Never Trust Anyone

[El Diablo]

All,

FWIW, my guess is that Mark is telling the truth about most of the important parts of this thing (Brandi trying to fleece guys, her playing above agreement on his accounts, him not being there while she was playing, etc.). However, I also suspect that Mark did not actually nail Brandi and is understandably trying to save some face after being hustled for so long by this chick tempting him w/ promises of bunghole action. I have no inside info and this is nothing more than a guess, just a hunch based on reading stuff written in this thread. Mark likely doesn't care about verifying it, but if he does care, I'm sure he can provide us with some specific things about Brandi's sexing that could be confirmed by others who have hooked up with her.

[TheMainEvent]

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I'm sure he can provide us with some specific things about Brandi's sexing that could be confirmed by others who have hooked up with her.

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Yes, be as descriptive as possible plz. Leave no room for ambiguity.

[El Diablo]

axel: "they were fake without dubt." If they are fake, that's a really nice job she had done. Props to the surgeon.

big: I think the obvious answer is that she put herself on a budget and is living off the interest on that $43, keeping the principal intact.

[Justin A]

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All,

FWIW, my guess is that Mark is telling the truth about most of the important parts of this thing (Brandi trying to fleece guys, her playing above agreement on his accounts, him not being there while she was playing, etc.). However, I also suspect that Mark did not actually nail Brandi and is understandably trying to save some face after being hustled for so long by this chick tempting him w/ promises of bunghole action. I have no inside info and this is nothing more than a guess, just a hunch based on reading stuff written in this thread. Mark likely doesn't care about verifying it, but if he does care, I'm sure he can provide us with some specific things about Brandi's sexing that could be confirmed by others who have hooked up with her.

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I have inside info and I'm pretty sure they did have sex once.

[Kneel B4 Zod]

this must be the best thread in the history of the internet.

unless your name is Brandi Rose.

[Vasquez]

[kerr]

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I bought "Der Spiegel" (german magazine appx. 1 million copies weekly) today and there is an article about poker called "Nice dress, Brandi" and there the journalist keeps hinting at Brandi being a donk without actually writing it (i.e. "The good thing about poker is that everybody can learn it fast. The danger is, that somebody therefore quickly thinks they master the game").

It can be read online for €3,40:

Link

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or you could read it for free? ran it by babelfish:

Brandi is a Gelegenheitsmodel from Nashville and has recently still Muffins sold with Starbucks.

On the second day of the Festa Brandi Hawbaker gives a television interview to aluminium Lago. It is their first interview at all. It carries a bus animal with tiger skin strips, a beige Caprihose and Stoeckelschuhe. She says: "if I sexy attract myself, set the men more." She saw one year ago a Pokerturnier on the television and began to play in the InterNet. For three months it lives on the Pokern. And it has a run, 260,000 dollar in chips stacks itself before it. "I tremble at the whole body", say her.

Lindgrens Blackberry beeps, a SMS from the Bell agio. Erick reads, schmunzelt, says: "Brandi presented today its chests, the mouse wants to drive the men into the insanity." It has completely properly easily so far, says it, is however too inexperienced, in order to win the tournament. "you, the pressure is too greedy it will up-eat." Later in the Fontana Lounge draengeln itself the spectators around their table. Brandi leads, carries in this evening a lilac-colored silk dress with cutout for 540,000 dollar, it as far as the belly navel, no BH. It pushed 150,000 dollar in the Pott. On the table a king, a lady, ten are appropriate and for three. Brandi turns its maps, it has a As and a king. Two kings thus, it something smiles tormented. Their opponent pushes his maps into the center: a As and a Bube. It has a road. At the Nebentisch someone johlt: "beautiful dress, Brandi. It would be still more beautiful, if it lay before you on the soil." Brandi cramps, but who not actually believes, is already so well settled. One hour later possesses it only 98,000 dollar and plays Harakiri. Before the Dealer puts a map down openly, she sets her entire chips. A player goes along immediately. It has a As and a king, Brandi only a As and boys. Too few. At 16.14 o'clock burst their dream. "I wanted to bluff and forget have that I am a woman", say her. "with women one can always recognize, what they think straight." 20,875 dollar prize money it sags in, nevertheless.

[Karak567]

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Thread summary, with Newhizzle illustrated by Brandi:



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this pic makes me lol no matter what context it's used in, nh.... anyone know what thread is the original 'noooo they stealin my bucket' pic located in

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http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...rue#Post8432484

[fyodor]

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keeping the principal intact.

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This little phrase gave me the biggest laugh in this ginormous thread.

[pokulator]

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All,

FWIW, my guess is that Mark is telling the truth about most of the important parts of this thing (Brandi trying to fleece guys, her playing above agreement on his accounts, him not being there while she was playing, etc.). However, I also suspect that Mark did not actually nail Brandi and is understandably trying to save some face after being hustled for so long by this chick tempting him w/ promises of bunghole action. I have no inside info and this is nothing more than a guess, just a hunch based on reading stuff written in this thread. Mark likely doesn't care about verifying it, but if he does care, I'm sure he can provide us with some specific things about Brandi's sexing that could be confirmed by others who have hooked up with her.

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I have inside info and I'm pretty sure they did have sex once.

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how can you have inside info unless you were there? a pretty sure doesn't really cut it here...

regardless, 30K is a lot for a tug or in the balloon knot