** Official September Chat Thread: The Grey Swan **

[Cry Me A River]

So I was going through youtube tracking down videos like this:

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to dedicate to the_main and theprodigy. This of course lead to a musical hopscotch through youtube and I just realised some 25 years later that The Specials --> Fun Boy Three --> The Colourfield!!

Holy Crap! Talk about a change in musical direction!

I give you, THE SPECIALS:

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FUN BOY THREE:

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THE COLOURFIELD:

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Oh, yeah, and here's some more for the happy couple (may be mildly NSFW):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMXAzLftsPo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWwyjmSbJPs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FVDzCHqlqg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHG2LJGfEdw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQlsfsypBi8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7-q1WRaKNg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPLrXFw76Qg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuCPckU5bx0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10w_sEcHlGs

[TheProdigy]

just [censored] wow. My run is just so horrible.

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 8 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $126.05
BB: $40.00
UTG: $465.75
UTG+1: $213.00
MP1: $186.65
MP2: $228.80
CO: $200.75
Hero (BTN): $197.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (8 Players)
5 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $8.00</font>, SB calls $7.00, BB folds

Flop: ($18) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $12.00</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $32.00</font>, Hero calls $20.00

Turn: ($82) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets all-in for $86.05</font>, Hero calls $86.05

River: ($254.10) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $254.10 ($3 Rake)

SB had 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Kings and Nines) and WON (+$125.05)
Hero had T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] and LOST (-$126.05)


-2k in all in equity almost again..It is just mentally taxing really.

[illini43]

Wake me up when September ends...



I'm really going to try to get better at poker starting now. I'm pretty sure I am an above average player, but I feel like I need a lot more help in some areas. Problem is, I'm not sure what areas exactly [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img].

Goals for the rest of the month:

-Read a crapload of the posts that CMAR compiled in that awesome "Wisdom" thread.

-Review a lot of my hands, which is something I've been avoiding, which I know is hurting my winrate.

-Continue 8-tabling at all times when I play.

-Bring my 50NL winrate up to 3 (it's at 1.59ptbb/100 after 14.3k hands [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] )

-Play 5000 more hands this month, with at least half being 100NL.

[SABR42]

I just played a 5.5 hour session, my longest ever.



Took a little dip there at the end, so I finished +$842.

[pattay]

[ QUOTE ]


I'm really going to try to get better at poker starting now. I'm pretty sure I am an above average player, but I feel like I need a lot more help in some areas. Problem is, I'm not sure what areas exactly [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img].

Goals for the rest of the month:

-Read a crapload of the posts that CMAR compiled in that awesome "Wisdom" thread.

-Review a lot of my hands, which is something I've been avoiding, which I know is hurting my winrate.

-Continue 8-tabling at all times when I play.

-Bring my 50NL winrate up to 3 (it's at 1.59ptbb/100 after 14.3k hands [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] )

-Play 5000 more hands this month, with at least half being 100NL.

[/ QUOTE ]

if youre trying to get better at poker, and not grinding for dem bills, i suggest lowering the amount of tables you play. every now and then i play like 4-6 tables (i am usually 12-tabling) and try to really think about every decision im making, even if its just for an hour or so. also, it gives you a good chance to take some notes on regs and try to dissect their play a little better. just a suggestion

[CalledDownLight]

I had my own personal fish for a while. No one else bothered calling him. He was shoving like 80+% of his hands preflop. I;d make the Kx calls again. These are all of the hands that got to SD in his 40ish hands at the table. His river aggression was oo before the hand he checked behind me.

