*** Official October Chat Thread: The Purple Goose ***

[Mr_Donktastic]

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if i could always run like this...!

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go blow it on fruity cocktails

[Mike Kelley]

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i tried to change my oil today and the drain nut won't budge

wtf do i do now

(yes i change my own oil. no i'm not busto)

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Righty tighty lefty loosey [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[seki]

Ask your beefy boyfriend to loosen it? ;-)

[CalledDownLight]

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[x] we have T high

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 4 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $227.05
BB: $339.00
Hero (UTG): $398.00
BTN: $74.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $16.00</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises all-in to $74.00</font>, SB folds, BB calls $70.00, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $398.00</font>, BB calls all-in for $265.00
Uncalled bet of $59.00 returned to Hero

Flop: ($754) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players - 3 All-In)

Turn: ($754) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players - 3 All-In)

River: ($754) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players - 3 All-In)

Pot Size: $754.00 ($2 Rake)

BB had 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Nines) and WON (+$413.00)
BTN had K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] and LOST (-$74.00)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] and LOST (-$339.00)

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nh grim

[Mr_Donktastic]

idk why i thought i'd get any helpful responses.

oh yeah...its cuz i'm an idiot.

[Hklm8383]

i have a shirt from your website btw donkey &lt;3&lt;3

[Mr_Donktastic]

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i have a shirt from your website btw donkey &lt;3&lt;3

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sweet. i saw someone ordered from canada.

how about some pics of steez 4 sheez mackin honeys at da club in hu4rollz gear?

[Mike Kelley]

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idk why i thought i'd get any helpful responses.

oh yeah...its cuz i'm an idiot.

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If you are using a crescent wrench, stop.

Get a ratchet and the correct size socket.

[Hklm8383]

lol sure next time im going out im wearing it &lt;3&lt;3

[betgo]

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (8 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Button ($197)
SB ($251.40)
BB ($30.70)
UTG ($62.30)
UTG+1 ($276.65)
MP1 ($274.80)
MP2 ($198.05)
Hero ($255.10)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $6</font>, Button calls $6, SB calls $5, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>.

Flop: ($20) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets $2</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $14</font>, Button folds, SB calls $12.

Turn: ($48) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, Hero checks.

River: ($48) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $26</font>, SB folds.

Final Pot: $74

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has 9h 7h (one pair, nines).
Outcome: Hero wins $74. </font>

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (9 handed) internettexasholdem.com

SB ($198)
BB ($213)
UTG ($99.25)
UTG+1 ($100)
MP1 ($204.20)
Hero ($347.30)
MP3 ($119)
CO ($215.35)
Button ($245.65)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. UTG+1 posts a blind of $2.
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG+1 (poster) checks, MP1 calls $2, Hero calls $2, MP3 calls $2, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to $14</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, UTG+1 folds, MP1 folds, Hero calls $12, MP3 calls $12.

Flop: ($49) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, MP3 checks, CO checks.

Turn: ($49) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP3 bets $24</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to $50</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $100</font>, MP3 folds, CO calls $50.

River: ($273) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $233.3 (All-In)</font>, CO calls $101.35 (All-In).

Final Pot: $607.65

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has 5s 4s (straight, seven high).
CO has 7c 7h (three of a kind, sevens).
Outcome: Hero wins $607.65. </font>