Never Trust Anyone

[No Fizzle]

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MY EYES! MY EYES!

[PartyGirlUK]

a.

POKERSTARS GAME #7396011775: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($10/$20) - 2006/12/11 - 09:58:50 (ET)
Table 'Aegina II' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: LoboGordo ($1370.25 in chips)
Seat 2: IGOT3KIND ($1950 in chips)
Seat 3: Doggie Dog ($5793 in chips)
Seat 5: ButiWasSuitd ($2240 in chips)
Seat 6: newhizzle ($3016 in chips)
newhizzle: posts small blind $10
LoboGordo: posts big blind $20
Shifty1768: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to newhizzle [Td 3d]
IGOT3KIND: calls $20
Doggie Dog: calls $20
ButiWasSuitd: calls $20
newhizzle: calls $10
Doggie Dog said, "GREAT BLUF!!!!"
LoboGordo: checks
*** FLOP *** [6d 4d 9d]
newhizzle: checks
ButiWasSuitd said, "thank you sir"
LoboGordo: checks
IGOT3KIND: checks
Doggie Dog: bets $280
ButiWasSuitd: folds
newhizzle: calls $280
LoboGordo: folds
IGOT3KIND: folds
*** TURN *** [6d 4d 9d] [2c]
newhizzle: checks
Doggie Dog: bets $700
newhizzle: calls $700
*** RIVER *** [6d 4d 9d 2c] [Js]
newhizzle: checks
Doggie Dog: bets $1400
newhizzle: calls $1400
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Doggie Dog: shows [3c Ts] (high card Jack)
newhizzle: shows [Td 3d] (a flush, Ten high)
newhizzle collected $4858 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4860 | Rake $2
Board [6d 4d 9d 2c Js]
Seat 1: LoboGordo (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: IGOT3KIND folded on the Flop
Seat 3: Doggie Dog showed [3c Ts] and lost with high card Jack
Seat 5: ButiWasSuitd (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: newhizzle (small blind) showed [Td 3d] and won ($4858) with a flush, Ten high

b.

POKERSTARS GAME #7395737674: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($10/$20) - 2006/12/11 - 09:10:58 (ET)
Table 'Aegina II' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: newhizzle ($1740 in chips)
Seat 2: EatMeFish808 ($1970 in chips)
Seat 3: Doggie Dog ($4929 in chips)
Seat 4: Bjorn_I_Hi ($1618 in chips)
Seat 5: sturutter23 ($895.25 in chips)
Doggie Dog: posts small blind $10
Bjorn_I_Hi: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to newhizzle [Qd Kh]
sturutter23: folds
newhizzle: raises $40 to $60
EatMeFish808 has timed out
EatMeFish808: folds
EatMeFish808 is sitting out
Doggie Dog: calls $50
Bjorn_I_Hi: folds
*** FLOP *** [Jc 9d Kc]
Doggie Dog: bets $200
newhizzle: calls $200
*** TURN *** [Jc 9d Kc] [5h]
Doggie Dog: checks
newhizzle: checks
*** RIVER *** [Jc 9d Kc 5h] [5s]
Doggie Dog: bets $600
newhizzle: calls $600
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Doggie Dog: shows [6c 4s] (a pair of Fives)
newhizzle: shows [Qd Kh] (two pair, Kings and Fives)
newhizzle collected $1738 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1740 | Rake $2
Board [Jc 9d Kc 5h 5s]
Seat 1: newhizzle showed [Qd Kh] and won ($1738) with two pair, Kings and Fives
Seat 2: EatMeFish808 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Doggie Dog (small blind) showed [6c 4s] and lost with a pair of Fives
Seat 4: Bjorn_I_Hi (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: sturutter23 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

c.

POKERSTARS GAME #7394793577: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2006/12/11 - 05:26:04 (ET)
Table 'Nasl V' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: newhizzle ($764.50 in chips)
Seat 3: pmilanov ($1748 in chips)
Seat 4: p3achy_keen ($1000 in chips)
Seat 5: stdjog12 ($1638 in chips)
Seat 6: batmanalan ($1223.70 in chips)
batmanalan: posts small blind $5
newhizzle: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to newhizzle [9d 9c]
pmilanov: folds
p3achy_keen: folds
stdjog12: raises $30 to $40
batmanalan: calls $35
newhizzle: raises $80 to $120
stdjog12: raises $1518 to $1638 and is all-in
batmanalan: folds
newhizzle: calls $644.50 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [6s 2s Tc]
*** TURN *** [6s 2s Tc] [Qh]
*** RIVER *** [6s 2s Tc Qh] [7d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
newhizzle: shows [9d 9c] (a pair of Nines)
stdjog12: mucks hand
batmanalan said, "wow"
newhizzle collected $1567 from pot
batmanalan said, "i had a set on flop"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1569 | Rake $2
Board [6s 2s Tc Qh 7d]
Seat 1: newhizzle (big blind) showed [9d 9c] and won ($1567) with a pair of Nines
Seat 3: pmilanov folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: p3achy_keen folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: stdjog12 (button) mucked [5h 5s]
Seat 6: batmanalan (small blind) folded before Flop

d.

