Official August Thread: General Discussion,etc

[Gary Stevenson]

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i met ashleigh009 at turning stone. he was not shortstacking, and made especially sure not to mention his screen-name while ADZ1240 was at the table [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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hahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahhaa

what a huge donk, was prob playing the 4-8 limit

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nope he was actually playing 4handed with me, bobbo, and sauce123 10-25. ran $2500 up to just under $10k in about 20 hands after winning a 60/40 vs bobbo then won a big pot off me with aces vs jacks. right after the big pot he immediately gets up to "walk around" bc he's obv never played that high or for that much money. the table agrees to make it uncapped, so while he's walking around we all run up to the cage and rebuy to cover him. he comes back, me and bobbo are sitting on about 12k each and sauce had like 8 or something, he folds about 10 hands then insta leaves.
needless to say, i [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]'d those hh's derek posted

[Ship Ship McGipp]

fken standard, dude is TERRRRRRRRRRRIBLE, even by shortstacking standards, i think i once saw him raise to 30 utg with 105 behind, and fold to my 3-bet with AJ or something, i remember it bc i tanked with AJ before i raised bc he was utg but we were only 5 handed and i play v aggro vs shortstacks

[dtan05]

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $200.00
BB: $241.95
UTG: $178.45
Hero (MP): $221.10
CO: $80.90
BTN: $157.75

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG calls $2.00, <font color="red">Hero raises to $9.00</font>, CO folds, BTN calls $9.00, 2 folds, <font color="red">UTG raises to $39.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $221.10</font>, BTN folds, UTG calls all-in for $139.45
Uncalled bet of $42.65 returned to Hero

Flop: ($368.90) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Turn: ($368.90) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

River: ($368.90) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $368.90 ($3 Rake)

UTG had A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a flush, Ace high) and WON (+$4.50)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a flush, Ace high) and WON (+$4.50)

brag - obv
beat - 1/2

[DerekJCEX]

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i met ashleigh009 at turning stone. he was not shortstacking, and made especially sure not to mention his screen-name while ADZ1240 was at the table [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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hahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahhaa

what a huge donk, was prob playing the 4-8 limit

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nope he was actually playing 4handed with me, bobbo, and sauce123 10-25. ran $2500 up to just under $10k in about 20 hands after winning a 60/40 vs bobbo then won a big pot off me with aces vs jacks. right after the big pot he immediately gets up to "walk around" bc he's obv never played that high or for that much money. the table agrees to make it uncapped, so while he's walking around we all run up to the cage and rebuy to cover him. he comes back, me and bobbo are sitting on about 12k each and sauce had like 8 or something, he folds about 10 hands then insta leaves.
needless to say, i [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]'d those hh's derek posted

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ahahahah players like this are such pussies. i will never understand what goes on in their had. [censored] ratholers

[HedonismBot]

Hey does anyone want to sponsor me to play the APPT event in Seoul?

[KingDan]

First day of grinding. If i had a PC I prolly would have played donkaments (Wed is good day for them.)

Instead I start my FTP grindage. +9600 , all midstakes.

No graphs/ PT/shots but felt very good. Also glad I didn't do anything stupid like trying to make it an even 10k win.

However, my back hurts like a son of a bitch. I need a new chair now.

[AceCR9]

was sitting alone @ a table hoping to get some good HU action. looks like I found some, this was the first(and only) hand:


Full Tilt Poker Game #3407300870: Table Shinnecock Hills - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 3:09:25 ET - 2007/08/30
Seat 2: FoldTOcash ($1,366.50)
Seat 3: bap2086 ($1,000)
FoldTOcash posts the small blind of $5
bap2086 has 5 seconds left to act
bap2086 posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to FoldTOcash [6s As]
FoldTOcash has 15 seconds left to act
FoldTOcash raises to $30
bap2086 raises to $90
FoldTOcash calls $60
*** FLOP *** [6h 6c Kd]
bap2086 bets $145
FoldTOcash calls $145
*** TURN *** [6h 6c Kd] [2d]
bap2086 bets $765, and is all in
FoldTOcash calls $765
bap2086 shows [Qc 2c]
FoldTOcash shows [6s As]
*** RIVER *** [6h 6c Kd 2d] [Kh]
bap2086 shows two pair, Kings and Sixes
FoldTOcash shows a full house, Sixes full of Kings
FoldTOcash wins the pot ($1,999.50) with a full house, Sixes full of Kings
bap2086 stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2,000 | Rake $0.50
Board: [6h 6c Kd 2d Kh]
Seat 2: FoldTOcash (small blind) showed [6s As] and won ($1,999.50) with a full house, Sixes full of Kings
Seat 3: bap2086 (big blind) showed [Qc 2c] and lost with two pair, Kings and Sixes

[Triumph36]

yuck i am losing a prop i made and it feels bad

on another note, nice hand sir!

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Button ($394)
Hero ($402)
BB ($308.75)
UTG ($127.35)
MP ($408.20)

Preflop: Hero is SB with J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $26</font>, BB calls $20.

Flop: ($50) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $46</font>, BB calls $46.

Turn: ($142) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $332 (All-In)</font>, BB calls $238.75 (All-In).

River: ($619.50) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $619.50

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Js Jh (one pair, jacks).
BB has Ah 2h (flush, ace high).
Outcome: BB wins $712.75. </font>

[catcher193]

decide to sit with some clown who has 3.5K on a 2/4 table...

Full Tilt Poker Game #3407337070: Table Echo (heads up) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 3:16:15 ET - 2007/08/30
Seat 1: HUGO_BUSTO ($3,704.50)
Seat 2: Andrew222555 ($902.50)
Andrew222555 posts the small blind of $2
HUGO_BUSTO posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Andrew222555 [Tc Jc]
Andrew222555 raises to $12
HUGO_BUSTO calls $8
*** FLOP *** [9c 2h 5c]
HUGO_BUSTO checks
Andrew222555 bets $22
HUGO_BUSTO raises to $56
Andrew222555 has 15 seconds left to act
Andrew222555 raises to $151
HUGO_BUSTO has 15 seconds left to act
HUGO_BUSTO has requested TIME
HUGO_BUSTO raises to $406
Andrew222555 raises to $890.50, and is all in
HUGO_BUSTO calls $484.50
Andrew222555 shows [Tc Jc]
HUGO_BUSTO shows [Qs 9s]
*** TURN *** [9c 2h 5c] [Qd]
*** RIVER *** [9c 2h 5c Qd] [5d]
Andrew222555 shows a pair of Fives
HUGO_BUSTO shows two pair, Queens and Nines
HUGO_BUSTO wins the pot ($1,804.50) with two pair, Queens and Nines
Andrew222555 is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,805 | Rake $0.50
Board: [9c 2h 5c Qd 5d]
Seat 1: HUGO_BUSTO (big blind) showed [Qs 9s] and won ($1,804.50) with two pair, Queens and Nines
Seat 2: Andrew222555 (small blind) showed [Tc Jc] and lost with a pair of Fives

yawn....

how can you even come close to establishing a winraite for this game, its nuts.

[los_toros]

what is the best way to gouge my eyes out? no blood would be a plus but I really don't care at this point