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[technologic]

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lol at that being the worst vcap2 hand you could find.

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haha you got better?

[AceCR9]

I am getting raped @ 2/4 hu today

couple examples, but there have been a lot more than this

FullTiltPoker Game #3360962969: Table Nido (heads up) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:52:04 ET - 2007/08/25
Seat 1: FoldTOcash ($674.20)
Seat 2: Papa_Chippi ($475)
Papa_Chippi posts the small blind of $2
FoldTOcash posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to FoldTOcash [Td Ad]
Papa_Chippi raises to $12
FoldTOcash raises to $36
Papa_Chippi calls $24
*** FLOP *** [As 7c 8d]
FoldTOcash bets $52
Papa_Chippi calls $52
*** TURN *** [As 7c 8d] [4d]
FoldTOcash checks
Papa_Chippi bets $125
FoldTOcash has 15 seconds left to act
FoldTOcash raises to $586.20, and is all in
Papa_Chippi calls $262, and is all in
FoldTOcash shows [Td Ad]
Papa_Chippi shows [8c 6c]
Uncalled bet of $199.20 returned to FoldTOcash
*** RIVER *** [As 7c 8d 4d] [5h]
FoldTOcash shows a pair of Aces
Papa_Chippi shows a straight, Eight high
Papa_Chippi wins the pot ($949.50) with a straight, Eight high
FoldTOcash: omfg
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $950 | Rake $0.50
Board: [As 7c 8d 4d 5h]
Seat 1: FoldTOcash (big blind) showed [Td Ad] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: Papa_Chippi (small blind) showed [8c 6c] and won ($949.50) with a straight, Eight high




FullTiltPoker Game #3364303484: Table Vest (heads up) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:13:49 ET - 2007/08/25
Seat 1: FoldTOcash ($1,516.40)
Seat 2: mike tison ($985.10)
FoldTOcash posts the small blind of $2
mike tison posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to FoldTOcash [As 7s]
FoldTOcash raises to $12
mike tison calls $8
*** FLOP *** [4s 7d Ah]
mike tison checks
FoldTOcash bets $24
mike tison calls $24
*** TURN *** [4s 7d Ah] [Qc]
mike tison checks
FoldTOcash bets $72
mike tison calls $72
*** RIVER *** [4s 7d Ah Qc] [5d]
mike tison checks
FoldTOcash bets $176
mike tison raises to $352
FoldTOcash calls $176
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mike tison shows [7h 7c] three of a kind, Sevens
FoldTOcash shows [As 7s] two pair, Aces and Sevens
mike tison wins the pot ($919.50) with three of a kind, Sevens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $920 | Rake $0.50
Board: [4s 7d Ah Qc 5d]
Seat 1: FoldTOcash (small blind) showed [As 7s] and lost with two pair, Aces and Sevens
Seat 2: mike tison (big blind) showed [7h 7c] and won ($919.50) with three of a kind, Sevens

[clayton'smom]

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Kiddmother,

please stop sucking at 2p2. if u want to embellish in the 2p2 experience, at least pick a screen name that doesnt explicitly state u are IMSAKIDD's mommy and go out of ur way to embarrass him.

i'm jason's age (we've met irl a few times) and if u were my mother, i would prob stop answering ur phone calls until you stopped this crap.

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Clayton ---- I've been calling but no answer. Are you doing ok son?

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JESUS CHRIST WOULD YOU GET THE [censored] OFF THE GODDAMN COMPUTER AND MAKE ME SOME [censored] DINNER?!?!

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Also, I am obviously better at the English language than Claytons dad. DUCY??

[PerDoom]

CO is vcap2.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $6 BB (6 handed) pokerhand.org hand converter

CO ($200)
Button ($591)
SB ($2113.65)
Hero ($737)
UTG ($1191)
MP ($815.35)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. CO posts a blind of $6.
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, CO (poster) checks, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $30</font>, CO calls $24.

Flop: ($63) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $42</font>, CO calls $42.

Turn: ($147) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $144</font>, CO calls $128 (All-In).

River: ($419) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $419

Results below:
Hero has 9c Ac (one pair, nines).
CO has Jc As (one pair, jacks).
Outcome: CO wins $403. Hero wins $16.

[technologic]

nothing beats the float call all in, obv

[PerDoom]

here's another fun hand i found of him


PokerStars Game #7315478360: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2006/12/05 - 19:02:51 (ET)
Table 'Helene III' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: nanonoko ($400 in chips)
Seat 2: iplaypokeher ($438.50 in chips)
Seat 3: hencus ($526 in chips)
Seat 4: vcap2 ($110.30 in chips)
Seat 5: FoolMeTwice ($716.05 in chips)
Seat 6: woooooz ($206.40 in chips)
iplaypokeher: posts small blind $2
hencus: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to hencus [Ac 3c]
vcap2: calls $4
FoolMeTwice: folds
woooooz: folds
nanonoko: folds
iplaypokeher: folds
hencus: checks
*** FLOP *** [Qc 5s Jh]
hencus: checks
vcap2: checks
*** TURN *** [Qc 5s Jh] [4d]
hencus: checks
vcap2: checks
*** RIVER *** [Qc 5s Jh 4d] [2d]
hencus: bets $16
vcap2: raises $16 to $32
hencus: raises $244 to $276
vcap2: calls $74.30 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
hencus: shows [Ac 3c] (a straight, Ace to Five)
vcap2: mucks hand
hencus collected $219.60 from pot
vcap2 leaves the table
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $222.60 Rake $3
Board [Qc 5s Jh 4d 2d]
Seat 1: nanonoko (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: iplaypokeher (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: hencus (big blind) showed [Ac 3c] and won ($219.60) with a straight, Ace to Five
Seat 4: vcap2 mucked [Kc Ks]
Seat 5: FoolMeTwice folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: woooooz folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[AceCR9]

yay I caught his tilt shove! o wait....


Full Tilt Poker Game #3364741156: Table Vest (heads up) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:01:01 ET - 2007/08/25
Seat 1: FoldTOcash ($1,990.35)
Seat 2: mike tison ($481.05)
mike tison posts the small blind of $2
FoldTOcash posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to FoldTOcash [Ah Kc]
FoldTOcash: itys like
FoldTOcash: u hate money
mike tison raises to $481.05, and is all in
FoldTOcash calls $477.05
mike tison shows [4h Ac]
FoldTOcash shows [Ah Kc]
*** FLOP *** [7d 8d 5h]
*** TURN *** [7d 8d 5h] [6s]
*** RIVER *** [7d 8d 5h 6s] [As]
mike tison shows a straight, Eight high
FoldTOcash shows a pair of Aces
mike tison wins the pot ($961.60) with a straight, Eight high
FoldTOcash: hmmm
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $962.10 | Rake $0.50
Board: [7d 8d 5h 6s As]
Seat 1: FoldTOcash (big blind) showed [Ah Kc] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: mike tison (small blind) showed [4h Ac] and won ($961.60) with a straight, Eight high

[soah]

Seat 2: iplaypokeher ($438.50 in chips)

now whose idea was that?

[Clayton]

ive seen that user play midstakes as long as like 10 months ago, so its not a new name or whatever.

[trplthrt]

#!%$!#^!

I just lost 3 buy-ins in a span of 4 hands.

KK&lt;K8 (all in preflop)
JJ&lt;AQ w/ hero call on Q high flush board vs K8 guy.
KK&lt;AA (all in preflop)

SO SICK.

&lt;smash computer&gt;