Never Trust Anyone

[JCool]

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I don't know about you people but this has got to be the longest thread where the name ZeeJustin is not even mentioned. Or am I wrong?

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You are wrong unless he was one of the banging chicks from myspace.com

[pokerstudAA]

This thread just keeps on giving......

Don't think this made it in yet. Credit to Full RAke from BBV....

[snakekilla88]

brandi- F the haters, i will be in vegas jan1- jan4th lets meet up. pm me!

[troymclur]

An overlooked Gem:

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Originally Posted by BrandiRose
Completely untrue. Although there was some smeared blood on the wall, it did not spell out anything. I should know, I cleaned it up!! He has an active imagination.

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Translation: "Yes I did cut myself and smear the walls with blood, but I DID NOT write anything with it. I've seen the movies, and i'm just not that kind of girl."

[kerrizor]

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Brandi,

I'll pay you $1000 for sex.

holla if you're interested.


Serious offer.

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Dutch can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.

[PITTM]

i dont know if this has been posted yet, but i saw on NWP brian "the king of the degenerates" micon posted some "facts" he learned from his telephone conversation with brandi:

ok basically she said that:

1) Mark Newhouse cried just about every night about his losses

2) He also whacked off in front of her and she gave him an HJ (no love for the HJ) one time but that's it.

3) He was there the whole time while she shot off @ high limit NL cash game internet poker and he was telling her what to do the whole time so it's not like she lost the money

4) He never humped her

5) The capt. Tom story is 100% true.

6) She definitely cut herself in the bathtub, but sure as hell didn't write "I will fly one day" on the wall. She said smears of blood at best. She did admit to cutting herself for sure... just no words on wall

I told her to get a lawyer if her story is true, and encouraged her to get some help for the cuuuuuuttttttttttiiiiiiiingggggggggggg.

GG I'm going to walk my lazy bitch dog and pass out.

rj

[rokstedy]

This one stood out to me the most...

POKERSTARS GAME #7396709777: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($10/$20) - 2006/12/11 - 11:40:37 (ET)
Table 'Aegina II' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: LittleZen ($2715 in chips)
Seat 2: twin-caracas ($3976.50 in chips)
Seat 3: Keesbussum ($4720 in chips)
Seat 5: Shifty1768 ($7270.50 in chips)
Seat 6: newhizzle ($1205.50 in chips)
LittleZen: posts small blind $10
twin-caracas: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to newhizzle [5d 7d]
Keesbussum: folds
Shifty1768: folds
newhizzle: calls $20
LittleZen: folds
twin-caracas: checks
*** FLOP *** [As Ad Ac]
twin-caracas: checks
newhizzle: checks
*** TURN *** [As Ad Ac] [6d]
twin-caracas: checks
newhizzle: checks
*** RIVER *** [As Ad Ac 6d] [4d]
twin-caracas: bets $60
newhizzle: raises $60 to $120
twin-caracas: raises $360 to $480
newhizzle: calls $360
*** SHOW DOWN ***
twin-caracas: shows [3d Ah] (four of a kind, Aces)
newhizzle: mucks hand
twin-caracas collected $1008 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1010 | Rake $2
Board [As Ad Ac 6d 4d]
Seat 1: LittleZen (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: twin-caracas (big blind) showed [3d Ah] and won ($1008) with four of a kind, Aces
Seat 3: Keesbussum folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Shifty1768 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: newhizzle (button) mucked [5d 7d]

I just can't see under any circumstances how even a low limit grinder could play a hand like this. It's horrendous. I mean, I'm reading this correctly, right? She called a huge over raise on the river with 7 high?

[El Diablo]

shaniac: Sorry, I forgot busto tourney guys always have at least a case hundo!

Cornell: In the spirit of the bet, you clearly need to pay the guy $100. Go look back at your initial posts re: the bet. Pay the man, it's the right thing to do.

All: FWIW, you have two pissed off people in Mark and Brandi here. While it sure seems that Mark's version is far closer to the truth, I'm sure there's some exaggeration on both sides. For example, Mark did admit in his followup post that there was some truth to Brandi's claim of him crying. People were mocking Brandi about saying that earlier. What I'm getting at is, while I think it's clear Mark wasn't playing those hands, UNTIL WE HAVE PICTURES OR BETTER DESCRIPTIONS, WE STILL DON'T KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT BANGING!!!

Brandi: As I requested earlier, if what you've said about Mark is true, in all those nights in bed not banging you should have some juicy info about some of his friends. If you're telling the truth, give up a couple of pieces of juicy backstabbing info that you could only know if Mark is indeed the two-faced jerk you make him out to be.

[stabn]

welcome to 6 pages ago rj, thx for grunching.

[PITTM]

stabn,

its been a crazy day at work and ive been being productive. which was obv a bad idea with how fast this thread has been going [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

rj