PokerStars Game #12237488348: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/09/24 - 02:20:44 (ET)
Table 'Felicia' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: canayaman ($33.85 in chips)
Seat 2: Friteusoir ($9.25 in chips)
Seat 3: fischkop88 ($26 in chips)
Seat 4: BlueDevils09 ($49.25 in chips)
Seat 5: lostteeth ($48.75 in chips)
Seat 6: Rezpek ($40.60 in chips)
Seat 7: Howling ($67.50 in chips)
Seat 8: K0MA ($10 in chips)
Seat 9: SeptSnow ($79.95 in chips)
lostteeth: posts small blind $0.25
Rezpek: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to BlueDevils09 [5c Kd]
Howling: folds
K0MA: folds
SeptSnow: folds
canayaman: folds
Friteusoir: folds
fischkop88: folds
BlueDevils09: raises $1 to $1.50
lostteeth: folds
Rezpek: raises $1 to $2.50
BlueDevils09: raises $46.75 to $49.25 and is all-in
Rezpek: calls $38.10 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Ac 6d Td]
*** TURN *** [Ac 6d Td] [8c]
*** RIVER *** [Ac 6d Td 8c] [Ks]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Rezpek: shows [4s Ad] (a pair of Aces)
BlueDevils09: mucks hand
Rezpek collected $78.45 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $81.45 | Rake $3
Board [Ac 6d Td 8c Ks]
Seat 1: canayaman folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Friteusoir folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: fischkop88 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: BlueDevils09 (button) mucked [5c Kd]
Seat 5: lostteeth (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Rezpek (big blind) showed [4s Ad] and won ($78.45) with a pair of Aces
Seat 7: Howling folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: K0MA folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: SeptSnow folded before Flop (didn't bet)



PokerStars Game #12237518686: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/09/24 - 02:24:30 (ET)
Table 'Felicia' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: canayaman ($33.85 in chips)
Seat 2: Friteusoir ($9.25 in chips)
Seat 3: fischkop88 ($50.40 in chips)
Seat 4: BlueDevils09 ($50.75 in chips)
Seat 5: lostteeth ($48.50 in chips)
Seat 6: Rezpek ($52.20 in chips)
Seat 7: CHIP MONK 74 ($16 in chips)
Seat 8: K0MA ($9 in chips)
Seat 9: SeptSnow ($79.45 in chips)
SeptSnow: posts small blind $0.25
canayaman: posts big blind $0.50
CHIP MONK 74: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to BlueDevils09 [4d Kd]
Friteusoir: folds
fischkop88: folds
BlueDevils09: calls $0.50
lostteeth: folds
Rezpek: raises $51.70 to $52.20 and is all-in
CHIP MONK 74: folds
K0MA: folds
SeptSnow: folds
canayaman: folds
BlueDevils09: calls $50.25 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [6s Ts 8d]
*** TURN *** [6s Ts 8d] [3s]
*** RIVER *** [6s Ts 8d 3s] [Td]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BlueDevils09: shows [4d Kd] (a pair of Tens)
Rezpek: shows [Tc Kc] (three of a kind, Tens)
Rezpek collected $99.75 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $102.75 | Rake $3
Board [6s Ts 8d 3s Td]
Seat 1: canayaman (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: Friteusoir folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: fischkop88 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: BlueDevils09 showed [4d Kd] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 5: lostteeth folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Rezpek showed [Tc Kc] and won ($99.75) with three of a kind, Tens
Seat 7: CHIP MONK 74 folded before Flop
Seat 8: K0MA (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: SeptSnow (small blind) folded before Flop



PokerStars Game #12237554686: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/09/24 - 02:29:06 (ET)
Table 'Felicia' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: canayaman ($50 in chips)
Seat 2: Friteusoir ($28.50 in chips)
Seat 3: fischkop88 ($49.15 in chips)
Seat 4: BlueDevils09 ($49.25 in chips)
Seat 5: lostteeth ($54.15 in chips)
Seat 6: Rezpek ($102.65 in chips)
Seat 7: CHIP MONK 74 ($10.70 in chips)
Seat 8: K0MA ($9 in chips)
Seat 9: SeptSnow ($79.20 in chips)
lostteeth: posts small blind $0.25
Rezpek: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to BlueDevils09 [7d 7s]
CHIP MONK 74: folds
K0MA: folds
SeptSnow has timed out while disconnected
SeptSnow: folds
SeptSnow is sitting out
canayaman: folds
Friteusoir: folds
fischkop88: folds
BlueDevils09: raises $1 to $1.50
lostteeth: folds
Rezpek: calls $1
*** FLOP *** [4h 7c 3c]
Rezpek: checks
BlueDevils09: bets $3
Rezpek: raises $98.15 to $101.15 and is all-in
BlueDevils09: calls $44.75 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [4h 7c 3c] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [4h 7c 3c 8h] [6s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Rezpek: shows [4s 8c] (two pair, Eights and Fours)
BlueDevils09: shows [7d 7s] (three of a kind, Sevens)
BlueDevils09 collected $95.75 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $98.75 | Rake $3
Board [4h 7c 3c 8h 6s]
Seat 1: canayaman folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Friteusoir folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: fischkop88 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: BlueDevils09 (button) showed [7d 7s] and won ($95.75) with three of a kind, Sevens
Seat 5: lostteeth (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Rezpek (big blind) showed [4s 8c] and lost with two pair, Eights and Fours
Seat 7: CHIP MONK 74 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: K0MA folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: SeptSnow folded before Flop (didn't bet)