POKERSTARS GAME #7395488331: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2006/12/11 - 08:21:30 (ET)
Table 'Centaurus IV' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: newhizzle ($1104.75 in chips)
Seat 2: fotsporet ($1342.95 in chips)
Seat 3: hibban ($572 in chips)
Seat 4: Mac4460 ($978.50 in chips)
Seat 5: p3achy_keen ($990 in chips)
Seat 6: GayBird42 ($1000 in chips)
p3achy_keen: posts small blind $5
GayBird42: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to newhizzle [Qh Qd]
newhizzle: calls $10
fotsporet: calls $10
hibban: raises $36 to $46
Mac4460: folds
p3achy_keen: raises $96 to $142
GayBird42: folds
newhizzle: raises $962.75 to $1104.75 and is all-in
fotsporet: folds
hibban: calls $526 and is all-in
p3achy_keen: folds
*** FLOP *** [Tc 5h Qc]
hibban said, "lol'"
*** TURN *** [Tc 5h Qc] [7d]
*** RIVER *** [Tc 5h Qc 7d] [3h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
newhizzle: shows [Qh Qd] (three of a kind, Queens)
hibban: mucks hand
newhizzle collected $1303 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1306 | Rake $3
Board [Tc 5h Qc 7d 3h]
Seat 1: newhizzle showed [Qh Qd] and won ($1303) with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 2: fotsporet folded before Flop
Seat 3: hibban mucked [Ad Ac]
Seat 4: Mac4460 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: p3achy_keen (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: GayBird42 (big blind) folded before Flop

e.

POKERSTARS GAME #7394346927: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2006/12/11 - 03:40:29 (ET)
Table 'Garumna' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: manub ($1012 in chips)
Seat 3: brendank ($271 in chips)
Seat 4: newhizzle ($668.55 in chips)
Seat 5: riverbaby1 ($497 in chips)
Seat 6: outdrewsyou ($1062 in chips)
riverbaby1: posts small blind $5
outdrewsyou: posts big blind $10
B Buddy: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to newhizzle [Qc 8c]
manub: folds
brendank: raises $10 to $20
newhizzle: calls $20
riverbaby1: folds
outdrewsyou: calls $10
*** FLOP *** [8h 8s Jc]
outdrewsyou: checks
brendank: bets $50
newhizzle: calls $50
outdrewsyou: raises $100 to $150
brendank: folds
newhizzle: raises $100 to $250
outdrewsyou: calls $100
*** TURN *** [8h 8s Jc] [5d]
outdrewsyou: checks
newhizzle: bets $140
outdrewsyou: calls $140
*** RIVER *** [8h 8s Jc 5d] [Td]
outdrewsyou: checks
newhizzle: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
outdrewsyou: shows [7s 8d] (three of a kind, Eights)
newhizzle: shows [Qc 8c] (three of a kind, Eights - Queen kicker)
newhizzle collected $893 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $895 | Rake $2
Board [8h 8s Jc 5d Td]
Seat 1: manub folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: brendank folded on the Flop
Seat 4: newhizzle (button) showed [Qc 8c] and won ($893) with three of a kind, Eights
Seat 5: riverbaby1 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: outdrewsyou (big blind) showed [7s 8d] and lost with three of a kind, Eights

[punkass]

man, this thread fails to entertain...
It's like...


except full of nuns and children. Can't look away...must keep watching.

[mlagoo]

i love how everyoen in those hands was just relentlessly valuetowning her and calling her down with any pair, and yet she just kept on chugging along and making ridiculous overbet bluffs.

[Dids]

Sponger,

Well played.

[Cornell Fiji]

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Only 25k eh? So who wins the $100 bet from 1000 posts ago?

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The parameters of the bet were that she scammed him out of 30k.

We decided to call the bet a push based on the fact that she 'only' lost $25k and there is a discrepancy over if she scammed him out of the money or if he let her play on his acct.

Obviously he didn't want her playing 25/50 but she didn't exactly steal the cash for profit either.

Neither of us were really looking to screw the other so we just called the bet off

[DING-DONG YO]

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I still think she was working with someone. I'm curious to see if one person caught most of the charity.


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Of course 1 person won more than anybody else wtf?

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depends on how much more. If the cash is largely evenly distributed, I'll concede that she is a probably just a retard. But if one person won a disproportionate share off her, I think someone should look very closesly at those hands.

I'm a CPA and I have a bit of experience in fraud. Keep digging.

[Phresh]

lmao

[PartyGirlUK]

f.

