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keep grinding SH 100 unlimited hold them | 27 | 7.34% | |
dominate SH 200 unlimited | 76 | 20.65% | |
grind 2/4 - 5/10 SH min bet hold them | 20 | 5.43% | |
shortstack wherever HIV is | 96 | 26.09% | |
PPBJ | 82 | 22.28% | |
BASTARD | 67 | 18.21% | |
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#261
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Re: life as we know it
lolol.olloalolaolollololfrofl
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#262
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Re: life as we know it
Goofy,
Just call the play Coach GA sent in and do not audible. (You can always fess up after you bang if you have a guilty conscience.) |
#263
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Really? Do you guys think that's better than just being straight up and being like "yeah well you're a big cutie so sure I'll drive up there to go on a date w/ you"? I'm a bad liar, and lol I don't think anyone on the planet has ever had to be in Davis some weekend. [/ QUOTE ] FAR too desperate sounding. This early in the process, it's still all about playing games. |
#264
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Yeah, no. That sounds desperate. Don't compliment chicks until you've had your way with them. They want to feel your attraction, not hear about it. When you tell a woman she is beautiful, she feels powerful. This is great when she already likes you, but when you're a'courting the chicks want to feel like (as DBZ put it the other day) you is wearing the pants.
And socks. |
#265
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Really? Do you guys think that's better than just being straight up and being like "yeah well you're a big cutie so sure I'll drive up there to go on a date w/ you"? I'm a bad liar, and lol I don't think anyone on the planet has ever had to be in Davis some weekend. [/ QUOTE ] GOOD LORD DO NOT SAY THAT TO HER. She might fall into the small percent that would be smitten by such a gesture. But you're an odds on favorite to come off desperate. Don't say you have to be there because you've got a business meeting with a cow. Just say you're coming up to see another friend, or even the same one. I had several friends at Davis, it's a big school. Not implausible. |
#266
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And socks. [/ QUOTE ] Most important part of the post imo |
#267
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goofy: YEAH THIS IS ALL VERY FUNNY GA: im answering a real answer GA: too GA: keep yr socks on GA: [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] goofy: oh the socks have already flown across the office goofy: and struck some poor woman in the face GA: rly? ask her out! GA: maybe shes into facial socking [/ QUOTE ] |
#268
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Re: life as we know it
How to ask a girl out:
Call her Hi whats up? Then something about: 1. the time you met ("lol your roomate was silly drunk...did she really ___________?" <--- Something she didnt do) 2. something you're doing ATM ("lol I need to pick a kind of wine for this party and I'm in the wine store... HALP I dont understand wine!" <--- Chick actually used this on me: gold.) 3. Something funny that happened to you since you saw her ("you are fine? Well I'm going nuts, my car got keyed by some skateboarders/got cut off by a priest driving a hearse/pipes burst and water got into my laptop which now only had chinese characters w/e.) Then ask her something about her life, her commute, her job, w/e and bs for one subject. Then say, "Oh, so why don't we have coffee/drinks this ___day?" She goes OK and you go, " how about ____ it's pretty cool." Already know where you should take her. If that day isnt good have a backup plan AND different place if she rejects first one. Once you have plans, have one more story/subject lined up (well, I gotta go, Californication is coming on and I MUST watch it. Have you seen that show? No? Did you like X-files? You probably just worship Greys Anatomy huh? LOLOL at you" then get off the phone. This post turned out especially diebitteresque didnt it? meh. |
#269
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I thought the play was to stay on the phone 'til 3am talking about everything and anything so she becomes comfortable enough with you to call you up sometime a few days later to talk about how she banged this guy even though she doesn't know if she likes him?
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#270
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Re: life as we know it
So I was told to read this and I did the whole thing damn it's long and my professional opinion as a chick is everyone should listen to GA because he knows what's up.
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