PokerStars Game #12237605801: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/09/24 - 02:35:58 (ET)
Table 'Felicia' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: canayaman ($44.75 in chips)
Seat 2: Friteusoir ($27.75 in chips)
Seat 3: fischkop88 ($48.40 in chips)
Seat 4: BlueDevils09 ($95 in chips)
Seat 5: lostteeth ($49.40 in chips)
Seat 6: Rezpek ($40.15 in chips)
Seat 7: CHIP MONK 74 ($22.05 in chips)
Seat 8: K0MA ($21.45 in chips)
Seat 9: SeptSnow ($78.45 in chips)
lostteeth: posts small blind $0.25
Rezpek: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to BlueDevils09 [As 8h]
CHIP MONK 74: folds
K0MA: calls $0.50
SeptSnow: folds
canayaman: folds
Friteusoir: folds
fischkop88: folds
BlueDevils09: raises $1.50 to $2
lostteeth: folds
Rezpek: calls $1.50
K0MA: calls $1.50
*** FLOP *** [3c 3h 7c]
Rezpek: bets $5
K0MA: folds
BlueDevils09: calls $5
*** TURN *** [3c 3h 7c] [Qd]
Rezpek: bets $5
BlueDevils09: calls $5
*** RIVER *** [3c 3h 7c Qd] [Jh]
Rezpek: checks
BlueDevils09: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Rezpek: shows [Kc Td] (a pair of Threes)
BlueDevils09: shows [As 8h] (a pair of Threes - Ace kicker)
BlueDevils09 collected $25 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $26.25 | Rake $1.25
Board [3c 3h 7c Qd Jh]
Seat 1: canayaman folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Friteusoir folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: fischkop88 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: BlueDevils09 (button) showed [As 8h] and won ($25) with a pair of Threes
Seat 5: lostteeth (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Rezpek (big blind) showed [Kc Td] and lost with a pair of Threes
Seat 7: CHIP MONK 74 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: K0MA folded on the Flop
Seat 9: SeptSnow folded before Flop (didn't bet)



PokerStars Game #12237653882: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/09/24 - 02:42:29 (ET)
Table 'Felicia' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: canayaman ($42 in chips)
Seat 3: fischkop88 ($47.40 in chips)
Seat 4: BlueDevils09 ($123.75 in chips)
Seat 5: lostteeth ($45.15 in chips)
Seat 6: Rezpek ($22.55 in chips)
Seat 7: CHIP MONK 74 ($27.15 in chips)
Seat 8: svensk ($49.25 in chips)
Seat 9: SeptSnow ($77.70 in chips)
fischkop88: posts small blind $0.25
BlueDevils09: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to BlueDevils09 [4c Ad]
lostteeth: folds
Pokamon06 joins the table at seat #2
Rezpek: raises $22.05 to $22.55 and is all-in
CHIP MONK 74: folds
svensk: folds
SeptSnow: folds
canayaman: folds
fischkop88: folds
BlueDevils09: calls $22.05
*** FLOP *** [5c Th 8d]
*** TURN *** [5c Th 8d] [Qc]
*** RIVER *** [5c Th 8d Qc] [3d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BlueDevils09: shows [4c Ad] (high card Ace)
Rezpek: shows [7d Qd] (a pair of Queens)
Rezpek collected $43.10 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $45.35 | Rake $2.25
Board [5c Th 8d Qc 3d]
Seat 1: canayaman (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: fischkop88 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: BlueDevils09 (big blind) showed [4c Ad] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 5: lostteeth folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Rezpek showed [7d Qd] and won ($43.10) with a pair of Queens
Seat 7: CHIP MONK 74 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: svensk folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: SeptSnow folded before Flop (didn't bet)



