Knife VS Bat, who wins?

[Borodog]

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also, you need to weight the fake bat the same as a real one, a wiffle ball bat is much easier to whip around.

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Yes, and be sure to replace the bristles of the paintbrush with a sharp steel blade WAIT WTF

I would not advise this.

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Im pretty sure addding 30oz of foam and tape isnt going to kill anyone pal.

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This is like 2 cubic feet of foam minimum.

Come to think of it, that would be pretty funny.

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For money, Id be willing to fight someone who has a real bat, and Ill use a fake novelty knife, so you can judge stabs and stuff. Itd have to be like 10k, and a flight to vegas for the event, and the guy Im fighting would have to be willing to really fight, and take punches etc.

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if i was also getting paid i would totally do this, free flights to vegas rule

it would be hard to bash you in the head though quids, my charitable nature might preclude any meaningful results

[guids]

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For money, Id be willing to fight someone who has a real bat, and Ill use a fake novelty knife, so you can judge stabs and stuff. Itd have to be like 10k, and a flight to vegas for the event, and the guy Im fighting would have to be willing to really fight, and take punches etc.

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if i was also getting paid i would totally do this, free flights to vegas rule

it would be hard to bash you in the head though quids, my charitable nature might preclude any meaningful results

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Id stab you about 50 times with my fake knife before you could even come near it.



KNIFE FIGHT FO ROLLZ!!

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guids, we are natural racial enemies, we would probably kill one another simultaneously a la thor vs. jormungand

would be awesome

[guids]

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guids, we are natural racial enemies, we would probably kill one another simultaneously a la thor vs. jormungand

would be awesome

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what race are you?



I think you also may be discounting how hopped up on blow I would be going into this.

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remember when my title was 'dumb mick'?

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For money, Id be willing to fight someone who has a real bat, and Ill use a fake novelty knife, so you can judge stabs and stuff. Itd have to be like 10k, and a flight to vegas for the event, and the guy Im fighting would have to be willing to really fight, and take punches etc.

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when does the fight stop?

[guids]

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For money, Id be willing to fight someone who has a real bat, and Ill use a fake novelty knife, so you can judge stabs and stuff. Itd have to be like 10k, and a flight to vegas for the event, and the guy Im fighting would have to be willing to really fight, and take punches etc.

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when does the fight stop?

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Id say when an impartial judge, judges a fatal knife blow, or when I get knocked out from the bat. Youd also have to have some stoppages for "fake cuts", ie if I get a good stab on an arm, there has to be some compensation for it.

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ok guids nobody is going to pay for you to go to vegas let's get this back on track plz

anyone in nyc with a wiffle ball bat and a death wish?

[CrazyEyez]

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For money, Id be willing to fight someone who has a real bat, and Ill use a fake novelty knife, so you can judge stabs and stuff. Itd have to be like 10k, and a flight to vegas for the event, and the guy Im fighting would have to be willing to really fight, and take punches etc.

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when does the fight stop?

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Id say when an impartial judge, judges a fatal knife blow, or when I get knocked out from the bat. Youd also have to have some stoppages for "fake cuts", ie if I get a good stab on an arm, there has to be some compensation for it.

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You go for 1 minute or until someone gives up, whichever comes first. Switch weapons and/or participants. Do 4-5 trials. Closeup video after each fight to assess damage. No on-site judging. LET OOT BE THE JUDGE.

cue Doug Llewelyn gimmick account.