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[gravycakes]

AND THEN

Full Tilt Poker Game #3617633266: $22,000 Guarantee (27083445), Table 7 - 600/1200 Ante 150 - No Limit Hold'em - 3:09:10 ET - 2007/09/20
Seat 2: RollaMag (30,810)
Seat 4: lasauce19 (26,170)
Seat 5: peandpp (29,815)
Seat 7: Northpark (23,406)
Seat 8: Jaxup1984 (81,917)
Seat 9: LaMachina (31,092)
RollaMag antes 150
lasauce19 antes 150
peandpp antes 150
Northpark antes 150
Jaxup1984 antes 150
LaMachina antes 150
peandpp posts the small blind of 600
Northpark posts the big blind of 1,200
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to lasauce19 [Qd Qs]
Jaxup1984 folds
LaMachina folds
RollaMag folds
lasauce19 raises to 3,600
peandpp raises to 29,665, and is all in
Northpark folds
lasauce19 calls 22,420, and is all in
peandpp shows [Qh Ad]
lasauce19 shows [Qd Qs]
Uncalled bet of 3,645 returned to peandpp
*** FLOP *** [9h 9c 7d]
*** TURN *** [9h 9c 7d] [As]
*** RIVER *** [9h 9c 7d As] [Th]
peandpp shows two pair, Aces and Nines
lasauce19 shows two pair, Queens and Nines
peandpp wins the pot (54,140) with two pair, Aces and Nines
lasauce19 stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 54,140 | Rake 0
Board: [9h 9c 7d As Th]
Seat 2: RollaMag folded before the Flop
Seat 4: lasauce19 (button) showed [Qd Qs] and lost with two pair, Queens and Nines
Seat 5: peandpp (small blind) showed [Qh Ad] and won (54,140) with two pair, Aces and Nines
Seat 7: Northpark (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: Jaxup1984 folded before the Flop
Seat 9: LaMachina folded before the Flop



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[RandALLin]

20 left in the Stars $320

PokerStars Game #12160960777: Tournament #61339792, $300+$20 Hold'em No Limit - Level XVII (1500/3000) - 2007/09/20 - 02:57:27 (ET)
Table '61339792 55' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: RandALLin (119500 in chips)
Seat 2: golds333 (95691 in chips)
Seat 3: Cabbagehead (71334 in chips)
Seat 4: Tîmex (177299 in chips)
Seat 5: PokerSkiBum (106973 in chips)
Seat 6: oldschool043 (70052 in chips)
Seat 8: Stammdogg (220027 in chips)
RandALLin: posts the ante 150
golds333: posts the ante 150
Cabbagehead: posts the ante 150
Tîmex: posts the ante 150
PokerSkiBum: posts the ante 150
oldschool043: posts the ante 150
Stammdogg: posts the ante 150
Stammdogg: posts small blind 1500
RandALLin: posts big blind 3000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RandALLin [Kh Ks]
golds333: folds
Cabbagehead: folds
Tîmex: raises 4825 to 7825
PokerSkiBum: folds
oldschool043: folds
Stammdogg: folds
RandALLin: raises 16625 to 24450
Tîmex: raises 152699 to 177149 and is all-in
RandALLin: calls 94900 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [4h 6h 8d]
*** TURN *** [4h 6h 8d] [Ad]
*** RIVER *** [4h 6h 8d Ad] [Qs]
Stammdogg said, "sick"
Stammdogg said, "gg"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RandALLin: shows [Kh Ks] (a pair of Kings)
Tîmex: shows [Ah Kc] (a pair of Aces)
Tîmex collected 241250 from pot
Tîmex said, "gg"

[scottjf8]

I'm down to basically playing online poker once a month.

Ever wonder why?


