*OFFICIAL* Sexytime Containment Thread

[Poofler]

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omg this thread just took a turn for the heartwrenching/awesome/hilarious

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These TR's make my 2+2 days. Been in a ltr for a while, but know quite a few women back in NorCal. Tempted to somehow set them up with Goofy just so I can continue to be entertained. They're ~26/27 tho.

[PITTM]

I likie the vegan girls.

[Georgia Avenue]

goofy: awesome tr. Glad you got that chicks number, now call her right away.

HINT: She probably thought you were hot because her slutty roomate wanted you and you were blowing her off (she doesn't need to know this is because you are shy). So in your first convo mention the slutty roomate...something totally innocuous, but that will keep her mind spinning about who you might actually be after.

Also, call her RITE NOW. Don't wait. Call, chat for 3 minutes, ask to coffee, gogogo.

Everyone else: HELL NA I AM A PUA I DON LOVE DEM HOES FWIW. I WAS LEVELLING YEAH THAT IS IT YOU GUIZ GOT PWN3D.

[Georgia Avenue]

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Goofy are you looking for a long term relationship? Is that why you dont wanna F*** around with girls that willingly drop their panties to a wide range of people?

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Yes, and I won't pass it up but I won't go too far out of my way. Plus doing anything with slutty chick would obv turn off her cute animal-loving roommate.

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Doing something: Maybe. Flirting with and keeping possibilites open will do the opposite.

[goofyballer]

Well my manager would overhear the conversation and that would be fairly awkward, but I was planning on doing so tonight when I got home.

Poofler: Def hook them up. After my "So I had a date tonight" thread ppl were saying I should go for older women anyway.

Also, fwiw Davis is like an 80 min drive from where I live...so "asking out for coffee" becomes a bit more complicated. I'm just thinking about chatting her up and making her fall in <3 with me right now.

[PITTM]

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Everyone else: HELL NA I AM A PUA I DON LOVE DEM HOES FWIW. I WAS LEVELLING YEAH THAT IS IT YOU GUIZ GOT PWN3D.

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thats my boy imo.

[Georgia Avenue]

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Everyone else: HELL NA I AM A PUA I DON LOVE DEM HOES FWIW. I WAS LEVELLING YEAH THAT IS IT YOU GUIZ GOT PWN3D.

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thats my boy imo.

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wut it dew

[Poofler]

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Well my manager would overhear the conversation and that would be fairly awkward, but I was planning on doing so tonight when I got home.

Poofler: Def hook them up. After my "So I had a date tonight" thread ppl were saying I should go for older women anyway.

Also, fwiw Davis is like an 80 min drive from where I live...so "asking out for coffee" becomes a bit more complicated. I'm just thinking about chatting her up and making her fall in <3 with me right now.

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Lie and tell her you'll be up there on X weekend for so and so reason. Will see who I know that's still single back there...

[Georgia Avenue]

Wow good one Poofler.

"I have to go to Davis for blahblah on xxxday (make it far enough in advance so that she probably wont have plans.) Want to grab a coffee that afternoon/evening?"

--Peter

[goofyballer]

Really? Do you guys think that's better than just being straight up and being like "yeah well you're a big cutie so sure I'll drive up there to go on a date w/ you"?

I'm a bad liar, and lol I don't think anyone on the planet has ever had to be in Davis some weekend.