*****October LC Thread: LIMCASH is the new NLCASH*****

[Insane_Steve]

This is what I did in my business writing class. Do not question the numbers, they are probably somewhat wrong.

[abcjnich]

Wow, thats really hilarious. Esp the flag of italy reference and hellmuth quote.

...In fact the entire thing is just really really funny.

[daveT]

I'm getting my rhythm back baby, yeah!!!!!

Poker Stars, $5 + $0.25 NL Hold'em Tournament, 25/50 Blinds, 2 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

BB: 1,285
Hero (SB): 1,715

Pre-Flop: (75) 3 2 dealt to Hero (SB)
<font color="red">Hero raises to 150</font>, BB calls 100

Flop: (300) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets 200</font>, BB calls 200

Turn: (700) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, Hero checks

River: (700) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets 100</font>, Hero calls 100

Results: 900 Pot
BB showed 5 Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (high card Ace) and LOST (-450 NET)
Hero showed 3 2 (a pair of Threes) and WON 900 (+450 NET)

Sorry, I forgot to write SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW ROOOOLLLLLLL in the chat-box. Expert status not obtained yet.

[bbbushu]

that hand is a nightmare?

[dboy23]

beautiful imo.

[HokieGreg]

[ QUOTE ]
I'm getting my rhythm back baby, yeah!!!!!

Poker Stars, $5 + $0.25 NL Hold'em Tournament, 25/50 Blinds, 2 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

BB: 1,285
Hero (SB): 1,715

Pre-Flop: (75) 3 2 dealt to Hero (SB)
<font color="red">Hero raises to 150</font>, BB calls 100

Flop: (300) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets 200</font>, BB calls 200

Turn: (700) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, Hero checks

River: (700) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets 100</font>, Hero calls 100

Results: 900 Pot
BB showed 5 Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (high card Ace) and LOST (-450 NET)
Hero showed 3 2 (a pair of Threes) and WON 900 (+450 NET)

Sorry, I forgot to write SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW ROOOOLLLLLLL in the chat-box. Expert status not obtained yet.

[/ QUOTE ]

Everything about this hand is totally unnecessary at the 5 dollar level.

[cwar]

[ QUOTE ]
that hand is a nightmare?

[/ QUOTE ]
Preflop is terrible clearly.

[daveT]

Yes, I suck at PF. I'm fortunate that no one exposes it. And I can't wait 'til I get to where this sort of play is considered "necessary."

And dang-it cwar, you expose me so much. Thank you.

[Indiana]

[ QUOTE ]
And dang-it cwar, you expose me so much.

[/ QUOTE ]

LOL and that's why i pay him the big bucks! hell, he exposes me every day to the point that im am gradually becoming a beast moving up in high stakes games because we're constantly plugging my leaks together.

THANK U CWAR!!! U MY HOMIIIIEEEZZZZZZ

[ChicagoRy]

This is what it takes for me to win games these days.

110 buyin btw, guy stationed himself up until this point...

Seat 1: d0wntheriver (415 in chips)
Seat 2: RyPac13 (2585 in chips)
RyPac13: posts small blind 25
d0wntheriver: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RyPac13 [9d Ah]
RyPac13: raises 2535 to 2585 and is all-in
d0wntheriver: calls 365 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Qs 2h Jh]
*** TURN *** [Qs 2h Jh] [Kc]
*** RIVER *** [Qs 2h Jh Kc] [Ks]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
d0wntheriver: shows [Qh Kh] (a full house, Kings full of Queens)
RyPac13: shows [9d Ah] (a pair of Kings)
d0wntheriver collected 830 from pot

Seat 1: d0wntheriver (830 in chips)
Seat 2: RyPac13 (2170 in chips)
d0wntheriver: posts small blind 25
RyPac13: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RyPac13 [Js Kd]
d0wntheriver: calls 25
RyPac13: raises 250 to 300
d0wntheriver: calls 250
*** FLOP *** [5d Ts 8s]
RyPac13: bets 1870 and is all-in
d0wntheriver: calls 530 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [5d Ts 8s] [8d]
*** RIVER *** [5d Ts 8s 8d] [3d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RyPac13: shows [Js Kd] (a pair of Eights)
d0wntheriver: shows [6h 8h] (three of a kind, Eights)

Seat 1: d0wntheriver (1610 in chips)
Seat 2: RyPac13 (1390 in chips)
d0wntheriver: posts small blind 25
RyPac13: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RyPac13 [4h Qh]
d0wntheriver: calls 25
RyPac13: checks
*** FLOP *** [5h Js Qs]
RyPac13: bets 70
d0wntheriver: calls 70
*** TURN *** [5h Js Qs] [4d]
RyPac13: checks
d0wntheriver: bets 150
RyPac13: raises 400 to 550
d0wntheriver: calls 400
*** RIVER *** [5h Js Qs 4d] [Ks]
RyPac13: checks
d0wntheriver: bets 700
RyPac13: calls 700
*** SHOW DOWN ***
d0wntheriver: shows [Kh 9c] (a pair of Kings)
RyPac13: shows [4h Qh] (two pair, Queens and Fours)