Full Tilt Poker Game #3621001577: Table Redondo (6 max) - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:20:15 ET - 2007/09/20
Seat 1: Sjing Sjong ($50)
Seat 2: chipking9 ($20.55)
Seat 3: Damphy ($47.35)
Seat 4: jod1228 ($17.55)
Seat 5: scottjf8 ($13.10)
Seat 6: Hasabigone ($39.90)
Hasabigone posts the small blind of $0.25
Sjing Sjong posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to scottjf8 [Ad As]
chipking9 folds
Damphy raises to $1.75
Hasabigone: i raised the river knowing i had you beat
jod1228 folds
scottjf8 raises to $6
Hasabigone folds
Sjing Sjong folds
Damphy has 15 seconds left to act
chipking9: u reraised me 2 dollars
Damphy raises to $17.50
scottjf8 calls $7.10, and is all in
Damphy shows [Kd Kh]
scottjf8 shows [Ad As]
Uncalled bet of $4.40 returned to Damphy
*** FLOP *** [Qh Jh 4c]
*** TURN *** [Qh Jh 4c] [9h]
*** RIVER *** [Qh Jh 4c 9h] [Th]
Damphy shows a straight flush, King high
scottjf8 shows a pair of Aces
Damphy wins the pot ($25.65) with a straight flush, King high
scottjf8: jesus
scottjf8 is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $26.95 | Rake $1.30
Board: [Qh Jh 4c 9h Th]
Seat 1: Sjing Sjong (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: chipking9 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Damphy showed [Kd Kh] and won ($25.65) with a straight flush, King high
Seat 4: jod1228 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: scottjf8 (button) showed [Ad As] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 6: Hasabigone (small blind) folded before the Flop

[ughaulkghalugh]

so sick 26bb beat in a cash game

[Rocco]

I will not deposit another dime at Riverstars...


PokerStars Game #12171417289: Tournament #61173116, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2007/09/20 - 18:04:34 (ET)
Table '61173116 20' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: PearlJammer (3861 in chips)
Seat 2: Flageolet (56485 in chips)
Seat 3: shaggy01 (10282 in chips)
Seat 4: DJ Thijs (14446 in chips)
Seat 5: Neab (30016 in chips)
Seat 6: Xavante (8205 in chips)
Seat 7: schare (13275 in chips)
Seat 8: mouth262 (16720 in chips)
Seat 9: DBLOCKMTL (46670 in chips)
PearlJammer: posts the ante 25
Flageolet: posts the ante 25
shaggy01: posts the ante 25
DJ Thijs: posts the ante 25
Neab: posts the ante 25
Xavante: posts the ante 25
schare: posts the ante 25
mouth262: posts the ante 25
DBLOCKMTL: posts the ante 25
Xavante: posts small blind 200
schare: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Xavante [Ac Td]
mouth262: folds
DBLOCKMTL: folds
PearlJammer: folds
Flageolet: folds
shaggy01: folds
DJ Thijs: raises 800 to 1200
Neab: folds
Xavante: raises 6980 to 8180 and is all-in
schare: folds
DJ Thijs: calls 6980
*** FLOP *** [8s 5s Th]
*** TURN *** [8s 5s Th] [4c]
*** RIVER *** [8s 5s Th 4c] [4s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Xavante: shows [Ac Td] (two pair, Tens and Fours)
DJ Thijs: shows [9s Ks] (a flush, King high)
Xavante said, "lol"
DJ Thijs collected 16985 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 16985 | Rake 0
Board [8s 5s Th 4c 4s]
Seat 1: PearlJammer folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Flageolet folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: shaggy01 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: DJ Thijs showed [9s Ks] and won (16985) with a flush, King high
Seat 5: Neab (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Xavante (small blind) showed [Ac Td] and lost with two pair, Tens and Fours
Seat 7: schare (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: mouth262 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: DBLOCKMTL folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[MattSuspect]

3 months of this...can't stand it.

