Official September thread: General Discussion, Goals, Winrates, etc

[cts]

lol Gorilla Boy you played that hand about as donkish retardedly as possible and got owned, nh VP.

Also, I just played another 1k hands and am now +$31k in September [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img].

[viciouspenguin]

[ QUOTE ]
VP,

Beak-even/losing players experience more vairence. Take that as a hint.

[/ QUOTE ]

LOL ok mr. i cant fold AA for 300bb

[g-p]

[ QUOTE ]
uh, the best one is a thread in HSNL. I timed down to 1 second and called, which is almost always a leak of mine. GP had the straight for the nuts. River filled me up. I own.

[/ QUOTE ]according to strassa i must suck if you are considering folding. i still dont know what to make of that.

[T-God]

Who the [censored] is gorilla boy on party? We can out him, he doesn't post anyways.

[aejones]

lol MSNLdaytimesoapoperaments

[aislephive]

Well done VP, good to see you doing well after running like crap for so long. Keep it up.

[viciouspenguin]

[ QUOTE ]
Well done VP, good to see you doing well after running like crap for so long. Keep it up.

[/ QUOTE ]

thanks

[viciouspenguin]

[ QUOTE ]
Who the [censored] is gorilla boy on party? We can out him, he doesn't post anyways.

[/ QUOTE ]

here's the original donkey manuscript

***** Hand History for Game 5097079200 *****
$1000 NL Texas Hold'em - Sunday, September 03, 23:17:25 ET 2006
Table Monster #1277420 (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 5: iCHECKDARK ( $3285.50 )
Seat 6: JimmyTwoTimes ( $1000 )
Seat 4: BoGeY_4 ( $1000 )
Seat 1: BLACKEAGLE79 ( $0 )
Seat 3: ggl100 ( $2111.50 )
Seat 2: Bluff4You_ ( $3137.50 )
iCHECKDARK posts small blind [$5].
JimmyTwoTimes posts big blind [$10].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to iCHECKDARK [ 6c 6h ]
>You have options at Monster #1278042 (No DP) Table!.
>You have options at Cape Verde (No DP) Table!.
Bluff4You_ raises [$35].
BoGeY_4 folds.
>You have options at Monster #1277848 (No DP) Table!.
>You have options at Monster #1277899 (No DP) Table!.
iCHECKDARK raises [$118].
>You have options at San Benito (No DP) Table!.
>You have options at Monster #1277285 (No DP) Table!.
JimmyTwoTimes folds.
>You have options at Just Relax Table!.
>You have options at Monster #1277848 (No DP) Table!.
>You have options at San Benito (No DP) Table!.
Bluff4You_ raises [$275].
iCHECKDARK calls [$187].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 8c, 6d, 8h ]
iCHECKDARK checks.
>You have options at Reel Lucky (No DP) Table!.
>You have options at Monster #1277899 (No DP) Table!.
>You have options at Monster #1278042 (No DP) Table!.
>You have options at Roughrider (No DP) Table!.
Bluff4You_ bets [$410].
>You have options at Cape Verde (No DP) Table!.
iCHECKDARK calls [$410].
** Dealing Turn ** [ Tc ]
iCHECKDARK bets [$555].
>You have options at Skip Ahead (No DP) Table!.
>You have options at Roughrider (No DP) Table!.
>You have options at Reel Lucky (No DP) Table!.
>You have options at San Benito (No DP) Table!.
>You have options at Monster #1277272 Table!.
>You have options at Monster #1277285 (No DP) Table!.
Bluff4You_ calls [$555].
** Dealing River ** [ 3c ]
>You have options at Monster #1278042 (No DP) Table!.
>You have options at Skip Ahead (No DP) Table!.
iCHECKDARK bets [$1234].
>You have options at San Benito (No DP) Table!.
Bluff4You_ is all-In.
iCHECKDARK calls [$628.50].
iCHECKDARK shows [ 6c, 6h ] a full house, Sixes full of eights.
Bluff4You_ doesn't show [ As, Ad ] two pairs, aces and eights.
The time at which hand ended:Sep 03 2006 23:19 ET
iCHECKDARK wins $6282.50 from the main pot with a full house, Sixes full of eights.
>You have options at Cape Verde (No DP) Table!.
>You have options at Monster #1277285 (No DP) Table!.

[cts]

lol I'm still laughing at Bluff4You_'s play, 300BBs + AA --->> FELT BABY!!! This is great.

[Gorilla Boy]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
VP,

Beak-even/losing players experience more vairence. Take that as a hint.

[/ QUOTE ]

LOL ok mr. i cant fold AA for 300bb

[/ QUOTE ]

lol enough bi.tch slapping, play me HU at $5/$10 ?