kc (full house, kings full of aces).
Outcome: Button wins $901.

moira · #**263** 05-06-2007, 01:26 PM

wtf is wrong with the converter?

LearnedfromTV · #**264** 05-06-2007, 01:29 PM

lol this guy had reraise shoved twice and open shoved once (all preflop) in 20 hands:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG ($425.20)
MP ($166)
Button ($794.05)
Hero ($416.70)
BB ($471.40)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG calls $4, 1 fold, Button raises to $12, Hero calls $10, 1 fold, UTG calls $8.

Flop: ($40) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets $28, UTG raises to $413.2, Button folds, Hero calls $376.70 (All-In).

Turn: ($857.90) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($857.90) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $857.90

Results below:
UTG has 6d 5h (straight, nine high).
Hero has 9h Th (flush, queen high).
Outcome: Hero wins $849.40. UTG wins $8.50.

Yes, freemoney, that did feel good.

LearnedfromTV · #**265** 05-06-2007, 01:46 PM

In 45 minutes, MTT is hosting a maniac rebuy tournament. $30 buyin, $3 rebuys, everyone will rebuy millions of times.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...=0#Post10254018

HoosierAlum · #**266** 05-06-2007, 02:29 PM

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ship the $ mayweather my ngga

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HoosierAlum · #**267** 05-06-2007, 02:30 PM

Don't feel like grinding today, probably will just have to win a donkament.

oyvindgee · #**268** 05-06-2007, 02:42 PM

I'd like to play a donkament for old times sake. Can anyone give me 215 on Stars for Party? I'll obv send first if you're reputable.

HoosierAlum · #**269** 05-06-2007, 02:45 PM

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Can anyone give me 215 on Stars for Party?

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I wish [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

PoppaTMan · #**270** 05-06-2007, 03:05 PM

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Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $3/$6 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $729.85
Hero (BB): $1701.55
UTG: $1301.35
MP: $916.60
CO: $565.80
BTN: $749.10

Preflop: Hero is dealt 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG calls $6, 2 folds, BTN calls $6, SB calls $3, Hero checks

Flop: ($24) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4 Players)
SB checks, Hero bets $24, UTG calls $24, 2 folds

Turn: ($72) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero bets $54, UTG calls $54

River: ($180) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $200, Hero raises to $702, UTG raises to $1204, Hero raises all-in to $1617.55, UTG calls all-in for $13.35
Uncalled bet of $400.20 returned to Hero

Pot Size: $2614.70 ($3 Rake)

UTG had K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Kings) and LOST (-$1301.35)
Hero had 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a straight, Nine high) and LOST (-$1299.35)

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Wow, that is a sick river C/R. Nice hand.

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