PokerStars Game #12171288149: Tournament #61172748, $50+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level XI (500/1000) - 2007/09/20 - 17:57:20 (ET)
Table '61172748 27' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: zazz1981 (56380 in chips)
Seat 2: MattSuspect (12695 in chips)
Seat 3: vikk01 (5604 in chips)
Seat 4: krescht (25204 in chips)
Seat 5: a1015 (29486 in chips)
Seat 6: Steddi (27746 in chips)
Seat 7: TosseM (30965 in chips)
Seat 8: slammedfire (34809 in chips)
Seat 9: LyijyS (84234 in chips)
zazz1981: posts the ante 100
MattSuspect: posts the ante 100
vikk01: posts the ante 100
krescht: posts the ante 100
a1015: posts the ante 100
Steddi: posts the ante 100
TosseM: posts the ante 100
slammedfire: posts the ante 100
LyijyS: posts the ante 100
LyijyS: posts small blind 500
zazz1981: posts big blind 1000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MattSuspect [Ad Ac]
MattSuspect: raises 2000 to 3000
vikk01: folds
krescht: folds
a1015: folds
Steddi: folds
TosseM: folds
slammedfire: folds
LyijyS: calls 2500
zazz1981: calls 2000
*** FLOP *** [3d Kc 6h]
LyijyS: checks
zazz1981: checks
MattSuspect: bets 9595 and is all-in
LyijyS: folds
zazz1981: calls 9595
vikk01 said, "lol knew it"
*** TURN *** [3d Kc 6h] [4d]
*** RIVER *** [3d Kc 6h 4d] [Kd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
zazz1981: shows [Js Ks] (three of a kind, Kings)
MattSuspect: shows [Ad Ac] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
zazz1981 collected 29090 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 29090 | Rake 0
Board [3d Kc 6h 4d Kd]
Seat 1: zazz1981 (big blind) showed [Js Ks] and won (29090) with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 2: MattSuspect showed [Ad Ac] and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 3: vikk01 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: krescht folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: a1015 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Steddi folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: TosseM folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: slammedfire (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: LyijyS (small blind) folded on the Flop

[timex]

Some day I'm going to start hero folding and be the most bullyable poker player of all time.

PokerStars Game #12173928597: Tournament #70002009, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (100/200) - 2007/09/20 - 20:28:15 (ET)
Table '70002009 29' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: skuja (10935 in chips)
Seat 2: Boondy (19745 in chips)
Seat 3: SLOPPYKLOD (8671 in chips)
Seat 4: Chino23 (15058 in chips)
Seat 5: jackhorner2 (17770 in chips)
Seat 6: Tîmex (23420 in chips)
Seat 7: Neutrality (20785 in chips)
Seat 8: kingsanti (23960 in chips)
Seat 9: dpeters17 (4870 in chips)
skuja: posts the ante 20
Boondy: posts the ante 20
SLOPPYKLOD: posts the ante 20
Chino23: posts the ante 20
jackhorner2: posts the ante 20
Tîmex: posts the ante 20
Neutrality: posts the ante 20
kingsanti: posts the ante 20
dpeters17: posts the ante 20
skuja: posts small blind 100
Boondy: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Tîmex [Kc Kd]
SLOPPYKLOD: calls 200
Chino23: folds
jackhorner2: folds
Tîmex: raises 600 to 800
Neutrality: folds
kingsanti: folds
dpeters17: calls 800
skuja: folds
Boondy: folds
SLOPPYKLOD: calls 600
*** FLOP *** [4c 4h 7d]
SLOPPYKLOD: checks
Tîmex: checks
dpeters17: checks
*** TURN *** [4c 4h 7d] [9s]
SLOPPYKLOD: bets 1800
Tîmex: calls 1800
dpeters17: raises 2250 to 4050 and is all-in
SLOPPYKLOD: folds
Tîmex: calls 2250
Tîmex said, "you have AA, but I suck, so I call"
*** RIVER *** [4c 4h 7d 9s] [9d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Tîmex: shows [Kc Kd] (two pair, Kings and Nines)
dpeters17: shows [Ad Ac] (two pair, Aces and Nines)
dpeters17 collected 12780 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 12780 | Rake 0
Board [4c 4h 7d 9s 9d]
Seat 1: skuja (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: Boondy (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: SLOPPYKLOD folded on the Turn
Seat 4: Chino23 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: jackhorner2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Tîmex showed [Kc Kd] and lost with two pair, Kings and Nines
Seat 7: Neutrality folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: kingsanti folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: dpeters17 (button) showed [Ad Ac] and won (12780) with two pair, Aces and Nines

[skeptix]

