** Official September Chat Thread: The Grey Swan **

[Ron Burgundy]

BRING IT [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[five4suited]

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That's a pretty sweet call, but you forgot to mention he was a 66/36/2.7 donk [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] I finally figured out who you are on FT lol...and now I'm not going to try bluffing you.

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BRING IT [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Then I suppose this isn't the way either of you are looking at it:

[jack frost]

repeat 49k times and this is my month. I run like dog crap!

PokerStars Game #12257544379: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/09/25 - 05:27:48 (ET)
Table 'Zech' 9-max Seat #7 is the button

PokerStars Game #12257669454: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/09/25 - 05:48:12 (ET)
Table 'Ella' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: AceKicker_19 ($126.10 in chips)
Seat 2: bruinprez ($130.65 in chips)
Seat 3: Acesdad ($197.45 in chips)
Seat 4: SteveGenius ($223.65 in chips)
Seat 5: emily24 ($198 in chips)
Seat 7: thebroker221 ($650.55 in chips)
Seat 8: Rounder2000 ($200.60 in chips)
Seat 9: jackk frost ($417.55 in chips)
SteveGenius: posts small blind $1
emily24: posts big blind $2
meracer: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jackk frost [Jh Ah]
thebroker221: calls $2
Rounder2000: folds
jackk frost: raises $8 to $10
AceKicker_19: folds
bruinprez: folds
Acesdad: folds
SteveGenius: folds
emily24: folds
thebroker221: calls $8
*** FLOP *** [2h 5c 5h]
thebroker221: checks
jackk frost: bets $17
thebroker221: calls $17
*** TURN *** [2h 5c 5h] [Jc]
thebroker221: checks
jackk frost: bets $45
thebroker221: calls $45
*** RIVER *** [2h 5c 5h Jc] [Kd]
thebroker221: checks
jackk frost: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
thebroker221: shows [Kc 7c] (two pair, Kings and Fives)
jackk frost: mucks hand
thebroker221 collected $144 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $147 | Rake $3
Board [2h 5c 5h Jc Kd]
Seat 1: AceKicker_19 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: bruinprez folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Acesdad (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: SteveGenius (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: emily24 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: thebroker221 showed [Kc 7c] and won ($144) with two pair, Kings and Fives
Seat 8: Rounder2000 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: jackk frost mucked [Jh Ah]


he said he thought I was bluffing???? What you were gonna look me up with k High nh sir!

Seat 1: jackk frost ($361.50 in chips)
Seat 3: MOOKNOWS ($445.95 in chips)
Seat 4: thebonga ($68 in chips)
Seat 7: iceoholic ($194.90 in chips)
Seat 9: Noa Stephan ($271.05 in chips)
Noa Stephan: posts small blind $1
jackk frost: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jackk frost [8d 8h]
MOOKNOWS: folds
thebonga: raises $4 to $6
iceoholic: folds
Noa Stephan: folds
jackk frost: calls $4
*** FLOP *** [8s Td 4h]
jackk frost: checks
thebonga: bets $6
jackk frost: raises $16 to $22
thebonga: calls $16
*** TURN *** [8s Td 4h] [5h]
jackk frost: bets $25
thebonga: calls $25
*** RIVER *** [8s Td 4h 5h] [3h]
jackk frost: bets $284
thebonga: calls $15 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jackk frost: shows [8d 8h] (three of a kind, Eights)
thebonga: shows [Kh Ah] (a flush, Ace high)
thebonga collected $135 from pot
jackk frost said, "jesus christ"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $137 | Rake $2
Board [8s Td 4h 5h 3h]
Seat 1: jackk frost (big blind) showed [8d 8h] and lost with three of a kind, Eights
Seat 3: MOOKNOWS folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: thebonga showed [Kh Ah] and won ($135) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 7: iceoholic (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Noa Stephan (small blind) folded before Flop

[Aviston]

Yay, taking shots is fun.

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.10/$0.25 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $56.35
Hero (BB): $24.95
UTG: $9.40
MP: $18.80
CO: $9.65
BTN: $20.80

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG calls $0.25, MP folds, CO calls $0.25, BTN calls $0.25, SB calls $0.15, Hero checks

Flop: ($1.25) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (5 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $0.75</font>, <font color="red">UTG raises to $3.50</font>, 2 folds, SB calls $3.50, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $24.70</font>, UTG calls all-in for $5.65, SB calls $21.20

Turn: ($59.80) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players - 2 All-In)

River: ($59.80) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $59.80 ($2.95 Rake)

SB had 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a straight flush, Jack high) and WON (+$31.90)
UTG had 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Tens and Nines) and LOST (-$9.40)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a straight, King high) and LOST (-$24.95)

[vizer02]

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Then I suppose this isn't the way either of you are looking at it:



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Not at all. Anybody's money on the table is fair game. Funny, I just got this email this morning.

Hello Michael,

An unusual amount of shared play with players you have a relationship
with, initiated a routine collusion investigation into your account. I
am sure you know that Full Tilt Poker takes collusion very seriously to
ensure a fair playing environment for all of our players, and ultimately
we pursue these types of investigations to prevent collusion and for the
security of our players. We hope that you can come to appreciate why we
take such security measures.

For security purposes, you are no longer allowed to play at the same
tables or in the same tournaments with player "NotAGoodDay". Any attempt
to circumvent out decision will result in the permanent closure of both
your accounts and the seizure of all funds.