Seat 1: d0wntheriver (240 in chips)
Seat 2: RyPac13 (2760 in chips)
RyPac13: posts small blind 25
d0wntheriver: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RyPac13 [9s Qh]
RyPac13: raises 2710 to 2760 and is all-in
d0wntheriver: calls 190 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [7h 7s Ks]
*** TURN *** [7h 7s Ks] [Js]
*** RIVER *** [7h 7s Ks Js] [3c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
d0wntheriver: shows [Ts Kh] (two pair, Kings and Sevens)
RyPac13: shows [9s Qh] (a pair of Sevens)
d0wntheriver collected 480 from pot

Seat 1: d0wntheriver (480 in chips)
Seat 2: RyPac13 (2520 in chips)
d0wntheriver: posts small blind 25
RyPac13: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RyPac13 [Jd Jh]
d0wntheriver: raises 430 to 480 and is all-in
RyPac13: calls 430
*** FLOP *** [Qd 6d 4c]
*** TURN *** [Qd 6d 4c] [Ah]
*** RIVER *** [Qd 6d 4c Ah] [Ks]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RyPac13: shows [Jd Jh] (a pair of Jacks)
d0wntheriver: shows [Qs 2d] (a pair of Queens)

Seat 1: d0wntheriver (1110 in chips)
Seat 2: RyPac13 (1890 in chips)
RyPac13: posts small blind 25
d0wntheriver: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RyPac13 [Kh 6s]
RyPac13: raises 50 to 100
d0wntheriver: calls 50
*** FLOP *** [Tc Kd 8c]
d0wntheriver: checks
RyPac13: bets 100
d0wntheriver: calls 100
*** TURN *** [Tc Kd 8c] [2c]
d0wntheriver: checks
RyPac13: bets 225
d0wntheriver: calls 225
*** RIVER *** [Tc Kd 8c 2c] [Jh]
d0wntheriver: checks
RyPac13: bets 450
d0wntheriver: calls 450
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RyPac13: shows [Kh 6s] (a pair of Kings)
d0wntheriver: mucks hand
RyPac13 collected 1750 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1750 | Rake 0
Board [Tc Kd 8c 2c Jh]
Seat 1: d0wntheriver (big blind) mucked [Th 4h]

Seat 1: d0wntheriver (235 in chips)
Seat 2: RyPac13 (2765 in chips)
d0wntheriver: posts small blind 25
RyPac13: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RyPac13 [9c Td]
d0wntheriver: raises 185 to 235 and is all-in
RyPac13: calls 185
*** FLOP *** [3d Qd Jc]
*** TURN *** [3d Qd Jc] [Jd]
*** RIVER *** [3d Qd Jc Jd] [Ah]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RyPac13: shows [9c Td] (a pair of Jacks)
d0wntheriver: shows [Ks 7c] (a pair of Jacks - Ace+King kicker)

Seat 1: d0wntheriver (495 in chips)
Seat 2: RyPac13 (2505 in chips)
d0wntheriver: posts small blind 25
RyPac13: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RyPac13 [2s Ah]
d0wntheriver: calls 25
RyPac13: raises 2455 to 2505 and is all-in
d0wntheriver: calls 445 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [3c Jc 4d]
*** TURN *** [3c Jc 4d] [6h]
*** RIVER *** [3c Jc 4d 6h] [3h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RyPac13: shows [2s Ah] (a pair of Threes)
d0wntheriver: shows [Qd 4h] (two pair, Fours and Threes)

Seat 1: d0wntheriver (990 in chips)
Seat 2: RyPac13 (2010 in chips)
RyPac13: posts small blind 50
d0wntheriver: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RyPac13 [7h Kc]
RyPac13: raises 1910 to 2010 and is all-in
d0wntheriver: calls 890 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [4d 6s Qc]
*** TURN *** [4d 6s Qc] [2s]
*** RIVER *** [4d 6s Qc 2s] [Tc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
d0wntheriver: shows [Qh 2d] (two pair, Queens and Deuces)
RyPac13: shows [7h Kc] (high card King)
d0wntheriver said, "lol"

Seat 1: d0wntheriver (2480 in chips)
Seat 2: RyPac13 (520 in chips)
d0wntheriver: posts small blind 50
RyPac13: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RyPac13 [Qs Th]
d0wntheriver: calls 50
RyPac13: raises 420 to 520 and is all-in
d0wntheriver: calls 420
*** FLOP *** [2h 4d Qh]
*** TURN *** [2h 4d Qh] [2d]
*** RIVER *** [2h 4d Qh 2d] [Qd]
RyPac13 said, "WOW"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RyPac13: shows [Qs Th] (a full house, Queens full of Deuces)
d0wntheriver: shows [Jc 8c] (two pair, Queens and Deuces)

Seat 1: d0wntheriver (1310 in chips)
Seat 2: RyPac13 (1690 in chips)
d0wntheriver: posts small blind 75
RyPac13: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RyPac13 [Kh As]
d0wntheriver: raises 1160 to 1310 and is all-in
RyPac13: calls 1160
*** FLOP *** [Ts Jh 8s]
RyPac13 said, "swear to god"
*** TURN *** [Ts Jh 8s] [8d]
*** RIVER *** [Ts Jh 8s 8d] [Jc]
RyPac13 said, "gg"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RyPac13: shows [Kh As] (two pair, Jacks and Eights)
d0wntheriver: shows [3d 2d] (two pair, Jacks and Eights - lower kicker)