PokerStars Game #12174157204: Tournament #61173119, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (150/300) - 2007/09/20 - 20:41:08 (ET)
Table '61173119 47' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: tobby1972 (6977 in chips)
Seat 2: rodmaster198 (4015 in chips)
Seat 3: skeptix (17576 in chips)
Seat 4: ARNDOR (23962 in chips)
Seat 5: PrinceTendee (2951 in chips)
Seat 6: WPThero (7185 in chips)
Seat 8: JoeHachem (11154 in chips)
Seat 9: mig.com (6669 in chips)
tobby1972: posts the ante 25
rodmaster198: posts the ante 25
skeptix: posts the ante 25
ARNDOR: posts the ante 25
PrinceTendee: posts the ante 25
WPThero: posts the ante 25
JoeHachem: posts the ante 25
mig.com: posts the ante 25
tobby1972: posts small blind 150
rodmaster198: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to skeptix [8h 8s]
skeptix: raises 499 to 799
ARNDOR: folds
PrinceTendee: folds
WPThero: folds
JoeHachem: raises 701 to 1500
mig.com: folds
tobby1972: folds
rodmaster198: folds
skeptix: calls 701
*** FLOP *** [Js 6c 8d]
skeptix: bets 1799
flaxpond is connected
JoeHachem: raises 3201 to 5000
skeptix: raises 9100 to 14100
JoeHachem: calls 4629 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [Js 6c 8d] [Ah]
*** RIVER *** [Js 6c 8d Ah] [3s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
skeptix: shows [8h 8s] (three of a kind, Eights)
JoeHachem: shows [Ac Ad] (three of a kind, Aces)
JoeHachem collected 22908 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 22908 | Rake 0
Board [Js 6c 8d Ah 3s]
Seat 1: tobby1972 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: rodmaster198 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: skeptix showed [8h 8s] and lost with three of a kind, Eights
Seat 4: ARNDOR folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: PrinceTendee folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: WPThero folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: JoeHachem showed [Ac Ad] and won (22908) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 9: mig.com (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Direct quote after hand... "best hand one"

[tedtodd]

PokerStars Game #12176773087: Tournament #61339793, $150+$12 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (150/300) - 2007/09/20 - 23:03:37 (ET)
Table '61339793 61' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: repoman55 (3752 in chips)
Seat 2: alex10620 (7700 in chips)
Seat 3: darkflush (4137 in chips)
Seat 4: flip123077 (4215 in chips)
Seat 5: PMJackson21 (2725 in chips)
Seat 6: TigerTrish (6294 in chips)
Seat 7: RvrMonkey (3545 in chips)
Seat 8: kelly_belly1 (2262 in chips)
Seat 9: jtizzo222 (2404 in chips)
repoman55: posts the ante 15
alex10620: posts the ante 15
darkflush: posts the ante 15
flip123077: posts the ante 15
PMJackson21: posts the ante 15
TigerTrish: posts the ante 15
RvrMonkey: posts the ante 15
kelly_belly1: posts the ante 15
jtizzo222: posts the ante 15
TigerTrish: posts small blind 150
RvrMonkey: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RvrMonkey [9c 9s]
kelly_belly1: folds
jtizzo222 said, "'m;l"
jtizzo222 said, ",,"
jtizzo222: folds
repoman55: folds
alex10620: folds
darkflush: folds
flip123077: folds
PMJackson21: folds
TigerTrish: raises 600 to 900
RvrMonkey: raises 2630 to 3530 and is all-in
TigerTrish: calls 2630
*** FLOP *** [Ad 8c 6s]
*** TURN *** [Ad 8c 6s] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [Ad 8c 6s 8h] [2s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TigerTrish: shows [8s 8d] (four of a kind, Eights)
RvrMonkey: shows [9c 9s] (two pair, Nines and Eights)
TigerTrish collected 7195 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 7195 | Rake 0
Board [Ad 8c 6s 8h 2s]
Seat 1: repoman55 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: alex10620 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: darkflush folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: flip123077 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: PMJackson21 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: TigerTrish (small blind) showed [8s 8d] and won (7195) with four of a kind, Eights
Seat 7: RvrMonkey (big blind) showed [9c 9s] and lost with two pair, Nines and Eights
Seat 8: kelly_belly1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: jtizzo222 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[Exitonly]

So far this year in online MTT's:

Full Tilt: -$27k
UB: +$29k
Stars: +5k
Live: -$57k


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"luckily" i've been staked for the last -30k?