***Official November Chat Thread: The Golden Duck***

[Hklm8383]

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Man, I hate NL200. I'm going to go rape NL100 when I start playing again in a little while.

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what did u have against me on flop Kxx turn K

[CalledDownLight]

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Man, I hate NL200. I'm going to go rape NL100 when I start playing again in a little while.

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what did u have against me on flop Kxx turn K

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444KK

[CalledDownLight]

someone make it stop...its not even sooooooooooooted

Down 1k the last 4 days.

PokerStars Game #12998289835: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/11/02 - 16:21:38 (ET)
Table 'Phaetusa IV' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: BlueDevils09 ($100.30 in chips)
Seat 3: mesmer78209 ($100.05 in chips)
Seat 4: Checkmater ($106.25 in chips)
Seat 6: clocloclacla ($82.70 in chips)
Seat 7: Highpothead ($103 in chips)
Seat 8: iceaged ($107.05 in chips)
Seat 9: Iceman3008 ($93.15 in chips)
iceaged: posts small blind $0.50
Iceman3008: posts big blind $1
TomasQ: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to BlueDevils09 [Ks Kc]
BlueDevils09: calls $1
mesmer78209: folds
Checkmater: folds
clocloclacla: raises $5 to $6
Highpothead: folds
iceaged: folds
Iceman3008: folds
BlueDevils09: raises $11 to $17
clocloclacla: raises $65.70 to $82.70 and is all-in
BlueDevils09: calls $65.70
*** FLOP *** [Tc Jc 6s]
*** TURN *** [Tc Jc 6s] [2c]
*** RIVER *** [Tc Jc 6s 2c] [9h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BlueDevils09: shows [Ks Kc] (a pair of Kings)
clocloclacla: shows [Jd 6c] (two pair, Jacks and Sixes)
clocloclacla collected $163.90 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $166.90 | Rake $3
Board [Tc Jc 6s 2c 9h]
Seat 1: BlueDevils09 showed [Ks Kc] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 3: mesmer78209 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Checkmater folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: clocloclacla showed [Jd 6c] and won ($163.90) with two pair, Jacks and Sixes
Seat 7: Highpothead (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: iceaged (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: Iceman3008 (big blind) folded before Flop

[Kos13]

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dog
imp
elephant
skunk
hippopotamus
otter
raccoon
tapir
snake
tasmanian devel
antelope
cow
koala
emu
rhino
sugar glider
duck
iquana
eel

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QFMFT

[CalledDownLight]

I bluff badly...villain snap calls

PokerStars Game #12998428398: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/11/02 - 16:29:20 (ET)
Table 'Achaia III' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: realkuki666 ($45.40 in chips)
Seat 2: BlueDevils09 ($97 in chips)
Seat 3: hanskoks ($23.50 in chips)
Seat 4: rfkyle ($176.40 in chips)
Seat 5: DOXBURGER ($136.10 in chips)
Seat 6: Impulsive666 ($58.50 in chips)
Seat 8: 1p0kerboy ($94.50 in chips)
Seat 9: phuux ($152.35 in chips)
rfkyle: posts small blind $0.50
DOXBURGER: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to BlueDevils09 [3s 5s]
Impulsive666: folds
1p0kerboy: folds
phuux: folds
realkuki666: folds
BlueDevils09: raises $3 to $4
hanskoks: folds
rfkyle: calls $3.50
DOXBURGER: folds
*** FLOP *** [6d 4h Th]
rfkyle: checks
BlueDevils09: bets $7
rfkyle: calls $7
*** TURN *** [6d 4h Th] [Qc]
rfkyle: checks
BlueDevils09: checks
*** RIVER *** [6d 4h Th Qc] [6c]
rfkyle: checks
BlueDevils09: bets $15
rfkyle: calls $15
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BlueDevils09: shows [3s 5s] (a pair of Sixes)
rfkyle: shows [7d Ac] (a pair of Sixes - Ace kicker)
rfkyle collected $50.45 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $53 | Rake $2.55
Board [6d 4h Th Qc 6c]
Seat 1: realkuki666 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: BlueDevils09 showed [3s 5s] and lost with a pair of Sixes
Seat 3: hanskoks (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: rfkyle (small blind) showed [7d Ac] and won ($50.45) with a pair of Sixes
Seat 5: DOXBURGER (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Impulsive666 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: 1p0kerboy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: phuux folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[CalledDownLight]

So you just have to call down fish on [censored] boards if you want money.

