*OFFICIAL* Sexytime Containment Thread

[Georgia Avenue]

anacardo: Man, if this chick is just stringing you out, I'll beat her down for you.
With gusto.
me: i doubnt she is
it was just the second date
and she told me how much she wants my dick
anacardo: Nod.
me: so nah
anacardo: I mean, rock on and all.
me: ibut she also tolde me that she doesnt just want a hookup
anacardo: I myself have made some pretty spectacularly bad reads win my time.
me: but so i might have to like date her
anacardo01: Why bitches gotta be so flaky.
me: becuz i like her
whic is abeat
anacardo: Why dudes gotta be so mean!
Eternal questions.
I don't see why that's a beat.
me: YES tbh
anacardo: I'd kill to be srsly into some chick who wanted my dick exclusively.
That's like a goddamn miracle.
me: i guess...except im too young to die
anacardo: LOL commitmentphobiaments

thats right i get relationship advice from anacardo SO WAT WANNA FITE ABOUT IT

[Limesparks]

is that some sort of play ur working on im lost without stage directions

[Georgia Avenue]

exeunt all save the narrator who dies in a goose fire

[Limesparks]

oh its a tragedy sweet whens the part where u kill ur dad and sex ur mom

[Chump Change]

LOL GEORGIA AENUE LIKES GIRLS

[NLSoldier]

GA,

awesome thread. keep it up.

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brag: she respects me enough to tell me serious bzness
beat: she may be nuts by the same token
brag: I'm a threat to her exes because she's interested in dating me
beat: Her ex still has feelings for her and she gives a f--k about that.
brag: switching to earlier rather than later date indicates eagerness to see me
beat: either choice I make makes me look a bit weak-- if I choose to hang out monday then I seem like she can switch day on me whenever she wants BUT if I change my plans for tuesday then it seems like the whole "I'm so interested in jewish punk rock imo" suggestion seems like just a ploy.

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probably too late bc i think your last post was an update about this same chick but i think the brags far outweigh the beats here.

baloosh,

pretty sure what GA says about chicks liking to watch guys eat is true.

ericw,

wtf get your negativity out of this thread

[Baloosh]

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baloosh,

pretty sure what GA says about chicks liking to watch guys eat is true.



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Never claimed that it was or wasn't true... just commenting on the weirdness of the statement, since it's one I'd never heard of before, nor ever even considered. That's all.

Nice update GA... she's taking the classic "hard to get" line with a nice modern twist -- talking nasty at the same time. She'll be a freak in the sack... absolute freak.

[Georgia Avenue]

I know. I dont know why I was so tilted I should have been ecstatic.

Details forthcoming about the date it was pretty interesting all around. She's full of TMI let's just say, but somehow that doesn't bother me.

[Wheelzie]

Man this hardcore chick denied me on myspace.....WTF Girl? You were all up on my ballzac the other night, beggin me to take you away from the cops kuz you had warrants! Did I not look like a prince? Did my white jeep not look like a stallion? You made out with me in front of walgreens, and even booked my band for 2 shows. Cmon baby i just wanted to sex you up, it really doesn't bother me that your married.

[Georgia Avenue]

ARGGHGYGEHGEHGEHGEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FKFKFKFKFKFKFFKFKFKFKFK

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On 10/9/07, (girl) wrote:

Hey there...what are you up to on Thursday?

~ Girl

Me:

Well, I've got yoga...then I have to pick up my parakeet from daycare...then there's this teambuilding seminar down at the Dairy Queen where I work part-time RE: sprinkles...plus, that's the night mother has me over for dress up night and I'm bringing the wigs.

But that will all be over by 6pm... Why do you ask?
--GA



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you're hanging out with me on thursday. consider yourself booked.

i'm thinking something low key, no cider allowed (!), maybe your place or mine? though i live in a studio and have no food to feed you or entice you with. and the dust bunnies wage pretty fierce battles every once in a while. so the alternate would be me telling you to invite me to your place. ;-) being that you say you live somewhere between union station and XXX street, i'm convinced you live under the overpass. confess!!!

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How dare you!? I live in a van down by the river, my gosh.

I have lots of food and I'm an expert cook as long as we're making mac and cheese...

The problem with my place is that my roommate and his girlfriend lurk in my living room/kitchen. I love them, but they will cramp our style radically.

or I could assemble a host of fantastic food items and appear in your kitchen to see if your appliances work? I'll let you know tomorrow in a finely crafted email.

Either way I am all yours, I and my stolen Jackie O wigs.

--GA


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lurkers and jackie o wigs. all the more reason to hang out at your place!

but alas, my flight was finally (!) booked and it looks like i'm leaving on saturday now instead of sunday. needless to say my stress level has skyrocketed and i'll have to graciously bow out of tomorrow (all the worse since it was my idea!). anyway, i hope to see you once i get back, and if you're lucky you might even get one of those emails letting you know just how FAB-U-LOUS a time i'm having. (don't you just love those emails!?!) lucky man, lucky man! ;-)

cheers,
girl

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wtf

argh


/life

Why whyhwyhwyhwyhwy
I was just about to send her an email saying to come over to my place...did I scare her off? I don't know. Either way this seems odd and made up (who books a flight to Asia the week before?) and doubtful that she's gonna be interested when she gets back to the states. Why do I let myself get carried away like this? Man. I hate actually liking chicks. I should go back to meeting boring young hotties instead.

Psychic death tilt. FARK.

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