**Official uNL microbrew thread:April**

[netstorm]

When I run good, I run gooooood
villain was a pretty okay player. 28/17/x over 100 hands or so.

afterwards he said: "I thought I could move you off your hand"

Yeah right... havent you heard that the 6th bet is always Aces? goddamn...

Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

<u>teh nuts (SB): $50.45</u>
BB: $50
<u>Hero (UTG): $55.21</u>
CO: $42.21
BTN: $27.92

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (5 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $2</font>, 2 folds, <font color="red">teh nuts raises to $5</font>, BB calls $4.50, <font color="red">Hero raises to $17.50</font>, <font color="red">teh nuts raises to $30</font>, BB folds, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $55.21</font>, teh nuts calls all-in for $20.45
Uncalled bet of $4.76 returned to Hero

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($105.90) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($105.90) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

<font color="black">River:</font> ($105.90) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $105.90 ($2 Rake)

teh nuts had 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (four of a kind, Nines) and WON (+$53.45)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a full house, Aces full of Nines) and LOST (-$50.45)

[PJo336]

OMG SUICIDE WATCH?

[bozzer]

Bit late, but Danpil was the biggest winner in my 10nl db over a couple hundred hands. I always used to see him with a big stack. He should be no problem to any thinking 2p2 player, but his game is made for the level. I don't think he's a bot: he's obv an Eastern European/Russian.

EDIT: on a related topic can someone link me to, or suggest search terms to help me find the Stars regs thread? ty

[fees]

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So uh, I havent played any poker in nearly a month, nor really thought about it. Feels great.

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nit

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QFT

[tehDiceman]

berate me. villian had crosshairs from everyone on the table and his play was terrible. i figured him for a low PP or some suited connectors. i hit my K and perked up, then he turned over the A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] i always try to make moves at the wrong time. frustration.

i also despise loose agressive/passives. there was one sitting at the same table with me during this hand and built his stack to over 1000BB but i could never get a hand against him, when i did, he'd flop bottom two or something and push every river while my AK was unimproved. he is buddylisted though. i even left the table and resat down to gain position on him. he seemed to slow down a little after that. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.02 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

CO ($2.80)
Button ($4.90)
SB ($11.52)
BB ($2.28)
UTG ($14.74)
Hero ($5.14)

Preflop: Hero is MP with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $0.1</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to $0.18</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $0.52</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to $2.78</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $5.46</font>, CO calls $0.02 (All-In).

Flop: ($8.29) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Turn: ($8.29) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($8.29) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $8.29

Results below:
Hero has Qc Kd (one pair, kings).
CO has Ah Qd (flush, ace high).
Outcome: CO wins $5.63. Hero wins $2.66.

[fees]

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berate me. villian had crosshairs from everyone on the table and his play was terrible. i figured him for a low PP or some suited connectors. i hit my K and perked up, then he turned over the A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] i always try to make moves at the wrong time. frustration.

i also despise loose agressive/passives. there was one sitting at the same table with me during this hand and built his stack to over 1000BB but i could never get a hand against him, when i did, he'd flop bottom two or something and push every river while my AK was unimproved. he is buddylisted though. i even left the table and resat down to gain position on him. he seemed to slow down a little after that. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.02 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

CO ($2.80)
Button ($4.90)
SB ($11.52)
BB ($2.28)
UTG ($14.74)
Hero ($5.14)

Preflop: Hero is MP with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $0.1</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to $0.18</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $0.52</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to $2.78</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $5.46</font>, CO calls $0.02 (All-In).

Flop: ($8.29) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Turn: ($8.29) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($8.29) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $8.29

Results below:
Hero has Qc Kd (one pair, kings).
CO has Ah Qd (flush, ace high).
Outcome: CO wins $5.63. Hero wins $2.66.

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POKERSTARS GAME #7469740355: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2006/12/16 - 15:19:51 (ET)
Table 'Peneleos' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 4: Dalmations ($597 in chips)
Seat 5: Lukieplaya ($4614 in chips)
Seat 6: gambler2k4 ($995 in chips)
Lukieplaya: posts small blind $5
gambler2k4: posts big blind $10
__2cb__: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [4d As]
Dalmations: folds
Lukieplaya: raises $30 to $40
gambler2k4: raises $100 to $140
Longhorne joins the table at seat #2
Lukieplaya: raises $4474 to $4614 and is all-in
gambler2k4: calls $855 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [8h 2d 3h]
*** TURN *** [8h 2d 3h] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [8h 2d 3h 6d] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Lukieplaya: shows [4d As] (a pair of Deuces)
gambler2k4: mucks hand
Lukieplaya collected $1989 from pot

[PJo336]

dont start that [censored] here

[netstorm]

ROFL fees. even here, this HH cracks me off.

You also caught me off guard this time lol

[barryc83]

"i always try to make moves at the wrong time"

Seriously, I'm not trying to bash you or whatever, but there is absolutely no reason to make moves at 2nl. Honestly, I've never even played 2nl, but you should just bet your strong hands hard, never bluff, thats right never. This play is just tilt/spew.

[Sean Fraley]

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I dont have a gf, therefore POKERPOKERPOKERPOKER

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Me neither, but I do have a guitar.

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Amen, Brother. The great thing about being a guitarist is that you don't need a girlfriend for sex. You just need a gig with hot girls in attendance.