PokerStars Game #12998638507: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/11/02 - 16:41:20 (ET)
Table 'Achaia III' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: realkuki666 ($44.90 in chips)
Seat 2: BlueDevils09 ($98.50 in chips)
Seat 3: hanskoks ($12.35 in chips)
Seat 4: rfkyle ($185.75 in chips)
Seat 5: OIceDPot ($18.50 in chips)
Seat 6: euphoricxxxx ($99.05 in chips)
Seat 8: 1p0kerboy ($93.50 in chips)
Seat 9: dub39 ($50.55 in chips)
asturiano was removed from the table for failing to post
1p0kerboy: posts small blind $0.50
dub39: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to BlueDevils09 [8s 8h]
realkuki666: folds
BlueDevils09: raises $3 to $4
realkuki666 leaves the table
asturiano joins the table at seat #7
hanskoks: folds
rfkyle: calls $4
OIceDPot: folds
euphoricxxxx: folds
chienvichai joins the table at seat #1
1p0kerboy: folds
dub39: folds
*** FLOP *** [Kh 4d 9c]
BlueDevils09: bets $7
rfkyle: calls $7
*** TURN *** [Kh 4d 9c] [Ad]
BlueDevils09: checks
rfkyle: bets $11
BlueDevils09: calls $11
*** RIVER *** [Kh 4d 9c Ad] [7c]
BlueDevils09: checks
rfkyle: bets $11
BlueDevils09: calls $11
*** SHOW DOWN ***
rfkyle: shows [Jh Tc] (high card Ace)
BlueDevils09: shows [8s 8h] (a pair of Eights)
BlueDevils09 collected $64.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $67.50 | Rake $3
Board [Kh 4d 9c Ad 7c]
Seat 1: realkuki666 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: BlueDevils09 showed [8s 8h] and won ($64.50) with a pair of Eights
Seat 3: hanskoks folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: rfkyle showed [Jh Tc] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 5: OIceDPot folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: euphoricxxxx (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: 1p0kerboy (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: dub39 (big blind) folded before Flop

[CalledDownLight]

c/c til they're AI is a sick strategy. Its actually working sick well right now. I've felted 3rd pair or worse 4 times in the last 10 min and been right every time.

[Effen]

Sounds unexploitable. Lemme go find you at 100nl, brt.

[rdrr]

Rawr.

PokerStars Game #12998950494: Hold'em Pot Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/11/02 - 16:58:45 (ET)
Table 'Roxane III' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: INTS ($82.10 in chips)
Seat 2: lordyefc ($233 in chips)
Seat 3: Fuugi ($122.65 in chips)
Seat 4: achen ($200 in chips)
Seat 5: slammedfire ($198 in chips)
Seat 6: ß>> Jess <<ß ($179.05 in chips)
Seat 7: BIGLivesOn ($211.55 in chips)
Seat 8: KarlSpakler ($343.80 in chips)
Seat 9: skins12 ($71 in chips)
slammedfire: posts small blind $1
ß>> Jess <<ß: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to achen [Jh Js]
BIGLivesOn: folds
KarlSpakler: folds
skins12: folds
INTS: folds
lordyefc: folds
Fuugi: folds
achen: raises $5 to $7
slammedfire: raises $16 to $23
ß>> Jess <<ß: folds
achen: calls $16
*** FLOP *** [6h 3c 9d]
slammedfire: bets $26
achen: calls $26
*** TURN *** [6h 3c 9d] [6s]
slammedfire: bets $97
achen: raises $54 to $151 and is all-in
slammedfire: calls $52 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [6h 3c 9d 6s] [3s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
slammedfire: shows [7c Tc] (two pair, Sixes and Threes)
achen: shows [Jh Js] (two pair, Jacks and Sixes)
achen collected $395 from pot
slammedfire leaves the table
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $398 | Rake $3
Board [6h 3c 9d 6s 3s]
Seat 1: INTS folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: lordyefc folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Fuugi folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: achen (button) showed [Jh Js] and won ($395) with two pair, Jacks and Sixes
Seat 5: slammedfire (small blind) showed [7c Tc] and lost with two pair, Sixes and Threes
Seat 6: ß>> Jess <<ß (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: BIGLivesOn folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: KarlSpakler folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: skins12 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[CalledDownLight]

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Rawr.

PokerStars Game #12998950494: Hold'em Pot Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/11/02 - 16:58:45 (ET)
Table 'Roxane III' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: INTS ($82.10 in chips)
Seat 2: lordyefc ($233 in chips)
Seat 3: Fuugi ($122.65 in chips)
Seat 4: achen ($200 in chips)
Seat 5: slammedfire ($198 in chips)
Seat 6: ß>> Jess <<ß ($179.05 in chips)
Seat 7: BIGLivesOn ($211.55 in chips)
Seat 8: KarlSpakler ($343.80 in chips)
Seat 9: skins12 ($71 in chips)
slammedfire: posts small blind $1
ß>> Jess <<ß: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to achen [Jh Js]
BIGLivesOn: folds
KarlSpakler: folds
skins12: folds
INTS: folds
lordyefc: folds
Fuugi: folds
achen: raises $5 to $7
slammedfire: raises $16 to $23
ß>> Jess <<ß: folds
achen: calls $16
*** FLOP *** [6h 3c 9d]
slammedfire: bets $26
achen: calls $26
*** TURN *** [6h 3c 9d] [6s]
slammedfire: bets $97
achen: raises $54 to $151 and is all-in
slammedfire: calls $52 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [6h 3c 9d 6s] [3s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
slammedfire: shows [7c Tc] (two pair, Sixes and Threes)
achen: shows [Jh Js] (two pair, Jacks and Sixes)
achen collected $395 from pot
slammedfire leaves the table
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $398 | Rake $3
Board [6h 3c 9d 6s 3s]
Seat 1: INTS folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: lordyefc folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Fuugi folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: achen (button) showed [Jh Js] and won ($395) with two pair, Jacks and Sixes
Seat 5: slammedfire (small blind) showed [7c Tc] and lost with two pair, Sixes and Threes
Seat 6: ß>> Jess <<ß (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: BIGLivesOn folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: KarlSpakler folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: skins12 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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teach me to dodge the [censored] 8