PokerStars Game #12237657988: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/09/24 - 02:43:02 (ET)
Table 'Felicia' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: canayaman ($42 in chips)
Seat 2: Pokamon06 ($50 in chips)
Seat 3: fischkop88 ($47.15 in chips)
Seat 4: BlueDevils09 ($101.20 in chips)
Seat 5: lostteeth ($45.15 in chips)
Seat 6: Rezpek ($43.10 in chips)
Seat 7: CHIP MONK 74 ($27.15 in chips)
Seat 8: svensk ($49.25 in chips)
Seat 9: SeptSnow ($77.70 in chips)
BlueDevils09: posts small blind $0.25
lostteeth: posts big blind $0.50
Pokamon06: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to BlueDevils09 [4d 8h]
Rezpek: raises $42.60 to $43.10 and is all-in
CHIP MONK 74: folds
svensk: folds
SeptSnow: folds
canayaman: calls $42 and is all-in
Pokamon06: folds
fischkop88: folds
BlueDevils09: folds
lostteeth: folds
*** FLOP *** [5d 2d 4c]
*** TURN *** [5d 2d 4c] [7s]
*** RIVER *** [5d 2d 4c 7s] [Kh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Rezpek: shows [2s 9s] (a pair of Deuces)
canayaman: shows [6s 6h] (a pair of Sixes)
canayaman collected $82.25 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $85.25 | Rake $3
Board [5d 2d 4c 7s Kh]
Seat 1: canayaman showed [6s 6h] and won ($82.25) with a pair of Sixes
Seat 2: Pokamon06 folded before Flop
Seat 3: fischkop88 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: BlueDevils09 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: lostteeth (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Rezpek showed [2s 9s] and lost with a pair of Deuces
Seat 7: CHIP MONK 74 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: svensk folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: SeptSnow folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[SABR42]

Funny hand from today. I LOVE nit-fishes who suck at poker:

PokerStars Pot-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

<font color="#C00000">Button ($124.90)</font>
SB ($212.80)
BB ($41.60)
UTG ($272.25)
UTG+1 ($304)
MP1 ($217.30)
MP2 ($54)
MP3 ($190)
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($213.35)</font>

Preflop: Hero is CO with 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">5 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $7</font>, Button calls $7, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>.

Flop: ($17) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $12</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $24</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $70</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $116</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $162</font>, Button calls $1.90 (All-In).

Turn: ($252.80) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($252.80) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $252.80

Results:
Hero has 8 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (full house, aces full of eights).
Button has K [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, aces).
Outcome: Hero wins $252.80.

After the hand villain berated me for raising A8o.

LOL are you kidding me? Apparently opening A8o from the CO is bad. Oh teach me how to be good at poker, you pathetic 15/2 nit!

[Das Budrick]

jeez sabr why are so [censored] LAG

[SABR42]

Here are my "free money" hands from today:

PokerStars Pot-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (7 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

BB ($223.85)
UTG ($124.55)
MP1 ($197)
<font color="#C00000">MP2 ($234.25)</font>
CO ($156.35)
Button ($334.75)
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($269.15)</font>

Preflop: Hero is SB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP1 calls $2, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 raises to $4</font>, CO calls $4, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Hero calls $3, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP1 calls $2.

Flop: ($18) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
Hero checks, MP1 checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 bets $14</font>, CO folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $49</font>, MP1 folds, MP2 calls $35.

Turn: ($116) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $90</font>, MP2 calls $90.

River: ($296) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $126.15 (All-In)</font>, MP2 calls $91.25 (All-In).