We thank you for your understanding and cooperation. If you have any
questions or concerns, please let us know.

Regards,

Madison
Poker Specialist
Full Tilt Poker Support

I freaking 12 table and chatted with this guy on AIM one day after he asked for my sn in the chatbox, and have only played about 300 hands with him...wtf? Luckily when I told him this morning through AIM to stay off my tables he said don't worry because he's broke. Obviously we're one good colluding team [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[CalledDownLight]

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repeat 49k times and this is my month.

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No chance you lost at SD 49k times this month. I want evidence.

[jack frost]

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repeat 49k times and this is my month.

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No chance you lost at SD 49k times this month. I want evidence.

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I think you know what I mean


PokerStars Game #12259360355: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/09/25 - 09:28:54 (ET)
Table 'Zech' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: longminh ($133.95 in chips)
Seat 2: 3citypl ($197.80 in chips)
Seat 4: Soterdelf ($175.05 in chips)
Seat 5: k345 ($45.20 in chips)
Seat 6: jackk frost ($212.05 in chips)
Seat 7: nd330 ($71 in chips)
Seat 9: Sudda ($112.15 in chips)
jackk frost: posts small blind $1
nd330: posts big blind $2
harleyrob: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jackk frost [Ks Qc]
Sudda: folds
longminh: calls $2
3citypl: folds
Soterdelf: calls $2
k345: folds
jackk frost: calls $1
nd330: checks
*** FLOP *** [7h 2c Qd]
jackk frost: checks
nd330: bets $5
longminh: folds
Soterdelf: folds
jackk frost: calls $5
*** TURN *** [7h 2c Qd] [Qs]
jackk frost: checks
nd330: bets $10
jackk frost: calls $10
*** RIVER *** [7h 2c Qd Qs] [5h]
jackk frost: bets $20
nd330: raises $34 to $54 and is all-in
jackk frost: calls $34
*** SHOW DOWN ***
nd330: shows [5c Qh] (a full house, Queens full of Fives)
jackk frost: mucks hand
nd330 collected $143 from pot
jackk frost said, "jesus christ"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $146 | Rake $3
Board [7h 2c Qd Qs 5h]
Seat 1: longminh folded on the Flop
Seat 2: 3citypl folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Soterdelf folded on the Flop
Seat 5: k345 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: jackk frost (small blind) mucked [Ks Qc]
Seat 7: nd330 (big blind) showed [5c Qh] and won ($143) with a full house, Queens full of Fives
Seat 9: Sudda folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[1p0kerboy]

This month is rediculous.

Can someone transfer me $500 on Full Tilt in exchange for the same on Stars?

[five4suited]

This is the last [censored] time I ever play in the [censored] [censored] morning

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 8 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $87.40
BB: $81.00
UTG: $36.25
UTG+1: $103.35
MP1: $103.00
MP2: $97.50
CO: $85.75
Hero (BTN): $97.50

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (8 Players)
UTG calls $1.00, 4 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $4.00</font>, SB calls $3.50, BB folds, UTG calls $3.00

Flop: ($13) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB checks, UTG checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $10.00</font>, SB folds, UTG calls $10.00

Turn: ($33) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">UTG bets all-in for $22.25</font>, Hero calls $22.25

River: ($77.50) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $77.50 ($3 Rake)

UTG had 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a flush, Ace high) and WON (+$38.25)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Kings and Jacks) and LOST (-$36.25)


Villain in this one is 12/4/4 Ats 6%

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 9 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $170.65
BB: $21.45
UTG: $105.80
UTG+1: $51.15
MP1: $19.70
MP2: $44.05
MP3: $224.25
Hero (CO): $120.95
BTN: $147.20

Preflop: Hero is dealt T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (9 Players)
3 folds, MP2 calls $1.00, MP3 folds, Hero calls $1.00, <font color="red">BTN raises to $4.00</font>, 3 folds, Hero calls $3.00

Flop: ($10.50) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: ($10.50) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">BTN bets $1.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $8.00</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises to $15.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $116.95</font>, BTN calls $101.95

River: ($244.40) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $244.40 ($3 Rake)

BTN had 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a flush, Nine high) and WON (+$120.45)
Hero had T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a straight, Seven high) and LOST (-$120.95)

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 9 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $99.00
BB: $100.00
UTG: $100.00
UTG+1: $106.80
MP1: $118.45
MP2: $90.30
Hero (MP3): $99.00
CO: $85.05
BTN: $21.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (9 Players)
2 folds, MP1 calls $1.00, MP2 calls $1.00, Hero calls $1.00, 2 folds, SB calls $0.50, BB checks

Flop: ($5) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (5 Players)
SB checks, BB checks, MP1 checks, <font color="red">MP2 bets $4.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $12.00</font>, 3 folds, MP2 calls $8.00

Turn: ($29) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">MP2 bets $30.00</font>, Hero calls $30.00

River: ($89) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">MP2 bets all-in for $47.30</font>, Hero folds
Uncalled bet of $47.30 returned to MP2

Pot size: $89.00 ($3 Rake)

As I'm thinking about what to do on the river he tells me he has KQ. I respond with something like, "no kidding."

[jack frost]

looks like fulltilt isn;'t any better pokerboy