Random Turnoffs

[Vehn]

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To whoever said short hair: Completely agree. And bangs! OMG, I cannot stand them. I guess add eye shadow to the list as well.

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Oh wow, you should totally take bangs off your list of peeves; if you knew what those girls looked like without bangs, you'd probably be pretty scared...bangs serve to make a big forehead look smaller. there are girls who my friends and i PRAY will get bangs because they have such hideously huge foreheads.

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I have a friend who lists 'big, sexy foreheads' among his biggest turn-ons. What if these girls are just trying to stay in demand in the niche market?

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does he have alizé posters everywhere?

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Random unrelated turnON: clever answer in the 'religious views ' slot on facebook

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Please give an example of this. I don't think I have ever seen one.

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I know of a girl who has "Your Jesus fish won't save you from a car crash" I think that is what he was looking for.

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That isn't clever at all [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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It has just enough "screw you" in it. I find it passable.

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Random unrelated turnON: clever answer in the 'religious views ' slot on facebook

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Please give an example of this. I don't think I have ever seen one.

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I know of a girl who has "Your Jesus fish won't save you from a car crash" I think that is what he was looking for.

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That isn't clever at all [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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It has just enough "screw you" in it. I find it passable.

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It would be clever if people actually thought the fish saved you from car crashes, but since no one does, its not.


whats more clever is this bumper sticker I just made up:

atheists, worst gamblers eva

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It's written in pidgin. Do you plan to market it in Hawaii?

[tpir]

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Random unrelated turnON: clever answer in the 'religious views ' slot on facebook

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Please give an example of this. I don't think I have ever seen one.

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I know of a girl who has "Your Jesus fish won't save you from a car crash" I think that is what he was looking for.

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That isn't clever at all [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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Update:

I was informed this week that Anacardo's vast wealth of knowledge covers: other people's opinions, highbrow vs. lowbrow distinctions and cleverness measurements. Just FYI.

[tpir]

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What about belly button?

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v.hot imo unless it's like door-knocker size because the girl is enormous.

[Duke]

I had to Google what a "toe thumb" was, and wow. It's hard to believe that those are human beings with those things on the sides of their palms. That looks like some half-assed reconstructive surgery.

EDIT: Like, what the hell? Breeding with one of them is asking to have a dwarf as a kid.

[Pudge714]

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Random unrelated turnON: clever answer in the 'religious views ' slot on facebook

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Please give an example of this. I don't think I have ever seen one.

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I know of a girl who has "Your Jesus fish won't save you from a car crash" I think that is what he was looking for.

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That isn't clever at all [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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QFT
Atheism != Clever.

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I think something that simple actually went over your head.

[Big Poppa Smurf]

So I don't know why we're talking about toe-thumbs, but I would have one ugly ass toe-thumb, anyone else with me on this one?