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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
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[ QUOTE ] don't have much time, but here's a good one. Let's have a caption contest. $5 to the winner of my choosing, entries before 5 p.m. PST tomorrow. [/ QUOTE ] WOOKIE: This is great OZI I think I've finally banned all the straight dudes and we have the forum to ourselves. [/ QUOTE ] |
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
Which mod just nuked the spam thread? Sushi had an awesome joke and I was in the midst of posting an even better one.
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#223
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
Me. I'm not leaving that crap around.
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
Left : I gotta run to the dojo to meet up w/ sensei Wookie. We are gonna go over "forward thrusts" and roundhouse kicks before he bans me.
Right : ORLY? I picked him up last night at the dance hall wearing this sexy outfit. I just finished him off again and forced him to make us coffee. He's in he kitchen right now doing the damn dishes. Left : No wai! BTW, have you seen Tyler or Shadow? I heard a bunch of screaming last night. |
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
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[/ QUOTE ] Left: I hate doin' this crap, I'm better than this. Right: Me too, I hope that pilot I got works out. Left: Pilot? Right: It's call Quantum Jump or some bull sh!@ like that. I just hope to do a few episodes before it gets canceled. Left: What's it about? Right: Scientist invents time machine, goes back in time, gets stuck there. Left: You're right that will never work. [x] original [ ] funny |
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
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Left: I hate doin' this crap, I'm better than this. Right: Me too, I hope that pilot I got works out. Left: Pilot? Right: It's call Quantum Jump or some bull sh!@ like that. I just hope to do a few episodes before it gets canceled. Left: What's it about? Right: Scientist invents time machine, goes back in time, gets stuck there. Left: You're right that will never work. [x] original [ ] funny [/ QUOTE ] vn |
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
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"Two Tools in Terry Towling" [/ QUOTE ] +1 |
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
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don't have much time, but here's a good one. Let's have a caption contest. $5 to the winner of my choosing, entries before 5 p.m. PST tomorrow. [/ QUOTE ] Right: Dude, I mean WTF? Left: You know I like getting slapped around at work, so shut up and SIIMB. Right: Why do you think I brought the coffee and no pants? Or Left: Check out the new belt Bob! Right: You know you have to have a black belt before you can felate me. Left: Aww, come on! Right: Coffee? |
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
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[ QUOTE ] Toad style is immensely strong, and immune to nearly any weapon ... Right: Rah, I'mma give it to ya. Left: With no trivia. Chorus: We like cocain str8 from Bolivia |
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
this one was pretty good
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