POKERSTARS GAME #7394755228: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2006/12/11 - 05:15:51 (ET)
Table 'Nasl V' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: newhizzle ($416.25 in chips)
Seat 2: riverbaby1 ($1419.25 in chips)
Seat 3: pmilanov ($1928 in chips)
Seat 4: p3achy_keen ($1023 in chips)
Seat 5: stdjog12 ($1844 in chips)
Seat 6: batmanalan ($396.30 in chips)
batmanalan: posts small blind $5
newhizzle: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to newhizzle [Jc 7c]
riverbaby1: folds
pmilanov: folds
p3achy_keen: raises $25 to $35
stdjog12: folds
batmanalan: folds
newhizzle: calls $25
*** FLOP *** [5c 4h 7s]
newhizzle: bets $70
p3achy_keen: raises $140 to $210
newhizzle: calls $140
*** TURN *** [5c 4h 7s] [2c]
newhizzle: checks
p3achy_keen: bets $778 and is all-in
newhizzle: calls $171.25 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [5c 4h 7s 2c] [7d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
newhizzle: shows [Jc 7c] (three of a kind, Sevens)
p3achy_keen: mucks hand
newhizzle collected $834.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $837.50 | Rake $3
Board [5c 4h 7s 2c 7d]
Seat 1: newhizzle (big blind) showed [Jc 7c] and won ($834.50) with three of a kind, Sevens
Seat 2: riverbaby1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: pmilanov folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: p3achy_keen mucked [Ad Ac]
Seat 5: stdjog12 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: batmanalan (small blind) folded before Flop

g.

POKERSTARS GAME #7394673665: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2006/12/11 - 04:54:36 (ET)
Table 'Nasl V' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: newhizzle ($980.30 in chips)
Seat 2: riverbaby1 ($1279.50 in chips)
Seat 3: pmilanov ($1000 in chips)
Seat 4: p3achy_keen ($1000 in chips)
Seat 5: stdjog12 ($2231 in chips)
Seat 6: outdrewsyou ($1253.05 in chips)
outdrewsyou: posts small blind $5
newhizzle: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to newhizzle [Td 8h]
riverbaby1: folds
pmilanov: folds
p3achy_keen: raises $25 to $35
stdjog12: folds
outdrewsyou: folds
newhizzle: calls $25
*** FLOP *** [5d Jh Qs]
newhizzle: checks
p3achy_keen: bets $55
newhizzle: calls $55
*** TURN *** [5d Jh Qs] [9s]
newhizzle: checks
p3achy_keen: bets $160
newhizzle: raises $160 to $320
p3achy_keen: calls $160
*** RIVER *** [5d Jh Qs 9s] [Ts]
newhizzle: checks
p3achy_keen: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
newhizzle: shows [Td 8h] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
p3achy_keen: mucks hand
newhizzle collected $822 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $825 | Rake $3
Board [5d Jh Qs 9s Ts]
Seat 1: newhizzle (big blind) showed [Td 8h] and won ($822) with a straight, Eight to Queen
Seat 2: riverbaby1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: pmilanov folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: p3achy_keen mucked [Qd Jc]
Seat 5: stdjog12 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: outdrewsyou (small blind) folded before Flop

h.

POKERSTARS GAME #7394921753: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2006/12/11 - 06:00:21 (ET)
Table 'Nasl V' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: newhizzle ($705 in chips)
Seat 2: rttyke01 ($710.50 in chips)
Seat 3: pmilanov ($2279 in chips)
Seat 4: p3achy_keen ($1847 in chips)
Seat 5: --CGD-- ($545 in chips)
Seat 6: batmanalan ($1009.20 in chips)
pmilanov: posts small blind $5
p3achy_keen: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to newhizzle [8h Qc]
--CGD--: folds
batmanalan: folds
newhizzle: raises $20 to $30
rttyke01: calls $30
pmilanov: folds
p3achy_keen: calls $20
*** FLOP *** [3s 5h Ah]
p3achy_keen: checks
newhizzle: bets $70
rttyke01: folds
p3achy_keen: calls $70
*** TURN *** [3s 5h Ah] [6s]
p3achy_keen: checks
newhizzle: bets $200
p3achy_keen: calls $200
*** RIVER *** [3s 5h Ah 6s] [Jd]
p3achy_keen: checks
newhizzle: bets $405 and is all-in
p3achy_keen: folds
newhizzle collected $632 from pot
newhizzle: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $635 | Rake $3
Board [3s 5h Ah 6s Jd]
Seat 1: newhizzle collected ($632)
Seat 2: rttyke01 (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: pmilanov (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: p3achy_keen (big blind) folded on the River
Seat 5: --CGD-- folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: batmanalan folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[derosnec]

I am in the processing of selecting a frame for this, for my office.

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I may be somewhat of an exhibitionist, but I am definitely above all ~ a LADY.


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