Final Pot: $478.50

Results:
MP2 has 9 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (one pair, eights).
Hero has 4 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, sevens and fours).
Outcome: Hero wins $478.50.
<font color="blue"> I thought he had an overpair at least, didn't expect him to call me down with 98o. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]</font>

PokerStars Pot-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

BB ($95.55)
<font color="#C00000">UTG ($189.80)</font>
UTG+1 ($281.65)
MP1 ($221.65)
MP2 ($399.40)
MP3 ($219.65)
CO ($50.60)
Button ($214.20)
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($295.45)</font>

Preflop: Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG calls $2, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, MP3 calls $2, CO calls $2, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Hero completes, BB checks.

Flop: ($10) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $7</font>, BB folds, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $30.5</font>, MP3 folds, CO folds, Hero calls $23.50.

Turn: ($71) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $48</font>, UTG calls $48.

River: ($167) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $124</font>, UTG calls $109.30 (All-In).

Final Pot: $385.60

Results:
Hero has A [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (flush, ace high).
UTG has Q [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, aces and fives).
Outcome: Hero wins $385.60.
<font color="blue"> I was seriously scared of a FH on the river, but I had to shove. AQ no heart? NICE! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]</font>

<font color="blue"> This was just plain hilarious: </font>
Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 9 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $41.75
BB: $118.00
UTG: $147.00
UTG+1: $232.95
MP1: $320.65
MP2: $106.70
MP3: $219.80
CO: $62.65
Hero (BTN): $244.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (9 Players)
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls $2.00, MP1 calls $2.00, 3 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $12.00</font>, 2 folds, UTG+1 calls $10.00, MP1 folds

Flop: ($29) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($29) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">UTG+1 bets $10.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $33.00</font>, UTG+1 calls $23.00

River: ($95) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG+1 checks, <font color="red">Hero bets all-in for $199.00</font>, UTG+1 calls all-in for $187.95
Uncalled bet of $11.05 returned to Hero

Pot Size: $470.90 ($3 Rake)

UTG+1 had 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] and LOST (-$232.95)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a full house, Aces full of Kings) and WON (+$234.95)
<font color="blue"> Guy was like 70% VPIP so I thought, "why not shove river and see what he can call with?" LOL. </font>

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 3 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $176.80
Hero (BB): $250.05
BTN: $111.05

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
BTN folds, SB calls $1.00, <font color="red">Hero raises to $9.00</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $22.00</font>, Hero calls $13.00

Flop: ($44) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $22.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $80.00</font>, SB calls $58.00

Turn: ($204) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets all-in for $74.80</font>, Hero calls $74.80

River: ($353.60) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $353.60 ($1 Rake)

SB had 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Queens) and LOST (-$176.80)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and WON (+$175.80)
<font color="blue"> Q3o? Jeez, nice try though. </font>

<font color="blue"> Last one: </font>
Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 9 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $220.45
BB: $324.50
UTG: $200.00
UTG+1: $211.40
MP1: $213.05
MP2: $214.30
MP3: $37.00
CO: $194.00
Hero (BTN): $209.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (9 Players)
UTG calls $2.00, <font color="red">UTG+1 raises to $6.00</font>, 4 folds, Hero calls $6.00, 2 folds, UTG calls $4.00

Flop: ($21) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players)
UTG checks, <font color="red">UTG+1 bets $6.00</font>, Hero calls $6.00, UTG folds

Turn: ($33) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">UTG+1 bets $6.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $40.00</font>, <font color="red">UTG+1 raises to $74.00</font>, Hero calls $34.00

River: ($181) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">UTG+1 bets $90.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $123.00</font>, UTG+1 calls $33.00

Pot Size: $427.00 ($3 Rake)

UTG+1 had K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] and LOST (-$209.00)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Fours) and WON (+$215.00)
<font color="blue"> I really thought he was overplaying AK/AQ, so I didn't want to scare him away on the turn. Waited to push a good river (any non-K non-Q river that didn't counterfeit me). </font>

Cliff notes:
SABR42 gets handed a lot of stacks from morons.

[Das Budrick]

that J3o hand is absurd