Cheating on your wife

[lostsoul]

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pics plz k thx.

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NO pics.

[PokerBob]

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This one happened about 4 yrs ago. I was away on buisness and was using on of those phone datelines. It was around 11pm. I was horny as hell and had a long week there all I wanted to do was get my nut and go to sleep. So I was talking to one girl who said she was interested in coming over. I asked what she looked like I never really believe anything I hear on those date lines the girl always lie's about how she looks. At first she wouldn't tell me her weight. I asked her here body type after she just said height hair and eyes. She said average. I said what is average? She said just average. I said not to be rude or sound like a ass but everyone has a different idea what average is. So u mind me asing your weight? She said girls don't tell there weight. I plaed up how I told her my weight and how I like bigger girls and finally she said she hadn't weighed herself in about a year(thats not a good sign) She then said she would tell me her pants size. 10....alright no that doesn't sound to bad. She finally came over after having to talk to her for about a hour about useless [censored].

I opened the door and this girl was about 2 inches shorter and about three times wider. 5'2 185, and that is on the low end. Anyway I think for a sec about slamming the door in her face for lying to me. But say f it and say come on in. she comes in and sits on the bed and starts to watch tv. I sit on the bed with her and she starts to lay on my like she wants to cuddle. After about 10 secs I grab the remote from her and order a porn. She says why did u do that. I said if the TV is going to be it might as well be on something good. after about 5 minutes of watching it and she hasn't said a word I wipe my dick out and start to rub it. She just sits there. So I grab her hand and pull it over. So she starts to work it slowly. Suprisingly she diffently knows what she is doing. After about a minute of this I pull her head over and shove it down to my crotch. She starts to give me a incredible blow job. I mean damn. From the way she was going at it, it was like her being at a all u can eat ice cream buffet. I let her work on it for about 5 minutes. Then take a hand full of hair and pull her up. She tries to kiss me and I lean away. I stand up and tell her to that she ought to dget undressed. She looks at me for a sec and then does. sShe lays back down. I move her around to nail her doggie style and so I can still see the TV. I slide it in her and we start going at it. She pretty much just sits there and doesn't moan or anything. She is realy wet but isn't doing anything just kneeling there not even rocking back and forth. So I figure why not have some fun. I spit on her ass hole and stuck m thumb right in. Then she let out alittle gasp. I smiled. She didn't act like she was against it so I said why not and pulled out and jammed my dick in hard. Then she let out a moan. Then started rocking back and forth. I was like holly [censored] this girl is getting into it now. She was giong ape [censored]. We went like that for a alittle while longer. I told her I want to cum on her face she said no. To do it on her [censored]. So right before I pull out and she turns around, I pull the condom off and take over by hand. When I started to cum I over shot and ended up shooting it up her nose. She got pissed cleaned up, got dressed and left.

I am normally not that big of a [censored] but that night I felt like being one.

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are you trying to tell us that you banged some gal in the ass, while wearing a condom, with only saliva as lubricant? and you expect us to believe that?

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PokerBob, PokerBob...have you taken the time to read this entire thread? This guy, as sick as he sounds/is, seems pretty legit.

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you're missing the point.

[PokerBob]

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I never said it went in easy.

Lubbed condom, spit, and her juices. Believe what u want.

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the lube from a condom is going to be gone at this point, so one of the following must then be true:
a.) she has a huge [censored]
b.) you have a tiny [censored].

[ChexNFX]

He did say she was enormous. Fat women take fat craps, I would assume.

[lostsoul]

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I never said it went in easy.

Lubbed condom, spit, and her juices. Believe what u want.

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the lube from a condom is going to be gone at this point, so one of the following must then be true:
a.) she has a huge [censored]
b.) you have a tiny [censored].

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Likes I said man believe what u want. Think what u want. I am irish so that may clear alittle bit up.

[Kermit]

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my wife is asleep when i come to bed, and asleep when I wake up - what more could a man want?

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wtf? tell that lazy bitch to go the gym or make some eggs or something.

[JMurder3]

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my wife is asleep when i come to bed, and asleep when I wake up - what more could a man want?

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wtf? tell that lazy bitch to go the gym or GET IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME SOME PIE.

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FYP

Cheating on your wife = Beat
Thinking this is summin to brag bout = Beat
Having that small of a **** = Beat

[lostsoul]

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my wife is asleep when i come to bed, and asleep when I wake up - what more could a man want?

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wtf? tell that lazy bitch to go the gym or make some eggs or something.

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nice

[likeyoustoleit]

Well done OP for coming out and sharing your experiences with us and being honest about the calibre of chicks u bang. Some big some small or whatever is going.

Im really enjoying your TR's. I mean it beats IPOT's TR's with high school girls that know nothing about sex. Having Waffles 4 Dinner and lying on tennis courts looking at the stars crap.

On another note you are right about being able to do what the [censored] u like to fat chicks and them doing anything sexually. There just glad to be getting some.

keep up the good work.

[lostsoul]

There was one hogger I was nailing. I pretty much did the samething to her but instead of finishing on her [censored] I shoved it back in her mouth. She wondered why I wouldn't kiss when she left.

Every guy here has nailed fat girls, ugly girls, and oh my god what happened to them girls. I am just one to admit it. Most of them on here aren't.