STTF [censored] thread. November (NSFW)

[JSH06]

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That'll teach you to play more than 3 tables at a time!

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Who cares about hourly rate? its all about roi. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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I hope you're kidding.

[SlackerMcFly]

7 is the magic number.

Apparently if you lose 7 consecutive coin-flips with the best hand p/f, Stars will award you Silver Star status......WTF?

Lol @ orgasmaposts

[Vasquez]

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That'll teach you to play more than 3 tables at a time!

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Who cares about hourly rate? its all about roi. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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I hope you're kidding.

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sarcasm obv :P

[BHokie1]

Viva Vida...
I want this dork's job.

Rub it in

[sippin_criss]

^
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[K䲰䮥n]

Why is he a dork?

[Velocity]

Goggles is a MTT beast. 1/6 for EPT MonteCarlo seat, 3 given away. GOGOGO!

[Eagles]

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Goggles is the only person who runs better than me 1/6 for EPT MonteCarlo seat, 3 given away. GOGOGO!

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FYP

[ALReturnsLOL]

hold me



Hold'em No Limit - Level XII (800/1600) - 2006/11/25 - 18:39:00 (ET)
Table '34620607 8' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: luckygirl811 (36590 in chips)
Seat 2: SNAPPYTARA (64489 in chips)
Seat 3: MrNyNe (34771 in chips)
Seat 4: TENS (130836 in chips)
Seat 5: kiching (34556 in chips)
Seat 6: BRYAN1972 (61912 in chips)
Seat 8: WillyDope (55628 in chips)
Seat 9: AlReturnsLOL (53115 in chips)
luckygirl811: posts the ante 75
SNAPPYTARA: posts the ante 75
MrNyNe: posts the ante 75
TENS: posts the ante 75
kiching: posts the ante 75
BRYAN1972: posts the ante 75
WillyDope: posts the ante 75
AlReturnsLOL: posts the ante 75
AlReturnsLOL: posts small blind 800
luckygirl811: posts big blind 1600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to AlReturnsLOL [Jc Js]
SNAPPYTARA: folds
MrNyNe: folds
TENS: raises 4800 to 6400
kiching: folds
BRYAN1972: folds
WillyDope: folds
AlReturnsLOL: calls 5600
luckygirl811: folds
*** FLOP *** [Ks 9d Jd]
AlReturnsLOL: checks
TENS: checks
*** TURN *** [Ks 9d Jd] [6c]
AlReturnsLOL: bets 11200
TENS: raises 17600 to 28800
AlReturnsLOL: raises 17840 to 46640 and is all-in
TENS: calls 17840
*** RIVER *** [Ks 9d Jd 6c] [9c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
AlReturnsLOL: shows [Jc Js] (a full house, Jacks full of Nines)
TENS: shows [9s 9h] (four of a kind, Nines)
TENS collected 108280 from pot
==PAV== is connected
TENS said, "gg"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 108280 | Rake 0
Board [Ks 9d Jd 6c 9c]
Seat 1: luckygirl811 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: SNAPPYTARA folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: MrNyNe folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: TENS showed [9s 9h] and won (108280) with four of a kind, Nines
Seat 5: kiching folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: BRYAN1972 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: WillyDope (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: AlReturnsLOL (small blind) showed [Jc Js] and lost with a full house, Jacks full of Nines

[cakewalk]

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hold me



Hold'em No Limit - Level XII (800/1600) - 2006/11/25 - 18:39:00 (ET)
Table '34620607 8' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: luckygirl811 (36590 in chips)
Seat 2: SNAPPYTARA (64489 in chips)
Seat 3: MrNyNe (34771 in chips)
Seat 4: TENS (130836 in chips)
Seat 5: kiching (34556 in chips)
Seat 6: BRYAN1972 (61912 in chips)
Seat 8: WillyDope (55628 in chips)
Seat 9: AlReturnsLOL (53115 in chips)
luckygirl811: posts the ante 75
SNAPPYTARA: posts the ante 75
MrNyNe: posts the ante 75
TENS: posts the ante 75
kiching: posts the ante 75
BRYAN1972: posts the ante 75
WillyDope: posts the ante 75
AlReturnsLOL: posts the ante 75
AlReturnsLOL: posts small blind 800
luckygirl811: posts big blind 1600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to AlReturnsLOL [Jc Js]
SNAPPYTARA: folds
MrNyNe: folds
TENS: raises 4800 to 6400
kiching: folds
BRYAN1972: folds
WillyDope: folds
AlReturnsLOL: calls 5600
luckygirl811: folds
*** FLOP *** [Ks 9d Jd]
AlReturnsLOL: checks
TENS: checks
*** TURN *** [Ks 9d Jd] [6c]
AlReturnsLOL: bets 11200
TENS: raises 17600 to 28800
AlReturnsLOL: raises 17840 to 46640 and is all-in
TENS: calls 17840
*** RIVER *** [Ks 9d Jd 6c] [9c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
AlReturnsLOL: shows [Jc Js] (a full house, Jacks full of Nines)
TENS: shows [9s 9h] (four of a kind, Nines)
TENS collected 108280 from pot
==PAV== is connected
TENS said, "gg"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 108280 | Rake 0
Board [Ks 9d Jd 6c 9c]
Seat 1: luckygirl811 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: SNAPPYTARA folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: MrNyNe folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: TENS showed [9s 9h] and won (108280) with four of a kind, Nines
Seat 5: kiching folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: BRYAN1972 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: WillyDope (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: AlReturnsLOL (small blind) showed [Jc Js] and lost with a full house, Jacks full of Nines

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boats full! he quadded up !