** Official September Chat Thread: The Grey Swan **

[chicken10der]

after all the outrageousness, i still amazingly booked a W, though it would've been +1k easily if i ran anywhere close to normal



the ending comeback came mostly thanks to this guy, one of the biggest donks i ever came across:

first, for his 130bb stack:
Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 8 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

Hero (SB): $636.25
BB: $32.10
UTG: $306.20
UTG+1: $264.15
MP1: $198.00
MP2: $140.05
CO: $252.40
BTN: $444.75

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (8 Players)
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls $2.00, 4 folds, Hero calls $1.00, BB checks

Flop: ($6) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $5.00</font>, BB folds, <font color="red">UTG+1 raises to $10.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $36.00</font>, UTG+1 calls $26.00

Turn: ($78) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $78.00</font>, UTG+1 calls $78.00

River: ($234) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $234.00</font>, UTG+1 calls all-in for $148.15
Uncalled bet of $85.85 returned to Hero

Pot Size: $530.30 ($3 Rake)

UTG+1 had 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Queens) and LOST (-$264.15)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a flush, Ace high) and WON (+$263.15)

after that i was like "ok, i'm getting close to even, if i can hit that, i'll stop for the night". and here he is UTG a little bit later, almost [censored] myself when i hit a set because i knew i was getting paid and could finally call it a night (both because i was finally up and he was finally done)

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 8 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $85.35
BB: $250.20
UTG: $201.70
UTG+1: $208.30
MP1: $141.75
MP2: $242.15
CO: $417.75
Hero (BTN): $956.90

Preflop: Hero is dealt 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (8 Players)
UTG calls $2.00, UTG+1 folds, <font color="red">MP1 raises to $10.00</font>, 2 folds, Hero calls $10.00, 2 folds, UTG calls $8.00

Flop: ($33) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
UTG checks, <font color="red">MP1 bets $19.00</font>, Hero calls $19.00, <font color="red">UTG raises to $38.00</font>, <font color="red">MP1 raises all-in to $131.75</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $946.90</font>, UTG calls all-in for $153.70
Uncalled bet of $755.20 returned to Hero
Uncalled bet of $0.00 returned to UTG

Turn: ($548.15) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players - 3 All-In)

River: ($548.15) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players - 3 All-In)

Pot Size: $548.15 ($3 Rake)

MP1 had K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Kings) and LOST (-$141.75)
UTG had A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Eights) and LOST (-$201.70)
Hero had 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Twos) and WON (+$343.45)

that gave me a $1300 stack on one table, and i still only ended up 230. that's how gross it all was. still ended up a loser with AA over 30x

[mlane]

Wow, lucky you sucks dick. IMO if you are going to make a poker movie then make it a [censored] poker movie. I lol so hard when its like I'm a total pro because i've hocked my camera and wedding ring so i can have some money, but man i'm a total pro because i can win a billionty dollars, but then lose it all at nosebleed stakes because thats what pros do. o and there is an awful contrived [censored] love story and lots of MIN-raising on the river and the villains of the main character folding to them when the pot is laying them 1000000000000000000000000000000-1 odds. all in all i give this movie a fork in my balls thumbs down. Can't wait to see that POS "All In" movie.

Woke up for pstars freerolls though woo woooooo woooooooooo. first time i have played them since making supernova a month ago.

[blunty31]

Pumuckel opened up his game, hes now raising to 6$ with 3 limpers in the pot.

[blunty31]

This is the funniest thing I think Pumuckel is on tilt, hes raising to 6$ on every table almost every other hand

[zyrrth]

how can anybody grind sngs, they're the worst thing ever.

[coordi]

I smell like strippers and cigs. I love it.

[zyrrth]

roulette owns me, never bet on black

[pattay]

i did coke for the first time last night. im strugglin more than like any other morniing. normal?

[Renton]

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mmmitspurple [Qc Qs]
garymillsuk: calls $4
Supertimo: checks
mmmitspurple: raises $20 to $24
craig41760: folds
belzebu: folds
garymillsuk: folds
Supertimo: raises $366.45 to $390.45 and is all-in
mmmitspurple: calls $366.45
*** FLOP *** [7d Jd Tc]
*** TURN *** [7d Jd Tc] [Jh]
*** RIVER *** [7d Jd Tc Jh] [2d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Supertimo: shows [Qh Td] (two pair, Jacks and Tens)
mmmitspurple: shows [Qc Qs] (two pair, Queens and Jacks)
mmmitspurple collected $788.90 from pot

geegee

[jetsetboy]

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Scullyshot guess what I really dont care what your thoughts are on hand we are playing so just keep it to yourself cause no one else cares either. I dont care if you call me a "bad nit" (wtf I have similar stats to you anyway moron) but quit acting like your god cause your not. You play against of morons with half a brain so quit waving your e-peen cause no one cares how good you think you are.

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When in the [censored] have I said any of this?

People commented on it, I did too. If you're sensitive about it don't talk about it.

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what do you mean people comment on it you're the one calling me the bad nit. I never say anything in the chat so I dunno what your talking about


POKERSTARS GAME #12192214360: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($2/$4) - 2007/09/21 - 19:44:59 (ET)
Table 'Libussa IV' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: ScullysHot51 ($433.10 in chips)
Seat 2: CapAJSJAG ($101.70 in chips)
Seat 3: rdegs21 ($382 in chips)
Seat 4: aw_bust ($137.90 in chips)
Seat 5: jmoney10587 ($406.55 in chips)
Seat 6: capaneo ($467.10 in chips)
Seat 7: kimosan ($632.30 in chips)
Seat 8: fumbo420 ($384.10 in chips)
Seat 9: fliesi1984 ($243.50 in chips)
jmoney10587: posts small blind $2
capaneo: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jmoney10587 [Ac Kd]
kimosan: folds
fumbo420: folds
fliesi1984: calls $4
ScullysHot51: raises $16 to $20
CapAJSJAG: folds
rdegs21: folds
aw_bust: folds
jmoney10587: raises $44 to $64
capaneo: folds
fliesi1984: folds
ScullysHot51: calls $44
*** FLOP *** [6h Tc 2c]
jmoney10587: bets $80
ScullysHot51: calls $80
*** TURN *** [6h Tc 2c] [5c]
jmoney10587: bets $196
ScullysHot51 said, "see here is the thing"
ScullysHot51 said, "i know your a bad nit"
ScullysHot51 said, "probably only have aa"
ScullysHot51 said, "kk"
ScullysHot51 said, "i doubt u can bluff this"
ScullysHot51 said, "but i have club"
ScullysHot51 said, "and feel like gamlbing"
ScullysHot51: raises $93.10 to $289.10 and is all-in
jmoney10587: calls $66.55 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [6h Tc 2c 5c] [4d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jmoney10587: shows [Ac Kd] (high card Ace)
ScullysHot51: shows [Qh Qc] (a pair of Queens)
ScullysHot51 collected $818.10 from pot

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Please let me be a bad nit !